Dudley and Bob
Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, April 19, 2017

This Show

Part 1: The Greatest Show Ever Made

Dale struggles with his new MacBook Pro, spending most of the segment dealing with technical issues including missing audio, installation problems, and printer connectivity. The show opens with technical difficulties and announcements about being off tomorrow, returning Friday with Dan Soder and Colin Quinn. Matt discusses a dream about Carissa, and the cast banters about tonight’s sold-out live Sideshow with guest Ronnie B. Fast Food Fanatic covers new menu items from Burger King, Papa John’s gluten-free pizza, White Castle sliders, and Starbucks’ unicorn frappuccino.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed ending May 1st.
  • Opening Technical Difficulties [00:01:00] — Show opens with missing intro, computer problems, and Dale complaining about his wireless printer at home not working.
  • Bob’s Missing Intro [00:02:29] — Dale questions why Bob’s intro is missing and reflects on the tradition of being introduced daily.
  • Mall Staff Meeting Speculation [00:03:50] — Bob discusses receiving an email hoping he can make the staff meeting, speculating he might win an award.
  • Scrappy Jud Newcomb Name Misspelling [00:04:24] — Dale discovers yesterday’s podcast screenshot misspelled Scrappy Jud Newcomb’s name as ‘Nukem’ like Duke Nukem. Daniel admits fault.
  • Anonymous Rumor About Carissa [00:05:05] — Dale teases having anonymous sources with information about Carissa, asking if her boyfriend listens to the show before deciding not to share on air.
  • Tomorrow’s Reruns and Friday Guests [00:07:50] — Announcement that the show is off tomorrow with reruns, returning Friday with Dan Soder and Colin Quinn.
  • New MacBook Pro Setup Problems [00:09:20] — Dale reveals he bought a new MacBook Pro yesterday with help from a friend at Apple, but it’s stuck completing installation and has no audio.
  • Aaron Hernandez News [00:11:00] — News comes across that Aaron Hernandez killed himself. Dale responds with a dark joke.
  • AppleCare Debate [00:13:00] — Dale discusses researching whether to buy AppleCare, referencing financial expert Clark Howard and debating extended warranties.
  • Matt’s Dream About Carissa [00:15:05] — Matt reveals he had a dream about Carissa and is now in the ‘Bob Fonseca Club’ of having had dreams about her, though no actual content occurred in his dream.
  • New MacBook Testing [00:22:00] — Dale attempts to test video playback on the new MacBook with a gator video, but discovers there’s no audio module loading.
  • Video Attractiveness Discussion [00:25:00] — Discussion about how Carissa looks more attractive on video than in person, with Bob defending her attractiveness objectively.
  • Old Lady Gets Knocked Down Video [00:28:00] — Dale shares video of a Good Samaritan who leaves his car in gear while helping an old lady, causing her to fall backward.
  • Fast Food Fanatic Begins [00:30:40] — Fast Food Fanatic segment begins with Burger King’s new Steakhouse King burger.
  • Daniel’s Two Patty Problem [00:31:40] — Discussion of Daniel’s aversion to burgers with two separate patties versus one thick patty, and the Big Mac Jr.
  • Papa John’s Ancient Grains Pizza [00:33:45] — Dale rants about Papa John’s testing gluten-free ancient grains pizza, calling out the gluten-free trend and saying carbs are the real problem.
  • Pork Rinds Discussion [00:35:05] — Dale discusses choking on pork rinds despite them being carb-free, and Matt reveals he’s never had a pork rind.
  • White Castle Menu Items [00:38:20] — Bob expresses opposition to White Castle’s new bacon jam slider and black bean brisket slider, wanting them to stick to basics.
  • Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino [00:40:20] — Coverage of Starbucks’ color-changing unicorn frappuccino available for only four days.
  • Dairy Queen Blizzard Science [00:41:00] — Dale shares a Spoon University article explaining why Dairy Queen blizzards don’t fall when turned upside down, recalling his dad demonstrating this in the 1980s.
  • Magic Cannabis Shell [00:42:51] — Discussion of THC-infused magic shell for ice cream in Colorado, with concerns about marketing to kids.
  • Boiled Soft Drink Sugar Demonstration [00:44:00] — Dale shows images of soft drinks boiled down to reveal the coagulated sugar content.
  • Live Sideshow Tonight Announcement [00:44:33] — Dale announces tonight’s sold-out live Sideshow with guest Ronnie B from Ron and Fez, clarifying they don’t make money from merchandise sales.

