Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and Chuy hold down the fort while Bob celebrates his 70th birthday in NYC, featuring Matt’s mortifying Central Market scallop panic attack ($70/pound vs. the $1 each he expected), an extended philosophical discussion about why the show’s rubber dong makes everyone…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt battles heat exhaustion after spending 4 hours fixing his car starter in 100+ degree heat (and vomiting), while Bob celebrates his 70th birthday with a sold-out show at Cap City Comedy Club featuring controversial guests Tesla Dan (who bought stage time…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chewy tackle predatory tow truck stickers threatening Chewy’s car, debate whether mechanics are all scammers (spoiler: Bob says yes), and discover Bob’s legendary birthday stripper “Movin’ Marvin” was actually Melvin Brown—a legit performer who worked with Ray Charles! Plus:…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt and Bob battle over drag shows, dildo props, and whether Bob’s Broadway trip to see *Titanic* counts as “experiencing drag culture,” while the Texas Hill Country wine region shockingly jumps over Napa to rank #3 in the nation and Austin’s Mueller…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy heat up this Monday with Bob’s epic surprise 50th birthday party reveal (complete with Chuy demolishing “top notch” potato skins all night), a fiery debate over Flock surveillance cameras that has Chuy calling Texas voters “stupid” on air,…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt, Bob, and Chuy dive deep into Austin’s best queso and Tex-Mex scene (declaring Matt’s El Rancho’s Bob Armstrong the winner), break news about Texas’s new Delta 8 felony ban, and debate the “VatoZone” phenomenon where mobile mechanics work in AutoZone parking…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt’s mother-in-law shattered her hip requiring emergency surgery in Milwaukee (leaving him to pack his teenage daughter for camp alone), Bob delivered a brutally honest take on *The Odyssey* movie that sparked a 30-minute argument with the crew, and intern Rachel dislocated…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt wore shorts to work for the first time ever, sparking a 30-minute roast session about his “nine inches” of exposed thigh and comparisons to the Village People, while Bob predicted a major Beatles *Rubber Soul* reissue announcement and passionately defended the…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Bob goes caffeine-free and reveals his dead relatives watch him from heaven (which ruins everything), while Chuy admits to having sex multiple times IN the radio station building and watching porn “maybe three times a week.” The crew debates whether a Houston…
Your browser does not support the audio element. 🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights Matt’s back from his deep sleep while Bob breaks down the five most important years in human history (509 B.C. to 1945), delivers rock news on David Lee Roth’s canceled tour and Jon Bon Jovi’s triumphant MSG return with Bruce Springsteen, then…
