Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, July 10, 2017
Part 3: Broccoli Brains
Part 3 begins with Dale discussing Trump Jr.’s meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and the ongoing investigations, expressing frustration with Fox News dismissing the collusion narrative. The hosts conference-call two recurring callers (Billy and Michael) together for entertainment, discuss various videos including a surgeon performing tummy tuck on himself and dangerous diving, and chat with Police Chief Art Acevedo about someone calling him a slur while on vacation. Dale reveals he accidentally backed into a parked car in his Porsche.
Segments
- ACL Parking Discussion [00:00:02] — Dale and Bob discuss buying a friend’s house to keep ACL festival parking spaces, though Dale says it’s out of his price range.
- Matt Bearden’s Absence [00:00:24] — The hosts discuss Matt taking the day off for a construction project, Bob calls him but gets forwarded to voicemail.
- Dale’s Emotional Weekend [00:02:28] — Dale shares having a breakdown over the weekend triggered by his dog Cooper pooping and eating it, reveals struggles with summer depression and missing his friendship with High Pockets.
- Trump Jr. Russia Meeting [00:05:12] — Dale discusses Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, his multiple lies about it, and the ongoing investigations.
- Fox and Friends Clip [00:09:01] — Dale plays audio of Corey Lewandowski on Fox and Friends claiming the Russia collusion narrative is dead because Putin denied involvement, leading to Dale’s rant about taking Putin at his word.
- Conference Call – Billy and Michael [00:16:23] — Dale conference calls two recurring callers together: Billy (who has OCD and shouts words) and Michael (who tells slow stories). Billy keeps saying ‘broccoli is brain food’ while Michael discusses random topics.
- Facebook Political Survey [00:18:39] — Dale takes a Facebook survey with disgust-related questions supposedly designed to determine political affiliation, ends up 52% conservative, 48% liberal.
- MMA Fighter Soiled Shorts [00:25:34] — Discussion of Justine Kish receiving a $15,000 offer for her soiled shorts from a UFC fight where she had an accident.
- Belly Flop Video [00:26:31] — The hosts watch video of a woman doing an 83-foot belly flop off a cliff in Colorado’s Paradise Cove, resulting in bloody nose and disorientation.
- YouTube Death Stunt [00:28:04] — Discussion of the man who had his girlfriend shoot him through a phone book for YouTube, resulting in his death and her manslaughter charge.
- Surgeon Self-Surgery Video [00:30:31] — The hosts watch disturbing video of a surgeon performing tummy tuck surgery on himself, removing a slab of fat.
- Mind-Reading Technology [00:34:01] — Discussion of former Google executive working on mind-reading technology, either a hat or brain chip that could transmit thoughts.
- Arrested Man Proposes [00:37:03] — Video of Oklahoma man Brandon Thompson proposing to his girlfriend while being arrested in handcuffs on July 4th.
- Happy Ending Discussion [00:38:41] — Dale and CJ discuss massage parlor ‘happy endings’ and how to ask for them, Dale shares story of an awkward moment during a legitimate massage.
- Jet Surfing in Austin [00:40:31] — Discussion of Jet Surf Academy ATX offering motorized surfboard experiences on Austin lakes.
- Chief Acevedo Call [00:43:33] — Police Chief Art Acevedo calls in to discuss someone calling him a slur while on vacation in Colorado, says he looked for the woman but was glad he didn’t find her.
- Lake Deaths and Safety [00:48:59] — Dale notes 15 deaths or injuries on Texas lakes over the 4th of July weekend, discusses his aversion to boats despite his wife’s love of them.
- Slap Fight Video [00:51:01] — The hosts watch video of a slap fight somewhere in Africa where one participant knocks the other out cold.
- Spider-Man Movie Discussion [00:52:46] — CJ discusses seeing Spider-Man: Homecoming, mentions local comedian Martha Kelly’s appearance in it.
- Dale’s Car Accident [00:54:13] — Dale reveals he backed his Porsche into a parked car in his driveway but the other car was already so damaged he didn’t feel too bad.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:53:17] — Dale asks about doing sideshow, learns they stopped doing Monday sideshows but there’s still a meeting scheduled
Callers
- Billy (regular) [00:16:23] — Conference called with Michael for entertainment; repeatedly says ‘broccoli is brain food’ and other random phrases due to OCD that makes him shout words Created an amusing segment where Dale had the two slow/scattered callers talk to each other. Billy kept referencing broccoli and bands, got the show name wrong as ‘Dale and Bob show’ instead of ‘Dudley and Bob’
- Michael (regular) [00:16:23] — Conference called with Billy for entertainment; talks very slowly about random topics like pods of killer whales and musicians with extra thumbs Created comedy by putting him on with Billy, two callers with communication quirks trying to converse. Michael’s slow, meandering responses contrasted with Billy’s shouted phrases
- Art Acevedo (Florida (on vacation)) (regular) [00:43:33] — Someone called him a slur while on vacation in Colorado Brief call where Acevedo confirms the incident, says he looked for the woman but was glad he didn’t find her. Dale jokingly asks if he’s in Florida, they note he’s Cuban not Mexican, and wish him well
Quotes
Excuse me Mr. Hitler, if you’d lived, did you kill all those Jews? No. I know nothing.
Dale Dudley [00:12:56]
We should believe him when he tells us they had nothing to do with it.
Dale Dudley [00:14:54]
Broccoli is brain food. Put it in your head. Feed your head, buddy.
Billy (caller) [00:17:23]
I work for the show, but I also listen every day on the podcast.
CJ Morgan [00:22:09]
I’m an American by choice, man. I’m staying right here. I ain’t going nowhere.
Art Acevedo [00:46:17]