Recurring Bits

  • Fast Food Fanatic [00:30:40] — Covered Burger King Steakhouse King burger, Papa John’s gluten-free ancient grains pizza, White Castle bacon jam and black bean sliders, Starbucks unicorn frappuccino, Dairy Queen blizzard science, cannabis magic shell, and boiled soft drink sugar content
  • The Sideshow [00:44:33] — Referenced tonight’s sold-out live show with guest Ronnie B, merchandise table, and Dale’s nervousness about the event

Quotes

When the robots take over, we just wait for a crash

Dale Dudley [00:01:30]

Aaron Hernandez killed himself. Lucky.

Dale Dudley [00:11:00]

You’re gonna get with ancient grains? You’re gonna get anciently fat

Dale Dudley [00:35:00]

Part 2: Sympathy for Alex Jones & Good ‘Ol Whiskey

Part 2 of the April 19, 2017 show focuses heavily on the Alex Jones custody battle, with Dale appearing on KXAN to discuss his sympathy for Jones’ situation while maintaining criticism of Jones’ Sandy Hook conspiracy theories. The hosts also discuss new downtown Austin public toilets, critique a KXAN anchor’s bow tie, watch Dale’s TV interview, and debate whiskey rankings. Throughout, there’s ongoing banter about office dynamics, Carissa dealing with Twitter criticism, and various tangents including Bill O’Reilly’s scandals.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Announcement about moving the podcast to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed ending May 1st.
  • Downtown Public Toilets Discussion [00:01:30] — The hosts discuss new public toilets being installed downtown Austin, watching a KXAN news report about the initiative while critiquing the anchor’s oversized bow tie.
  • Bruce Springsteen Break [00:06:57] — Dale plays ‘Thunder Road’ by Bruce Springsteen with enthusiasm.
  • Secret Rumor About Carissa [00:07:48] — Dale teases a rumor about Carissa and a mystery person, which she denies while the crew jokes about it.
  • Dale’s Eyebrow-Raising Attempts [00:10:33] — Dale demonstrates his inability to raise one eyebrow, which his wife finds hilarious, comparing himself to Matt Bearden who can do it easily.
  • Show Guide and CJ’s Appearances [00:12:43] — Dale promotes the daily show guide on the KLBJ website and announces CJ Morgan’s upcoming appearances at Gas Pipe and Santa Rita Ranch.
  • Alex Jones Custody Coverage Setup [00:15:08] — Dale explains how KXAN reporter Fred Cantu showed up unexpectedly to interview him about Alex Jones’ custody battle.
  • Watching Dale’s KXAN Interview [00:16:00] — The cast watches Dale’s TV interview about Alex Jones, including commentary from UT professor Robert Jensen. Dale expresses sympathy for anyone in a custody battle while criticizing Jones’ Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
  • Callers on Alex Jones [00:23:25] — Multiple callers weigh in on the Alex Jones situation, including a fake Clyde Lewis and Jennifer who knew Alex as a child.
  • Alex Jones New Video [00:24:27] — The hosts discuss a since-deleted video where Alex Jones defended his ‘performance artist’ claim, potentially violating a gag order.
  • Bill O’Reilly Scandal [00:28:32] — Discussion of Bill O’Reilly’s impending departure from Fox News due to sexual harassment allegations, including bizarre details like calling a woman ‘hot chocolate’ and grunting like a wild boar.
  • APD Breathalyzer Operator Fired [00:33:00] — The hosts discuss an Austin police officer who ran the breathalyzer at Travis County Jail being fired after blowing a .06 when logging in to the machine.
  • Carissa and Twitter Harassment [00:42:10] — Carissa reveals she’s dealing with a minister on Twitter calling her annoying, leading to discussion about online criticism and her feelings about it.
  • Best Whiskeys Ranked [00:47:46] — The hosts go through a ranking of the best whiskeys, debating the merits of various brands with Jameson at #2 and Woodford Reserve at #1. They criticize the list for leaving out craft brands.
  • Irish Caller Trashes Jameson [00:56:59] — Caller Glenn from Ireland calls Jameson ‘parlor junk’ and recommends Tir Connell instead, leading to playful threats from Dale about ICE.

Guests

  • Fred Cantu (other) [00:15:08] — KXAN reporter who interviewed Dale about Alex Jones custody battle
  • Robert Jensen (expert) [00:16:00] — University of Texas professor providing commentary on Alex Jones for KXAN segment

Callers

  • fake Clyde Lewis [00:23:27] — Called pretending to be radio host Clyde Lewis to comment on Alex Jones Dale immediately identified him as fake and hung up on him
  • Jennifer [00:30:46] — Called to defend Alex Jones, saying she knew him since age 7 when she worked with his father at Castle Dental She provided context that Alex has always been ‘a little on the strange side’ but is a good dad, though Dale pushed back on the Sandy Hook conspiracy theories
  • fake Alex Jones [00:32:21] — Attempted terrible Alex Jones impression Dale and Bob immediately rejected the awful impression and hung up
  • Chad [00:39:07] — Called as a Sideshow subscriber to give Alex Jones credit for fighting for his kids Dale appreciated the perspective but maintained his stance on the Sandy Hook issue being reprehensible
  • Glenn (Ireland (living in Austin)) [00:57:01] — Called to criticize Jameson as ‘parlor junk’ and recommend Tir Connell whiskey Dale jokingly threatened to have ICE deport him for insulting Jameson

Music

  • Bruce Springsteen — Dale played ‘Thunder Road’ enthusiastically during break

Quotes

I am sympathetic to anyone going through a child custody case.

