Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, February 27, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Carissa’s Beetle Shirt
Dale discusses net neutrality, ranting against Republicans and pointing out Bill O’Reilly’s lies. The show then shifts to the viral ‘what color is the dress?’ internet phenomenon, which consumes most of the segment as the cast passionately argues over whether they see blue/black or white/gold, with Dale and Carissa seeing blue/black while Daniel, Bob, and Katie initially see white/gold. Dale also mentions his upcoming Vegas trip and recounts his son playing Clash of Clans.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:02] — Standard show opening with announcer voice introducing the cast and Dale Dudley.
- Carissa’s Beetle Shirt [00:03:43] — Dale mocks Carissa’s lavender Beatles sweatshirt, comparing her look to an elderly woman at a casino slot machine. She defends getting it from a thrift store.
- Net Neutrality Rant [00:09:18] — Dale launches into a detailed explanation of the FCC’s net neutrality ruling, criticizing Republicans and people who don’t understand why it’s necessary to prevent internet monopolies.
- Jihadi John Identified [00:13:42] — Dale discusses the identification of Mohammed Emwazi as ‘Jihadi John,’ reflecting on how young people can be radicalized and brainwashed, comparing it to religious cults from the 1970s like the Moonies and Agape Force.
- COTA Racing Video [00:25:03] — Dale and Bob show video from their experience driving 165 mph at Circuit of the Americas, promoting upcoming Pirelli World Challenge tickets.
- Korean Sinkhole Video [00:31:08] — Dale shows Daniel a video of a sidewalk sinkhole in South Korea that swallows two pedestrians.
- Clash of Clans Discussion [00:32:53] — Dale talks about playing Clash of Clans, mentioning a friend who spent $2,000 while on Ambien, and his son’s sophisticated chat messages.
- The Dress Debate [00:35:55] — The viral ‘what color is the dress?’ phenomenon dominates the rest of the segment, with heated arguments as Dale and Carissa see blue/black while Daniel, Bob, and Katie see white/gold. Eventually some change their perception mid-discussion.
Callers
- unnamed [00:41:01] — Says if you squint your eyes the dress changes colors Dale dismisses the suggestion, saying squinting doesn’t change what he sees
- Brad [00:43:28] — Explains that KEYE TV showed all three color variations of the dress and the actual dress is blue and black Confirms Dale’s perception and explains the dress really is blue and black, which helps resolve the debate somewhat
- unnamed [00:45:31] — Says if you stop looking at the dress and come back you’ll see white and gold Dale asks Carissa to post the image online immediately for listeners to see
Quotes
It makes it look like you have two purple boobs with giant bugs on them.
Dale Dudley [00:04:54]
Not all government bureaucracy is bad. We already have socialism, folks. It’s called social security.
Dale Dudley [00:11:53]
When you’re 25 and 26 years old, you’re an idiot about the way the world really works.
Dale Dudley [00:16:11]
Believing blindly in any religion or any politician or any government will get you killed.
Dale Dudley [00:22:40]
I got blue and black.
Dale Dudley [00:37:47]
Part 2: Toll Roads Taking Over
Dale leads a lengthy discussion about the ‘what color is the dress’ optical illusion, which reveals Bob’s argumentative personality. The show then shifts to local Austin issues: Dale criticizes the city’s plan to ban fishing on the new boardwalk and goes on an extended rant about toll roads taking over Austin, accusing local media of doing ‘fluff pieces’ instead of questioning TxDOT. Dale strongly recommends the Netflix documentary ‘Stop at Nothing’ about Lance Armstrong, sparking numerous calls from listeners sharing their own negative Lance encounters. The segment reveals deep frustration with both toll roads and Armstrong’s legacy in Austin.
Segments
- The Dress Debate Reveals Bob’s Personality [00:00:00] — Dale analyzes how the viral ‘what color is the dress’ debate shows Bob’s argumentative nature – he can’t accept others see it differently and wants to argue about it. The crew sees different colors (blue/black, gold/white, brown/black).
