Dudley and Bob
Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, April 11, 2017

This Show

Part 1: Sausage Party

Dale reunites long-lost family members through Ancestry DNA, connecting his cousin Dottie (who had never met her biological father’s family) with her half-siblings. The show opens with discussions about a Journalistic Integrity Tournament bracket, transitions through Dale’s off-air comments about traffic and immigration, a tribute to late Texas Tech coach Spike Dykes, and culminates in Dale’s emotional story about accidentally sending a Facebook message that reunited a family separated for decades. Matt shares a similar reunion story.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station promo about the show moving to a new iTunes feed by May 1st.
  • JIT Tournament Preview [00:02:09] — Dale previews the finals of the Journalistic Integrity Tournament bracket at 8:20 AM.
  • Left-Hand Lane Rant [00:03:53] — Dale complains about slow drivers in the left lane and people who don’t understand passing lane laws.
  • Daniel’s Bachelor Party Memory [00:12:34] — Matt triggers a memory about Daniel planning an absurdly specific bachelor party rental house with a trampoline on the lake, negative edge pool, and sleeping for 17 people.
  • Spike Dykes Tribute [00:22:59] — Dale pays tribute to former Texas Tech coach Spike Dykes, who died at 79, noting his ‘slobber knocker’ phrase.
  • The Dottie Story Begins [00:26:00] — Dale begins explaining how he reconnected with family through Ancestry DNA, discovering a first cousin named Dottie.
  • The Facebook Message [00:32:02] — Dale describes accidentally sending a Facebook message to his cousin Cooney’s wife Cheryl, revealing the existence of their half-sister Dottie.
  • Family Reunion Accomplished [00:35:00] — Dale explains how the message led to Dottie speaking with her half-brother Cooney for the first time in her life.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:02:09] — Finals scheduled for 8:20 AM, CJ has prepared detailed bios and research on reporters

Music

  • Bon Jovi — Living on a Prayer discussed and criticized extensively
  • Guns N’ Roses — Discussed as another band Dale dislikes, though he likes November Rain
  • Peaches and Herb — Reunited played in reference to Dale’s family reunion story

Quotes

People who come from other countries do not understand the laws of this great land.

Dale Dudley [00:05:09]

Bon Jovi has to be the worst band ever to make it in rock and roll.

Dale Dudley [00:07:14]

It’s gonna be a real slobber knocker. (Spike Dykes tribute)

Dale Dudley [00:23:43]

Always go with your instincts, people. They’re usually right.

Dale Dudley [00:39:01]

Part 2: BBQ

Aaron Franklin and James Moody visit the studio to promote Hot Luck Fest, a four-day food and music festival (May 18-21) featuring over 40 chefs and multiple music venues across Austin. Franklin brings brisket for Dale to try for the first time on-air. The show also features extended discussion of left-lane driving laws, the United Airlines passenger incident, and listener calls about traffic etiquette.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, warning listeners the old feed will be gone by May 1st.
  • Family Story and Contest Reminder [00:00:28] — Dale continues a story about his sister Donnie, with Matt questioning details. They remind listeners about the celebrity call-in contest for F1 tickets.
  • T-Shirt Design Discussion [00:01:44] — Extended conversation about doing merchandise for the upcoming live podcast. Matt explains he’s not doing shirts this time due to lack of profit and complications from the last event.
  • CJ’s Carissa Video Bit [00:02:00] — Dale plays a video created by CJ Morgan dubbing silly voices over Carissa asking questions at a past live podcast. The bit struggles on radio because listeners can’t read the questions on screen.
  • Franklin and Moody Arrival Tease [00:08:04] — Dale announces Aaron Franklin and James Moody are arriving with what may be Franklin Barbecue.
  • Left Lane Laws Introduction [00:14:22] — Dale begins his ‘Traffic Avenger’ segment on left-lane driving laws, playing news clips about enforcement and the German autobahn system.
  • Caller Discussion on Left Lane Laws [00:19:37] — Multiple callers weigh in on left-lane etiquette, with debate about whether the law applies on roads like 360 with frequent left turn lanes versus highways.
  • Celebratory Gunfire Legislation [00:26:46] — Discussion of Texas House Bill 2583 creating penalties for firing guns into the air, prompted by a state representative who was hit by a falling bullet on New Year’s Eve.
  • United Airlines Incident Deep Dive [00:28:58] — Extended discussion of the viral United Airlines video showing a passenger dragged off a plane. Matt takes the contrarian position while others criticize United’s handling and PR response.
  • Bob’s Stand-Up Promo [00:38:12] — Bob promotes his free comedy show at Barrel of Fun at the new Alamo Mueller, featuring Nuck Deep’s Sick Shooter comedy series.
  • United Airlines Song [00:40:02] — They play ‘United Breaks Guitars’ by Dave Carroll, a viral song from years ago about United damaging a Taylor guitar.
  • Aaron Franklin and James Moody Arrive [00:43:04] — Franklin and Moody enter the studio with brisket to promote Hot Luck Fest. Dale reads a listener comment joking about Franklin ordering lean brisket.
  • Hot Luck Fest Announcement [00:44:56] — Detailed discussion of Hot Luck Fest (May 18-21), a four-day food and music festival with over 40 chefs at multiple Austin venues, modeled after early South by Southwest.
  • Franklin Brisket Tasting [00:56:13] — Aaron Franklin cuts brisket live in studio. Dale tastes Franklin Barbecue for the first time on-air, accompanied by his signature eating sounds.