Dale Dudley [00:16:21]

People don’t care about the truth anymore. They want it to fit their bias.

Dale Dudley [00:20:14]

I am an actor. We’re all actors, but I believe in what I stand for.

Alex Jones (in video) [00:24:00]

My issue has always been Newtown. I don’t think it’s cool to say little babies shot were actors.

Dale Dudley [00:31:40]

It’s probably tough when you’re going to your fake job as a minister.

Dale Dudley [00:47:21]

Part 3: John & Eve from Waterloo Records

John Kunz and Eve Monsees from Waterloo Records visit to promote Record Store Day 2017, which takes place Saturday. They discuss the 10th anniversary of the event, special vinyl releases including a Stevie Ray Vaughan live album, and the Austin record store crawl involving 11 local shops. The hosts also discuss CJ Morgan’s list of annoying social media behaviors, Dale’s story about misjudging a man with a ‘P Frog’ vanity plate, and preparations for tonight’s live podcast with Ron Bennington.

Segments

  • Podcast migration announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed going away May 1st.
  • Dale’s racist assumption story [00:01:06] — Dale tells a story about seeing a man with a ‘P Frog’ vanity plate and assuming he was a Pepe the Frog alt-right supporter, only to discover the man owned Peace Frog Insurance across the street.
  • Melissa Etheridge smoking with her kids [00:08:05] — Discussion of Melissa Etheridge revealing she smokes marijuana with her adult children as part of a Yahoo family project.
  • CJ Morgan’s 17 annoying social media things [00:11:39] — CJ presents his list of things people need to stop sharing on social media, including vague dramatic posts, fake news articles, and asking for thoughts and prayers.
  • Texas immigration poll results [00:26:32] — Dale discusses surprising poll results showing 62% of Texans believe immigration helps more than it hurts, and most don’t support a border wall.
  • People of the Neighborhood – Waterloo Records [00:33:13] — John Kunz and Eve Monsees from Waterloo Records come in to discuss Record Store Day.
  • Record Store Day details [00:35:09] — John explains the 10th annual Record Store Day features 350-450 exclusive vinyl releases, including a Stevie Ray Vaughan live at Carnegie Hall album.
  • Chris Layton and Tommy Shannon signing [00:38:14] — John announces Double Trouble members Chris Layton and Tommy Shannon will sign the Stevie Ray album at Waterloo on Sunday at 5 PM.
  • Vinyl collecting discussion [00:41:54] — The group discusses vinyl prices, collecting, turntables, and the experience of buying and listening to full albums versus single downloads.
  • Tonight’s live podcast preview [00:52:56] — Matt previews the evening’s live podcast with Ron Bennington and warns Dale to control his drinking to make a good impression.

Recurring Bits

  • People of the Neighborhood [00:33:13] — John Kunz and Eve Monsees from Waterloo Records visit to promote Record Store Day
  • The Sideshow [00:10:26] — Dale mentions possibly telling a Percocet story on the Sideshow instead of on-air
  • The Sideshow [00:57:12] — Discussion about not doing a live Sideshow this morning but doing one tonight after the live podcast

Guests

  • John Kunz (expert) [00:33:13] — Owner/operator of Waterloo Records, promoting Record Store Day 2017 and discussing the vinyl revival
  • Eve Monsees (expert) [00:33:13] — From Waterloo Records, discussing Record Store Day releases and her experience buying vinyl in high school

Callers

  • Andy [00:55:26] — Asked Bob for advice about repairing a vintage early 80s turntable with a motor going out Bob recommended contacting Sound Gallery or Pyramid Audio for turntable repair services

Music

  • Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble — Live at Carnegie Hall album discussed as Record Store Day exclusive release, never before on vinyl

Quotes

I’d thrown him into the alt right and made him a racist.

Dale Dudley [00:07:12]

CJ has got a girlfriend realizes that that’s not a panacea.

Dale Dudley [00:12:01]

Nothing happens when you ask for thoughts and prayers on Facebook.

Dale Dudley [00:20:29]

You would know the tertiary tracks. Nobody goes and downloads the whole album anymore.

Dale Dudley [00:44:04]

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