Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, February 26, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The I Hate Dale Fan Club
The show opens with Dale in a good mood but quickly shifts to discussing timeshares after Dale recommends ‘The Queen of Versailles’ documentary. The hosts debate timeshares, with caller Doug defending his Tahiti Village purchase despite Dale’s past negative experience there. The conversation veers into biology lessons as Carissa’s boyfriend leaves for a Puerto Rico bachelor party, leading to jokes about international ‘rules’ and hookers. Dale teaches basic anatomy using a photo of a baby born in its amniotic sac, and Daniel attempts to explain dinosaur evolution. Throughout, the cast reveals varying levels of scientific knowledge.
Segments
- Show Open and Music Debate [00:00:00] — Dale opens the show after Bob’s intro, immediately critiquing Bob’s music choice (Average White Band vs Edgar Winter Group). The two bicker like a married couple before Dale shifts gears.
- Facebook Meme Success [00:02:00] — Dale celebrates getting 54 shares on a meme about Texas legislator Cecil Bell and the traditional marriage cake-cutting photo showing only men holding hands to cut the cake.
- The I Hate Dale Fan Club [00:08:00] — During commercial break, the staff discusses old cast members who hate Dale, joking about forming an ‘I Hate Dale Dudley Fan Club’ with 12-step program parody.
- The Queen of Versailles Documentary [00:09:00] — Dale recommends the Netflix documentary about a timeshare mogul’s family building the largest house in America during the financial crisis. He sees it as a microcosm of marriage and the 2008 crash.
- Nanny Economics [00:13:00] — Dale questions why his wife has their nanny Emily over when she’s home, comparing it to the wasteful spending in the documentary.
- Timeshare Deep Dive [00:14:00] — The cast debates the economics of timeshares, how they work, and why they’re heavily marketed. Caller Doug defends his $15,000 Tahiti Village timeshare.
- Tahiti Village Vendetta [00:17:00] — Dale reveals his history with Tahiti Village: they used the show for free advertising via remote broadcast, promised accommodations, then stuck him in a terrible room in a dangerous area where a murder had occurred.
- CPAP Talk [00:20:00] — Doug mentions getting a CPAP machine with 93.5 sleep apnea events per hour. Dale recommends the Swift XL mask.
- Dez Bryant Tape Rumor [00:21:00] — Dale discusses sports rumors about a potential Dez Bryant video from 2011 showing him allegedly assaulting a woman at Walmart, comparing it to the Ray Rice incident.
- Puerto Rico Bachelor Party [00:23:00] — The hosts learn Carissa’s boyfriend is leaving for a bachelor party in Puerto Rico. Matt and Dale joke extensively about Puerto Rican escorts ($100/hour), international ‘rules,’ and what happens at destination bachelor parties.
- US Territories Lesson [00:27:00] — The discussion of Puerto Rico leads to an impromptu civics lesson about US territories including Guam, Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and why Puerto Rico isn’t a state (expense of changing all the flags).
- Guam Snake Problem [00:30:00] — Dale reveals he almost took a radio job in Guam in the ’80s/’90s but discovered the island is infested with brown tree snakes. They discuss the military using poison pill mice dropped by parachute to fight the snakes.
- Anatomy Lesson – Photo of the Day [00:33:00] — Dale shows a photo of a baby born still inside its amniotic sac (a 26-week premature birth). This launches into Dale testing Daniel and Carissa on basic anatomy: liver, kidneys, pancreas, and lungs.
- Birth Trauma Stories [00:36:00] — Dale contrasts modern fathers attending births (and experiencing trauma) with his father’s generation who smoked in the lobby. He anticipates Daniel’s reaction to witnessing childbirth in December.
- Eggs and Evolution [00:39:00] — Daniel attempts to explain why the egg came before the chicken (amniotic eggs existed before chickens via pterosaurs/Archaeopteryx). His explanation about amniotic eggs being ‘porous’ leads to confusion and Matt boiling egg analogy.
- Timeshare Caller Gary [00:40:00] — Former timeshare salesman Gary calls to explain you can trade weeks between properties. Dale cuts him off with exaggerated disinterest.
- Dr. Zaius and The Simpsons [00:42:00] — Planet of the Apes discussion leads to playing the ‘Dr. Zaius’ song from The Simpsons musical parody. Dale notes Conan O’Brien wrote much of classic Simpsons and laments the show’s decline.
- Phil Hartman and Murder-Suicide [00:45:00] — The Simpsons talk leads to remembering Phil Hartman’s voices. Dale jokes that Carissa has the personality type who would kill her partner if she couldn’t have him, like Hartman’s wife did.