Recurring Bits

  • The Sideshow [00:01:47] — Matt mentions the podcast in context of t-shirt sales and live events

Guests

  • Aaron Franklin (expert) [00:43:04] — Owner of Franklin Barbecue, came to promote Hot Luck Fest and brought brisket for the hosts
  • James Moody (other) [00:43:04] — Co-organizer of Hot Luck Fest, owns the Mohawk venue, longtime Austin promoter

Callers

  • Kathy (regular) [00:12:54] — T-shirt design – she designed a lady’s cut shirt for the podcast Matt is confused by her approach but thanks her; she wants to discuss marketing before handing it over
  • Mark [00:20:37] — Left-lane driving and Dale’s driving philosophy Mark challenges Dale’s presentation, suggesting Dale stays in the left lane the entire time, leading to a tense exchange before Dale hangs up
  • Ken [00:22:28] — Getting pulled over for going too slow in the left lane Ken explains he got a warning for left-lane driving when he’d actually been speeding and slammed his brakes when he saw the cop
  • Brian [00:24:15] — Left-lane laws and impeding traffic in Texas Brian provides information about Texas impeding traffic laws but the discussion gets sidetracked into whether the rule applies on roads like 360
  • Pete [00:26:00] — T-shirt design idea comparing Daniel to Mad Max Thunderdome Dale thanks him and hangs up quickly, dismissing the idea

Quotes

It’s kind of a tailgate run really well

James Moody [00:44:56]

You can really judge a good brisket by the lean

Aaron Franklin [00:47:04]

We just recommend tempering action with wisdom if you get the whole enchilada

James Moody [00:52:20]

Part 3: The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Round 4

Part 3 of the 2017-04-11 show focused on the Journalistic Integrity Bracket Great Eight round, with the cast voting on local TV news reporters to advance to the final four. The show included Franklin barbecue delivered by Aaron Franklin and Freddy Moody, several celebrity phone calls (including Rayann Christensen, Pat McCaskey of the Chicago Bears, and Earl Campbell) for the F1 ticket giveaway, and ongoing tension between Dale and Matt over Facebook posts about United Airlines. The final four vote was pushed to tomorrow’s show after taking longer than expected.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, urging listeners to subscribe to the new feed before May 1st when the old one disappears.
  • Franklin Barbecue Arrives [00:00:30] — Discussion of Franklin barbecue that was brought to the studio, including espresso barbecue sauce and how much brisket was purchased. The cast debates how much is left.
  • Journalistic Integrity Great Eight Begins [00:05:17] — The tournament resumes with the Great Eight round, featuring Aaron Jones vs Rayann Christensen as the first matchup. Rayann wins by one vote.
  • Queda Culpepper vs Courtney Schoeneman [00:10:10] — Second Great Eight matchup. Despite Queda’s TGIT popularity, Courtney Schoeneman advances, with the hosts noting she escaped El Paso.
  • Hema Muller vs Sarah Merrifield [00:12:57] — CBS Austin colleagues face off. Hema Muller advances, maintaining her streak of losing to eventual champions. The hosts note CBS Austin’s strong showing with multiple reporters in the bracket.
  • Chicago Wendler vs Taylor Ellison [00:16:17] — Chicago Wendler defeats Taylor Ellison despite Matt lobbying for Taylor’s UT credentials and Teach for America background. Chicago advances to the final four as the only 30-something in the field.
  • Contest Self-Reflection [00:22:01] — Amy Gaddis texts criticism of the bit. The cast debates whether the contest is sexist and jokes about next year doing ‘best smelling vagina contest.’ Discussion of the hypocrisy of news hiring practices.
  • Rayann Christensen Calls In [00:29:57] — Fox 7 reporter Rayann Christensen calls in for listener Eric Anthony Davila to try to win F1 tickets. The hosts joke about her calling during the tournament and note the coincidental timing.
  • Pat McCaskey Calls for F1 Tickets [00:33:03] — Chicago Bears board member and grandson of George Halas calls in for his cousin Adam Cole. Discussion of Bears quarterback situation, Mike Glennon, and whether they’d consider Tony Romo. McCaskey recommends Malnati’s pizza.
  • Earl Campbell Calls In [00:41:56] — Texas football legend Earl Campbell calls from Tyler for friend Lance Taylor who owns a Chinese restaurant. Discussion of Tyler, Texas, Swan Raceway, Earl’s health scare over the weekend, hot rods, Juneteenth parade, and UT football prospects.
  • What Do You Got for MotoGP Tickets [00:50:01] — Quick contest for MotoGP tickets. Shotgun wins after calling in with ‘two turntables and a microphone’ reference, mentioning his recent motorcycle accident.
  • Catherine Jackson Monster Jam Call [00:54:00] — Artist Catherine Jackson calls saying she has a crush on Bob, then Matt, but Dale has the tickets. She does custom pet paintings and has been emailing Daniel. Declines Monster Jam tickets but is invited to paint the show live.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:05:17] — Great Eight round completed, final four set for tomorrow: Rayann Christensen, Courtney Schoeneman, Hema Muller, Chicago Wendler. Three of four are from CBS Austin.