- Katie the Intern Visits [00:04:30] — Katie, a journalism student intern, sits in Carissa’s chair. Dale praises her voice and personality while making fun of Carissa’s outfit (lavender headband and handmade sweatshirt). Katie discusses her independent personality and Catholic upbringing.
- Film Festival Update [00:07:42] — Dale announces they’re at $5,000 for the Dudley and Bob Under Five Film Festival, need $5,000 more. Lists sponsors including Mmm Empanadas food truck, Spy Exchange, Delta Vita Tequila, Army Navy Store, and others.
- City Wants to Ban Fishing on Boardwalk [00:12:48] — Dale criticizes Austin’s plan to ban fishing on the new boardwalk due to fears anglers will hook passersby while casting. He sees it as judgmental and notes violators could face $500 fines.
- Toll Roads Rant Begins [00:16:32] — Dale launches into criticism of TxDOT announcing toll lanes for South Mopac (two lanes each way from Cesar Chavez to Slaughter). He accuses local media, particularly KXAN, of doing fluff pieces instead of questioning the toll road expansion.
- Media Coverage Criticism [00:18:00] — Dale plays KXAN news clip about South Mopac toll lanes, criticizing reporter Angie for not asking tough questions. He argues people are being ripped off, already paying taxes, and toll roads should come down once paid for like Dallas did in the 1970s.
- Toll Road Predictions [00:21:28] — Dale predicts 360 and 620 at 2222 will get toll roads next, warns they’ll be toll overpasses at intersections. He expresses frustration that no elected officials are running against toll roads.
- Optical Illusion – Young or Old Woman [00:26:00] — Brief discussion of the classic 70-year-old optical illusion showing either a young woman or old woman. Carissa can’t see the old woman version.
- Lance Armstrong Documentary Introduction [00:29:15] — Dale strongly recommends ‘Stop at Nothing,’ a Netflix documentary about Lance Armstrong. He says he had started to feel empathy for Lance but the film changed his mind – Lance should be in jail for fraud and trying to destroy people’s lives.
- Tour de France Pronunciation Argument [00:32:37] — Carissa questions why Dale says ‘Tour de France’ in a French accent when he doesn’t pronounce other French words that way, leading to a silly debate about pronunciation.
- Lance Documentary Details [00:36:00] — Dale explains the documentary shows Lance was doping from race one, doing blood transfusions, and used lawyers to destroy anyone who questioned him. The Department of Justice dropped its investigation despite overwhelming evidence, possibly due to Lance’s Clinton connections.
- Dale’s Sister’s Lance Story [00:38:15] — Dale shares that his sister, a non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma survivor, approached Lance to tell him she was also a cancer survivor and he turned his back on her and wouldn’t talk to her.
- Caller Phone Calls Begin [00:39:58] — Multiple callers share their thoughts on Lance Armstrong and the documentary. First caller notes the US Postal Service actually made money during Lance’s sponsorship years.
- Kristen’s Similar Story [00:41:40] — Caller Kristen shares she had almost the exact same experience as Dale’s sister – she congratulated Lance at a restaurant after having his first baby and he gave her a nasty, dirty look.
- Documentary Trailer Plays [00:45:55] — Dale plays the trailer for ‘Stop at Nothing’ documentary, which includes clips about Lance’s doping, destroying lives, and his confession to Oprah.
