Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, June 14, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Eight Women
Bob Fonseca hosts the show solo as Dale Dudley undergoes knee surgery. The cast discusses their 25th anniversary gala being planned at the Paramount Theatre for August 12th, with tickets going on pre-sale. The conversation meanders through Adam West’s death, his sexual exploits in the 1960s with eight women at a time alongside Burt Ward, celebrity encounters, Matt’s time in a Hollywood entourage, and Elizabeth sharing stories about being hit on despite wearing a ‘relationship ring.’
Segments
- Show Opening Without Dale [00:00:06] — Bob opens the show explaining Dale is in surgery for his knee. The cast discusses Dale sending photos and texts from pre-op.
- 25th Anniversary Gala Details [00:06:14] — Matt and Bob reveal details about the upcoming 25th anniversary show at the Paramount Theatre on August 12th, including musical lineup with Bruce Robison, Kelly Willis, Bob Schneider, and others, plus a comedy lineup.
- Adam West and Batman Discussion [00:20:58] — The hosts discuss Adam West’s recent death, his portrayal of Batman, and the revelation that he claimed to be sleeping with eight women at once during the show’s run in the 1960s.
- Celebrity Entourage Stories [00:30:45] — Matt shares a story about being in an entourage with a major movie star in 1999, watching how women threw themselves at celebrities. Bob recounts using George Clooney as a ‘human shield’ at the Speakeasy.
- Derek Smalls Solo Album [00:36:57] — Bob discusses Harry Shearer’s Spinal Tap character Derek Smalls working on a solo album with Dave Grohl, Chad Smith, and other rock legends.
- Elizabeth’s Relationship Ring [00:38:39] — Elizabeth shares that she and her boyfriend wear rings while doing long-distance to discourage people from hitting on them, though she admits it doesn’t work. She tells stories about guys approaching her anyway.
Guests
- Elizabeth (other) [00:38:39] — Green Room staff member, discussed her relationship and being hit on at college
Text Line
- [00:14:05] Amanda Dudley (Dale’s wife) texts Matt telling him he is talking too much smack about Dale while he is in surgery — read by Matt Bearden Brief acknowledgment that Amanda is mad, joking response from Bob about Dale not being in control
Quotes
I just play one here. I go home and put on my smoking jacket.
Bob Fonseca [00:09:42]
We got the ne’er-do-wells and the hangers-on and the weird side section of the community.
Matt Bearden [00:13:00]
Eight women at a time. Adam West says when it came to women, he was sleeping with eight at one time.
Bob Fonseca [00:25:29]
Part 2: Sifta
Part 2 of the June 14, 2017 show with Dale Dudley in surgery. Bob hosts with Matt, Carissa, Daniel, and intern Elizabeth. Pop Cop delivers celebrity news and Trump’s birthday. The crew discusses breaking news of a shooting at a congressional baseball practice, debates 24-hour news speculation, and shares stories including Elizabeth’s food poisoning incident. Comedians Chris Cubas and Mike McCray join to promote the August 12th 25th anniversary gala at the Paramount Theatre, with ticket pre-sale announced for the next morning.
Segments
- Opening without Dale [00:00:01] — Bob opens the show reporting Dale is out of surgery after early morning knee procedure. Discussion of doctor performing surgery at 4:30 AM and plans to try remote broadcast on Friday.
- Pop Cop [00:01:39] — Pop Cop character delivers celebrity news including Trump’s 71st birthday, Steve-O’s birthday, Bill Cosby trial update, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turning 31, Katy Perry/Taylor Swift feud ending, Adam West’s sexual history, and Disneyland goose incident.
- Breaking news: Congressional shooting [00:07:03] — Matt reports breaking news of shooting at congressional baseball practice in Virginia where House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and two Capitol Police officers were shot. Crew discusses speculation in 24-hour news cycle and lack of verified information.
- Elizabeth’s uncle story [00:14:51] — Intern Elizabeth shares that her uncle texted about listening to the show, made comment about Carissa sounding 15, and was offended by old Roll the Gold segment about Columbus and the DRT (Daughters of Republic of Texas). Elizabeth’s grandmother was DRT president.
- Elizabeth’s food poisoning incident [00:20:07] — Elizabeth describes getting violently ill after Indian food dinner with family on Sunday, vomiting in front yard in front of neighbors after car ride home.
- Carissa’s sobriety anniversary [00:23:33] — Carissa reflects on approaching her four-year sobriety anniversary on June 28th (also the day her grandfather died). She discusses missing being spontaneous and ‘the wild card’ but acknowledges not doing anything dumb anymore.
- Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly [00:28:11] — Discussion of Alex Jones wanting NBC to pull Megyn Kelly interview, claiming she misrepresented his views. Elizabeth (journalism major) explains interview tactics of not revealing hard questions beforehand. Jones claims to have recorded the interview on his phone.
- Jeff Sessions testimony [00:34:21] — Crew discusses Attorney General Jeff Sessions using ‘I don’t recall’ 20-30 times during congressional testimony. Audio clip played of tense exchange with Kamala Harris. Discussion of Sessions as legal tactician running out the clock.
- David Wood Empower Network meltdown [00:39:27] — Crew watches bizarre Facebook Live video of David Wood with bleeding forehead making wild demands that viewers join his Empower Network, stop eating meat, and send credit card information. Speculation about drugs and mental breakdown.
- Chris Cubas and Mike McCray arrive [00:46:06] — Comedians Chris Cubas and Mike McCray join to promote the August 12th 25th anniversary gala at the Paramount Theatre. Announcement that ticket pre-sale begins tomorrow at 8 AM with special code for listeners.