Callers

  • Rayann Christensen (regular) [00:29:57] — Called in to try to win F1 VIP tickets for listener Eric Anthony Davila Hosts teased her about the timing during her tournament appearance. She agreed to come on the show if she wins the championship. The call became part of the ongoing celebrity call-in contest.
  • Pat McCaskey (Chicago (calling from Halas Hall)) [00:33:03] — Called in for cousin Adam Cole to win F1 tickets Provided legitimate celebrity credibility as Chicago Bears board member and George Halas’ grandson. Discussed Bears prospects, declined Dale’s request for a leather jacket, gave Tyler Juneteenth parade promotion.
  • Earl Campbell (Tyler, Texas) (regular) [00:41:56] — Called for friend Lance Taylor (Chinese restaurant owner) to win F1 tickets Biggest celebrity of the day. Shared Tyler nostalgia with Dale, discussed recent health scare and hospitalization, promoted Juneteenth parade in Tyler, flirted with Carissa (calling her Melissa), discussed UT football and hot rod restoration with Martin Brothers.
  • Shotgun (regular) [00:54:00] — What Do You Got contest for MotoGP tickets Won MotoGP tickets with ‘two turntables and a microphone’ reference. Mentioned recent motorcycle accident. Matt noted Shotgun used to attend his remotes and originally called the show after killing a fawn with a tractor trimmer, making Carissa cry.
  • Catherine Jackson [00:54:58] — Called for What Do You Got, professed crush on Bob Artist who does custom pet paintings. Said she’d settle for Matt if Bob unavailable but wants Dale to spend money. Declined Monster Jam tickets but invited to paint the show live. Runs cjacksonart.com
  • unnamed [00:52:06] — Told offensive joke Made joke about ‘how to make a woman have an orgasm – who gives an S?’ that couldn’t be aired even cleaned up, though it made the hosts laugh

Text Line

  • [00:22:01] Amy Gaddis wrote to get rid of the Journalistic Integrity bit or make it shorter or do it in Pop Cop voice — read by Dale Dudley Dale defended the bit and told her to stick to the thread, which was about United Airlines not the tournament. Led to discussion about whether the contest is sexist.

Quotes

Reporting in Bastrop, Rayann Christensen. It’s dramatic.

Rayann Christensen [00:30:21]

Every year I think we’re going to win every game 28 to 12.

Pat McCaskey [00:33:19]

When the Horn does good, the state of Texas does good.

Earl Campbell [00:44:59]

I really enjoy listening to you more than the other guys.

Earl Campbell [00:46:49]

Part 3: The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Round 4

The show continued and concluded the Journalistic Integrity Tournament’s Elite Eight round, featuring celebrity call-ins attempting to influence the contest. Earl Campbell, Pat McCaskey (Chicago Bears VP), and Rayanne Christensen herself called in for various listeners trying to win F1 VIP passes. The hosts debated the ethics and format of the tournament, with tension over whether it’s sexist. They announced the Final Four matchup would be decided the next day, gave away MotoGP and Monster Jam tickets, and Matt promoted his upcoming stand-up show.

