Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights On this Tuesday’s show, Bob shares his 24-year Costco membership trauma (spoiler: he’s only ever bought the $1.50 hot dog), Weezer announces their Austin show for October 18th, and the crew gets brutally honest about relationships in an unexpectedly deep Toxic Tuesday…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy celebrate their sold-out Cap City Comedy show and #1 Austin radio ranking on “Macros Monday” before diving into explosive topics: Matt exposes how asking for the “cash price” saved him $4,000 on a medical procedure (revealing massive healthcare…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chewy defend their Hot Dog Friday against intellectual property thieves while diving deep into the Taco Bell diarrhea outbreak (7,000 cases!), featuring listener-generated diarrhea song parodies about Austin streets that somehow last 30 minutes. The crew crowns Lisa Gale’s…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chewy tackle the “Summer of Diarrhea” outbreak affecting 34 states (spoiler: hand sanitizer won’t save you), debate whether Messi walking 65 minutes per match makes him less of a GOAT than Jordan, and get an incredible surprise call from…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt defends throwing fireworks at his favorite dive bar Silver Medal while his family was out of town, sparking an epic rant about dive bar culture and upstairs management trying to judge his ratings-producing antics. Meanwhile, the crew dives into bizarre Sears…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy survived a mid-show power outage to debate whether broke people should even date (spoiler: Matt’s $4 Capitol vending machine date says yes), dissected James Franco’s bizarre alien video while unpacking his troubled past, and got into heated arguments…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt faces federal prison time for his wife’s illegal eagle feather from Wisconsin (up to $100K fine!), while Chuy insists he could defeat a chimpanzee in hand-to-hand combat despite science proving chimps have 700-pound grip strength and 1.5x human strength. The show…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt faces heat from management after an angry listener complaint about Thursday’s “dong dialogue” sparks debate about crossing lines, leading to a parade of supportive (and some hilarious) callers including one who didn’t help by discussing showering with his kid. The crew…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy mourn the loss of rock legend Bonnie Tyler at 73, discuss Austin’s restaurant apocalypse as Michelin-starred Olame and James Beard winner El Naranjo close their doors, and somehow spiral from a legitimate male psychology study into an hour-long…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt nearly assaulted a fornicating couple with a cinder block at Pluckers when he mistook them for a dying dog, Chewy defended a $33 prime rib birthday sandwich while Bob broke down its $0.45 worth of fries, and the crew interrogated intern…