- Poultry Scientist Reaction [00:46:00] — A poultry scientist messages saying he almost drove off the road listening to Daniel’s egg explanation and wants to call in to correct him, but his hands-free device sounds bad.
Guests
- Jack Ingram (musician) [00:05:00] — Mentioned as coming in later to play songs and promote the Jack Ingram/Matthew McConaughey/Mack Brown golf tournament and fashion show
Callers
- Doug (Softbox) (regular) [00:16:00] — Defending his $15,000 Tahiti Village timeshare purchase and discussing CPAP machine Dale supports his timeshare decision despite past Tahiti Village issues. Doug also bonds with Dale over CPAP use.
- Gary [00:40:00] — Former timeshare salesman explaining you can trade weeks between properties Dale dramatically cuts him off mid-explanation with ‘I don’t care!’ and plays music over him.
Text Line
- [00:46:00] Wyatt the poultry scientist says he almost drove off Highway 360 listening to Daniel’s incorrect egg explanation and wants to call in but his hands-free sounds bad — read by Matt Bearden The hosts acknowledge it but Wyatt doesn’t call in during this segment
Quotes
Who’s the president of the I Hate Dale Dudley fan club?
Dale Dudley [00:08:00]
If they were so good, why do they have to hustle them so hard?
Dale Dudley [00:14:00]
It only takes a couple of drinks from Puerto Rico to turn into Put It Inco
Matt Bearden [00:24:00]
It is a crime scene, my friend. Crime scene.
Dale Dudley [00:38:00]
Part 3: Jack Ingram
Jack Ingram visits to promote the MJM (Mac Jack McConaughey) charity events benefiting local children’s charities. The segment includes discussion of Austin code enforcement issues, a call from listener ‘Chico’ (Matthew) about his ongoing RV fence dispute, and talk about parenting challenges. Jack performs two songs live: ‘Jonesing for Haggard’ (a new unreleased song) and ‘Love You’ (a 2006 hit).
Segments
- Trailer Park Boys and Man Eye Institute giveaways [00:03:51] — Dale gives away Trailer Park Boys tickets and Bob promotes the final day of the Man Eye Institute LASIK sweetheart deal.
- Matthew/Chico calls about RV fence dispute [00:09:00] — The listener from the ongoing RV fence saga calls in to update the show that code enforcement is coming after him again despite winning in court.
- Robert calls about property rights and fire marshal issues [00:15:44] — Another caller discusses his battles with code enforcement and building permits for an outdoor bar venue in West Travis County.
- South Austin coffee shop breastfeeding controversy [00:25:03] — Discussion of Stout House Coffee Pub’s social media firestorm after a mother claimed she was asked to cover up while breastfeeding.
- Jack Ingram joins the show [00:32:12] — Jack Ingram comes in live to discuss the MJM charity events, parenting, children’s allergies, and youth sports drama.
- Jack Ingram performs ‘Jonesing for Haggard’ [00:46:48] — Jack performs a new unreleased song from his upcoming Midnight Motel album, a songwriter-oriented track about classic country music.
- Jack Ingram performs ‘Love You’ [00:54:58] — Jack performs his 2006 hit single, a clever song using euphemisms throughout.
Guests
- Jack Ingram (musician) [00:32:12] — Country artist promoting MJM charity events and new album; performed two songs live
- Kevin Howard (other) [00:37:27] — Jack Ingram’s assistant and former assistant baseball coach; came along as ‘bodyguard’ after previous baseball parent conflicts
Callers
- Matthew (Chico) (Austin) (regular) [00:09:41] — Update on his ongoing code enforcement battle over RV fence – they are coming after him again despite court victory Dale offers full support and suggests getting a vinyl wrap made to look like the RV to put on the fence; asks listeners to email if they have a wrap company
- Robert (West Travis County) [00:15:50] — His battles with code enforcement over building an outdoor bar venue; conflicts with fire marshal and delays in getting permits Extended discussion about property rights and vested rights under Texas law; Robert is known to Bob from previous encounters
Music
- Jack Ingram — Performed ‘Jonesing for Haggard’ live – unreleased song from upcoming Midnight Motel album
- Jack Ingram — Performed ‘Love You’ live – 2006 hit single
Quotes
There used to be a time in this country where your domicile was off limits
Dale Dudley [00:12:47]
We need rational, thoughtful codes with some kind of checks and balances
Matt Bearden [00:22:18]
Social media is not the place to go. Lazy people writing on social media
Dale Dudley [00:26:02]
When my old man passed away, going where the lonely go was playing in his car
Dale Dudley [00:50:59]