Segments

  • Franklin Barbecue Aftermath [00:00:01] — Hosts discuss the Franklin’s brisket brought in earlier, with only about 5 pounds remaining. Dale criticizes Daniel for drowning the brisket in sauce and pickles.
  • Journalistic Integrity Tournament Elite Eight Begins [00:04:52] — The final round of voting before the championship begins, with hosts revealing they will include a factor of whether each reporter would appear on the show.
  • Aaron Jones vs Rayanne Christensen [00:07:20] — First Elite Eight matchup between KVUE’s Aaron Jones and Fox 7’s Rayanne Christensen. Rayanne wins by one vote after hosts review their reporting clips.
  • Quita Culpeper vs Courtney Shoneman [00:10:26] — Second matchup between established favorite Quita Culpeper and newcomer Courtney Shoneman from CBS Austin. Courtney upsets Quita, disappointing Bob.
  • Hema Muller vs Sarah Merrifield [00:12:26] — Hema Muller from CBS advances past sports reporter Sarah Merrifield, with hosts noting Sarah covers sports so they’d never interact with her.
  • Chicago Wendler vs Taylor Elson [00:15:50] — Final Elite Eight matchup between Minneapolis meteorologist Chicago Wendler and UT grad Taylor Elson. Chicago advances despite Matt lobbying for Taylor.
  • CBS Austin Dominance Discussion [00:18:57] — Hosts note that three of the four finalists are from CBS Austin, joking that their news director is ‘coach of the year.’ They decide to postpone the Final Four until the next day.
  • Dale and Matt’s Facebook War [00:20:44] — Discussion of competing Facebook posts about the United Airlines controversy, with Matt and Dale calling for listeners to weigh in on who should be fired.
  • Carissa Confrontation [00:24:42] — Dale does an impression of what Carissa’s voice will sound like in 20 years if she doesn’t quit smoking, upsetting her. She walks out briefly but returns.
  • Rayanne Christensen Celebrity Call-In [00:29:41] — Rayanne Christensen herself calls in, having been recruited by a listener trying to win F1 tickets. She does her ‘news voice’ on air and confirms she’d appear on the show if she wins.
  • Pat McCaskey Call-In [00:32:34] — Chicago Bears VP Pat McCaskey calls in for his relative Adam Cole. Hosts interview him about the Bears’ quarterback situation, Chicago pizza, and the team’s prospects.
  • Earl Campbell Extended Interview [00:41:43] — Texas legend Earl Campbell calls in for his friend Lance from a Chinese restaurant. Extended conversation about Tyler, Texas, his sausage business, health scare, Juneteenth parade, and meeting with Coach Herman about UT football.
  • What Do You Got Ticket Giveaways [00:51:14] — Multiple callers attempt to win MotoGP and Monster Jam tickets. Shotgun wins the MotoGP tickets. Catherine Jackson, an artist who has a crush on Bob, is offered Monster Jam tickets.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:04:52] — Elite Eight round completed, with Final Four postponed to next day. Three of four finalists from CBS Austin.

Callers

  • Rayanne Christensen (Austin) (regular) [00:29:41] — Called in as a celebrity for a listener trying to win F1 tickets, but she is actually one of the tournament contestants Awkward but funny moment as the contestant herself becomes the celebrity caller. She did her news voice and confirmed she’d do the show if she wins.
  • Pat McCaskey (Chicago) [00:32:34] — Chicago Bears VP called in for relative Adam Cole trying to win F1 tickets Hosts interviewed him about Bears football, Tony Romo possibility, Chicago pizza at Malnati’s, and predictions for the season
  • Earl Campbell (Tyler, Texas) (regular) [00:41:43] — Texas football legend called in for friend Lance who owns a Chinese restaurant Extended conversation became a highlight. Discussed Tyler, his health scare over the weekend, Earl Campbell sausage business, Juneteenth parade, hot rod truck being fixed for Iron Resurrection TV show, and meeting with UT Coach Herman
  • Shotgun (regular) [00:53:53] — Called for What Do You Got MotoGP ticket giveaway Won the MotoGP tickets. Hosts reminisced about how they met him when he called to say he’d run over a fawn with a tractor, making Carissa cry on air for the first time
  • Catherine Jackson [00:55:09] — Called for Monster Jam tickets, confessed crush on Bob Artist who does custom paintings and window murals. Has been emailing Daniel about doing show artwork. Ranked her crushes as Bob first, Matt second. Offered to paint the show and was invited to be audience of one
  • unnamed [00:51:35] — Crude orgasm joke Told offensive joke, immediately hung up on

Text Line

  • [00:21:35] Amy Gaddis wrote to get rid of the tournament bit, make it shorter, or do it in Pop Cop — read by Dale Dudley Dale got defensive, saying she was off-topic and the thread wasn’t about the tournament
  • [00:27:03] Bobby Andrews claimed Dale once told him his beard looked like ‘prison pussy’ when Bobby brought him salad at Cap City restaurant — read by Dale Dudley Dale denied saying that, called Bobby Andrews a liar, then Daniel explained Bobby was ‘s-posting’ (trolling with absurd comments)

Quotes

When the Horn does good, the state of Texas does good.

Earl Campbell [00:43:55]

Every year I think we’re gonna win every game 28 to 12.

Pat McCaskey [00:34:54]

We don’t talk about sports. We’re intimidated by anyone who knows anything about sports.

Matt Bearden [00:18:05]

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