- Godfather movies discussion [00:51:22] — Group discusses The Godfather films, with Mike revealing Joe (presumably Rogan) had never seen them. Discussion of Godfather 3 opera box assassination scene and Pacino impressions.
- Jeff Sessions and legal tactics [00:56:26] — Return to discussing Sessions testimony as precedent for saying ‘I don’t recall’ to avoid consequences. References to Oliver North, Iran-Contra, and Clarence Thomas hearings.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:39] — Pop Cop delivers celebrity news including Trump’s birthday, celebrity birthdays, Bill Cosby trial, Adam West revelations, and Disneyland incident
Guests
- Chris Cubas (comedian) [00:46:06] — Austin comedian appearing to promote the August 12th 25th anniversary gala at the Paramount Theatre
- Mike McCray (comedian) [00:46:06] — Austin comedian and voice actor appearing to promote the August 12th 25th anniversary gala. Does Disney/Pixar voice work including Toy Story
Text Line
- [00:15:31] Elizabeth’s uncle texted her saying he was listening to the show and commented that Carissa ‘sounds like she’s 15’ and was offended by discussion of Columbus and the DRT — read by Elizabeth Led to story about Elizabeth’s family connection to Daughters of Republic of Texas and revelation that uncle was listening to old Roll the Gold segment from six years ago, not live show
Quotes
You must be this tall to be pooped on
Matt Bearden [00:05:58]
There used to be a time where people were a little more chill
Matt Bearden [00:12:45]
She sounds like she’s 15
Elizabeth [00:16:32]
I haven’t done one fun thing in four years
Carissa Jade [00:24:56]
I don’t know anything about him but he’s a cute old man
Carissa Jade [00:34:49]
You will obey me now
David Wood (video) [00:40:53]
Part 3: I Love Everybody
Dale calls in from his car post-surgery, sounding heavily medicated and talking about erections and Whataburger. The hosts continue planning the 25th anniversary gala with guests Mike McCrae and Chris Cubas, who will both perform. The show features Fast Food Fanatic covering the Giga Big Mac, Fireball Gummy Bears, and a catch-your-own-fish restaurant. They discuss a historic Austin estate becoming a boutique hotel and watch part of Katy Perry’s therapy livestream.
Segments
- Impressions and F-Troop [00:00:00] — Dale does vintage impressions from Apocalypse Now while the hosts discuss old TV shows like Rap Patrol and F-Troop.
- Dale Calls In Post-Surgery [00:01:43] — Dale calls from recovery on pain medication, sounds high, and discusses his surgery, support hose, and an unexpected erection. He’s in the car heading to Whataburger.
- Gala Guest Announcements [00:03:35] — Dale expresses appreciation for Mike McCrae and Chris Cubas being part of the 25th anniversary gala, despite sounding heavily medicated.
- Timeshare Exit Team Read [00:12:58] — Dale does a sponsor read for Timeshare Exit Team while still on medication, sounding more alert when reading copy.
- Comic Tour Dates [00:14:04] — Chris Cubas and Mike McCrae discuss their upcoming shows, including Cubas performing with Ralphie May in San Antonio and the Lester Benefit.
- Adam West and 1960s Hollywood [00:16:09] — Discussion of news that Adam West used to sleep with eight women at once during Batman’s heyday in the late 1960s.
- TV Show Theme Songs [00:18:21] — The hosts reminisce about classic TV shows like What’s Happening, I Dream of Jeannie, and Good Times, debating which had the best theme song.
- Virginia Shooting Update [00:24:31] — Brief discussion of the congressional baseball practice shooting in Virginia with conflicting reports still coming in.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:26:32] — Daniel covers the Giga Big Mac (with four patties), Fireball Gummy Bears, a catch-your-own-fish Japanese restaurant called Zauo, and the Arby’s Liger Shake.
- Commodore Perry Estate [00:39:34] — Discussion of a historic 10-acre estate with a 53-room mansion at 41st and Red River in Austin that’s becoming a boutique hotel.
- Katy Perry Therapy Session [00:46:50] — The hosts watch and comment on Katy Perry’s livestreamed therapy session, discussing celebrity mental health, her crying throughout, and the therapist’s unusual appearance.
- CJ’s Viking Funeral Plans [00:54:58] — CJ discusses preparations for his upcoming Viking funeral ceremony this weekend, including building a raft and flaming arrows.
- Wrap-Up and Gala Code Announcement [00:56:26] — Matt announces the pre-sale code for the 25th anniversary gala will be given out at 8 a.m. tomorrow and plugs Roll the Gold with Joey Diaz.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:26:32] — Daniel covers Giga Big Mac, Fireball Gummy Bears, catch-your-own-fish restaurant Zauo, and Arby’s Liger Shake
Guests
- Chris Cubas (comedian) [00:00:00] — In studio to discuss performing at the 25th anniversary gala, talks about upcoming San Antonio shows with Ralphie May
- Mike McCrae (comedian) [00:00:00] — In studio to discuss performing at the 25th anniversary gala, known for impressions including Dale Dudley
Callers
- Dale Dudley (In car, Austin area) [00:01:43] — Calling in from recovery after surgery, heavily medicated on Percocet and fentanyl Provides entertaining drugged-up commentary, does a sponsor read, and repeatedly tells everyone he loves them before heading to Whataburger
Quotes
I wonder what Morgan Freeman would say about my surgery this morning.
Dale Dudley [00:02:00]
I got a giant erection as I was coming out of the seat.
Dale Dudley [00:06:04]
I really can’t thank you both enough.
Dale Dudley [00:10:40]
I like that Bob’s impressions and Dale’s slurs come from the same era.
Bob Fonseca [00:15:21]
We are a culture where we want to know the answer right away.
Matt Bearden [00:24:00]