Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy dive deep into Austin’s best queso and Tex-Mex scene (declaring Matt’s El Rancho’s Bob Armstrong the winner), break news about Texas’s new Delta 8 felony ban, and debate the “VatoZone” phenomenon where mobile mechanics work in AutoZone parking…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt’s mother-in-law shattered her hip requiring emergency surgery in Milwaukee (leaving him to pack his teenage daughter for camp alone), Bob delivered a brutally honest take on *The Odyssey* movie that sparked a 30-minute argument with the crew, and intern Rachel dislocated…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt wore shorts to work for the first time ever, sparking a 30-minute roast session about his “nine inches” of exposed thigh and comparisons to the Village People, while Bob predicted a major Beatles *Rubber Soul* reissue announcement and passionately defended the…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Bob goes caffeine-free and reveals his dead relatives watch him from heaven (which ruins everything), while Chuy admits to having sex multiple times IN the radio station building and watching porn “maybe three times a week.” The crew debates whether a Houston…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt’s back from his deep sleep while Bob breaks down the five most important years in human history (509 B.C. to 1945), delivers rock news on David Lee Roth’s canceled tour and Jon Bon Jovi’s triumphant MSG return with Bruce Springsteen, then…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt Bearden got absolutely roasted for his legendary solo drinking session at Silver Medal bar where he walked 40 minutes, drank all afternoon into the night, and lit firecrackers that shocked patrons—all exposed by eyewitness Bailey in her first FM air shift…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Bob survives a heat-induced nightmare involving a 70-pound UPS box, broken printers, and looking like a “hobo” in stretched-out linen pants, while Matt takes his daughter to REI and discovers returned lesbian breakup sleeping bags. Producer Rachel’s elite Tufts University education gets…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and Bob confess they don’t like Will Ferrell while reviewing Bucky’s breakfast menu (Beaver Tots score 9.5/10!), then things get unexpectedly emotional when life path numerology readings hit TOO close to home—intern Tara literally cries, Chuy’s commitment issues get exposed, and…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights On this Tuesday’s show, Bob shares his 24-year Costco membership trauma (spoiler: he’s only ever bought the $1.50 hot dog), Weezer announces their Austin show for October 18th, and the crew gets brutally honest about relationships in an unexpectedly deep Toxic Tuesday…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy celebrate their sold-out Cap City Comedy show and #1 Austin radio ranking on “Macros Monday” before diving into explosive topics: Matt exposes how asking for the “cash price” saved him $4,000 on a medical procedure (revealing massive healthcare…
