Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, March 23, 2017
This Show
Part 1: It’s Gonna Be A Good Day
The show begins with Dale discussing his wife taking boxes of personal memorabilia, including potentially embarrassing cassette tapes. The hosts explore the meanings of their surnames via ancestry.com. The mood turns sour when they discover a system reset wiped out most of their sound effects library, with Dale becoming increasingly frustrated about the loss and lack of backup systems. The technical crisis dominates the latter half of this segment.
Segments
- Show Open and Intro [00:00:24] — Bob delivers the traditional show introduction featuring the cast and anniversary week setup.
- Wife’s Box Violation [00:02:07] — Dale discusses his wife bringing a box of his personal memorabilia to the station, including potentially compromising cassette tapes with women’s names on them, handed off to CJ.
- Anniversary Discomfort [00:04:33] — Dale and Bob discuss feeling uncomfortable listening to old air checks during anniversary week, questioning how they survived on air.
- Matt Arrives Late [00:06:00] — Matt Bearden arrives late, dealing with phone technical issues he suspects are Russian interference.
- Memorabilia in Trash [00:08:34] — Dale tells story of finding someone’s entire life – old photographs, letters from WWI era – thrown away in a trash can as a child, leading to discussion about how no one keeps your stuff after you die.
- Anniversary Messages [00:21:27] — Listener voicemails and Kevin Russell from Shiny Ribs sing birthday wishes for the show’s 25th anniversary.
- Ancestry Surname Meanings [00:24:06] — Dale researches and shares the origins and meanings of cast surnames: Dudley (English/Irish, wood clearing), Fonseca (dry fountain), Bearden (manor/hill), Gallo (rooster/Italian), McAtee (son of scholar).
- San Antonio Fattest City [00:29:37] — Discussion of WalletHub study ranking San Antonio as 14th fattest city in America while Austin ranks 71st.
- Dave in the Cave Tribute [00:36:58] — Dale plays tribute from Dave in the Cave, longtime fan who creates segues and intros for the show, discussing how he used to send Dave bonus checks.
- Sound Effects System Crash [00:37:47] — The crew discovers that a Wide Orbit system reset has deleted most of their sound effects library. Growing realization that effects loaded in-studio weren’t backed up leads to escalating frustration.
- Dale’s Breaking Point [00:43:44] — Dale reaches his limit over the technical failure, venting about station infrastructure problems, mandatory training, and wanting reruns played as he threatens to leave.
Guests
- Allie (Dale’s wife) (other) [00:06:10] — Called in briefly during the show to clarify what was in the memorabilia box and ask Dale to handle tasks
- Dave in the Cave (other) [00:36:58] — Longtime fan and audio producer who creates show segues, sent in anniversary tribute
Callers
- Valerie (SuperMeowy) (regular) [00:07:57] — 25th anniversary congratulations Left voicemail celebrating the show bringing together a ‘community of warriors’ and congratulating Dale and Bob on 25 years together
- unnamed [00:08:18] — Anniversary thank you Left voicemail thanking the show for guiding them through 10 years of life changes from breakup to marriage and having a daughter
Music
- Kevin Russell (Shiny Ribs) — Sang improvised birthday song for the show including the phrase ‘slappin’ that ass’ and ‘Dale and Bob’ chant
Quotes
If you’re one of them, you’re an absolute idiot. You don’t understand wiretapping.
Dale Dudley [00:16:29]
Your kids will throw everything out. There’s no interest in it.
Dale Dudley [00:19:04]
I’m done. This is the last celebration. I’m gonna find something else to do.
Dale Dudley [00:44:09]
Part 2: Emotions
The show descends into chaos when Dale discovers sound effects are missing due to technical problems. A heated confrontation erupts involving Dale, producer Daniel Gallo, and IT head Brian over backup procedures and system failures. Amid the technical meltdown, confusion reigns when the crew mistakes Lewis Black’s assistant Graham for Graham Douglas, a former intern, leading to a bizarre debate over whether Douglas did an incredible Lewis Black impression. The segment title ‘Emotions’ proves apt as tempers flare, apologies are demanded, and Pop Squirrel is deployed to restore calm.
Segments
- Anniversary voicemails [00:00:00] — Shawn Colvin, Lewis Black, Kevin Nealon, and Mike McRae leave 25th anniversary messages for the show.
- Pop Cop without beds [00:02:02] — Matt performs Pop Cop with no music beds due to technical failures, making jokes about technical problems throughout.
- Graham Douglas confusion begins [00:08:28] — The crew debates whether a Lewis Black voicemail is actually Graham Douglas doing an impression, creating mass confusion about who sent what.
- Dale’s meltdown escalates [00:11:20] — Dale reveals he texted his boss about another job offer in frustration over technical problems and gets an ‘OK, Dale’ response that infuriates him further.
- Dale explains his passion [00:19:27] — Dale delivers an emotional monologue about why he cares so deeply about doing a good show and having proper tools.
- The Big Sweep [00:25:06] — They discover some sound effects are returning as the system repopulates, giving brief hope.
- Brian (IT) enters [00:27:59] — IT head Brian comes in to explain the backup situation, leading to tense exchanges with Dale and Daniel.
- Listeners react [00:35:24] — Callers Mike and Paul weigh in, with Paul comparing the chaos to the death of Oreo and Rudy’s mustard packet hoarding.
- Daniel confronts Brian [00:37:08] — Daniel snaps at Brian on air about the system problems, creating an extremely uncomfortable moment.
- Graham confusion resolved [00:45:02] — Carissa explains she was communicating with intern Graham while Daniel got an email from Lewis Black’s assistant Graham, solving the mystery.
- Daniel returns angry [00:50:06] — Daniel comes back in still frustrated, leading to further debate about backup procedures and who is responsible.
- Pop Squirrel intervention [00:56:23] — Pop Squirrel is deployed to provide comedic relief as tensions remain high between Daniel and the technical situation.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:02] — Performed without music beds due to technical failures, making it awkward and highlighting the technical problems
- The Big Sweep [00:25:27] — Sound effect plays as they discover some effects are returning to the system
Guests
- Brian (IT head) (other) [00:27:59] — IT department head came in to explain technical failures and backup procedures, leading to heated exchanges
Callers
- Mike [00:35:27] — 25th anniversary congratulations and commenting on chaos Told them that shows where things break down are his favorite shows
- Paul [00:35:59] — Ranking this show among historic moments Compared it to the death of Oreo and Rudy’s mustard packet hoarding as top moments
Text Line
- [00:49:39] Someone in the building (who should be working) texted that the show has been ‘epic, totally uncomfortable and basically unlistenable but still epic’ — read by Matt Bearden Provided perspective on how the chaos was being received
- [00:48:01] Someone inquired romantically about Carissa — read by Dale Dudley Created a brief distraction from the technical drama, though Dale wouldn’t reveal who it was on air
Quotes
It’s like your wife saying ‘whatever’ in the middle of a fight
Dale Dudley [00:11:40]
I’m passionate about radio. It’s the only thing I’ve ever done
Dale Dudley [00:19:08]
You got fake news!
Dale Dudley [00:29:43]
I am saving your job right now
Brian (IT) [00:38:06]
I’m like Trump – I don’t want to shake Merkel’s hand
Daniel Gallo [00:57:03]
Part 3: Mr. President
The final part of the 2017-03-23 show begins with extended backstage tension when Dale erupts over technical problems with sound effects and a perceived lack of backup systems. The conflict spills into a heated text exchange with Chase, where Dale threatens to quit, leading to an extended on-air discussion about communication, rationality, and working relationships. The mood shifts when Ted Meredith from Esther’s Follies arrives as ‘President Trump,’ performing a satirical piece celebrating the show’s 25th anniversary and mocking both Trump and the hosts. The show ends with exhaustion, a cancelled photo shoot, discussion of the GOP healthcare bill, and playful teasing about someone wanting to date Carissa.
Segments
- Technical Problems Aftermath [00:00:04] — Dale is frustrated after the break about trying to explain data systems and redundancy to someone who doesn’t understand computers. Tension is palpable as he defends his communication style.
- Dale’s Apology and Reflection [00:02:07] — Dale tells the crew he appreciates them and that this week has been calm and easy. He explains his frustration was about technical issues, not people, and reflects on his relationship with the team.
- The Text Message Chain [00:05:46] — Chase reads aloud the text exchange between him and Dale from earlier, including Dale’s angry ‘I’m effing livid’ message and Chase’s dismissive ‘okay Dale’ response, revealing past similar incidents.
- Anniversary Voicemails [00:17:30] — The show plays congratulatory messages from Mitch at Rudy’s BBQ, Dr. Shaw (who performed their vasectomies), and AJ Vallejo from Graffiti, sharing memories and celebrating 25 years.
- President Trump Arrives [00:19:41] — Ted Meredith from Esther’s Follies enters in character as Donald Trump, delivering a satirical performance complete with malapropisms, Russian references, and jokes about the hosts’ past bits.
- Presidential Proclamation [00:26:26] — Trump (Ted) reads a mock executive order celebrating the show’s 25th anniversary, roasting each cast member and announcing a fund for ‘new boobies for Dale’s sister Susan.’
- Esther’s Follies Interview [00:28:16] — Ted breaks character to promote Esther’s Follies, discussing their new Trump musical using Disney tunes and sharing his high school theater experiences including food poisoning during a performance.
- Apple ID Hacking Warning [00:33:45] — Dale warns listeners about widespread phone hacking attempts, describing suspicious Apple ID prompts. Bob shares his experience of his password being compromised and Facebook scammers pretending to be friends.
- Trump Supporter Loses Faith [00:43:28] — The show plays a CNN segment about Craig Moss, who followed Trump to 45 rallies after his son died of a heroin overdose but now feels betrayed by the GOP healthcare plan that would cut addiction services.
- PTSD and Childhood Trauma [00:48:26] — Dale suggests Daniel has PTSD from childhood, leading to discussion of Dale’s own experiences with his alcoholic father and Daniel’s experiences being bullied by his older brother.
- The Secret Admirer [00:54:59] — The hosts tease Carissa about a prominent local figure who wants to date her, dropping hints about lamb chops and someone who works with cattle, eventually revealing it’s someone from yesterday’s show.
Guests
- Ted Meredith (comedian) [00:19:41] — From Esther’s Follies, performed as Donald Trump for the 25th anniversary and promoted their Thursday-Saturday shows at 8pm
Quotes
There is no last night. Last night doesn’t exist anymore.
Dale Dudley [00:02:39]
Hail to the me because it’s me and I need healing
Ted Meredith (as Trump) [00:20:01]
I the president of the white people recognize amazing works of doodle and bill
Ted Meredith (as Trump) [00:26:41]
I believe everything he said and now I don’t believe he was true in his word
Craig Moss (news clip) [00:45:51]