- More Lance Calls [00:47:48] — Additional callers share negative Lance experiences and opinions. Mimi calls him ‘a snake in the grass’ who turned on his best friends. Dale suggests Lance Armstrong bikeway signs should come down.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:50:28] — Matt mentioned Angela calling him to fill in for Dale on Sunday nights during ‘The Sideshow’ when he was in Oklahoma, which Dale didn’t know about
Guests
- Katie (other) [00:04:30] — UT journalism student intern who sat in during the show; Dale praised her personality and voice, joked about replacing Carissa
Callers
- unnamed [00:39:58] — Lance Armstrong documentary – noted US Postal Service made money during sponsorship Dale acknowledged the point but continued criticism of Lance’s personal destruction of others
- Kristen [00:41:40] — Shared negative Lance Armstrong encounter at Bellagio restaurant Her story mirrored Dale’s sister’s experience, reinforcing the show’s criticism of Lance
- Eric [00:45:11] — High school swim coach story about Lance pulling his leg during races Dale dismissed it as typical ‘everyone has a story when somebody gets famous’ claim
- Drew [00:45:55] — Saw the documentary, made joke about Lance pushing him out of wheelchair Got Dale with the setup, lightened the mood briefly
- Chuck [00:46:27] — Warned Dale he’s in ‘deep water’ criticizing Lance, might end up buried Dale joked he’d welcome it, he’s tired and has good life insurance
- Mimi [00:47:48] — Called Lance ‘a snake in the grass’ who turned on best friends Strong agreement with Dale’s position, suggested Lance signs should come down
- Chris [00:51:21] — Offered different take – Lance was fired by Cofidis when on deathbed with cancer Dale acknowledged this was in the documentary, used it to explain Lance’s revenge motivation
Quotes
I can accept that other people see it differently. Bob wants to argue with them.
Dale Dudley [00:01:37]
They don’t want downtown Austin to look like Mayberry.
Bob Fonseca [00:14:20]
We need people who are struggling to get by to pay every time they use the road.
Dale Dudley [00:20:18]
When old dad Dudley dies, remember I was screaming about this stuff.
Dale Dudley [00:21:56]
Lance should be in jail for fraud and defrauding taxpayers.
Dale Dudley [00:31:57]
Name something after people who really did well and didn’t pull wool over everybody’s eyes.
Dale Dudley [00:44:07]
Part 3: Daniel’s Kissing Fund
This final part of the show focuses heavily on Daniel’s wedding planning, with Dale ribbing him about last-minute invitations sent via text (including to Steve Simmons of Amy’s Ice Cream). The hosts react to a viral wedding video, then launch into a bit about whether Daniel would kiss another man for money, starting at $34.72 and escalating to over $800 with listener pledges. The show also touches on Pat Robertson claiming there are no aliens, outrage over a gay kiss on The Walking Dead, and Texas state senator Donna Campbell’s redundant bill about the Alamo.
Segments
- Steve Simmons RSVP drama [00:00:00] — Dale reveals Daniel hasn’t followed up with Steve Simmons about RSVPing to the wedding despite Steve offering to provide Amy’s Ice Cream. Daniel admits he emailed and texted but Steve never responded.
- PDF wedding invitations [00:02:07] — The hosts discuss how Steve and others got PDF invitations after the paper ones went out, making them clearly ‘B-listers.’ Dale mocks Daniel for uninviting Chief Acevedo after he’d already blocked out his calendar.
- Tony Tinderholt correction [00:07:47] — Dale apologizes for yesterday saying Cecil Bell was married five times – it was actually Tony Tinderholt from Irving who has been married five times to four different women.
- Viral wedding video reaction [00:08:38] — Dale plays clips from Whitney Kay and Brian Scott’s wedding video, mocking the emotional vows and professional videography. He estimates it cost $30,000-$40,000 and criticizes it as manipulative.
- Kevin from Steamroller calls [00:21:42] — Kevin calls about his Edward Van Halen biography being mentioned in Rolling Stone. He discusses interviewing people for the unauthorized biography and recently meeting Van Halen at the Smithsonian.
- Donna Campbell’s Alamo bill [00:27:48] — Dale tears into state senator Donna Campbell for proposing a redundant law to prevent the UN from taking control of the Alamo when becoming a World Heritage Site, calling it pandering to the Tea Party base.
- Pat Robertson on aliens [00:32:00] — The hosts play audio of Pat Robertson declaring there are no aliens, just ‘gaseous balls and barren rocks’ in space, because Earth is where God has his ‘experiment.’
- Walking Dead gay kiss outrage [00:33:42] — Dale discusses Twitter outrage over two men kissing on The Walking Dead, pointing out the hypocrisy of parents letting kids watch murder and cannibalism but being upset about a kiss. They play the controversial clip.
- The kissing fund bit begins [00:44:52] — Dale asks Daniel if he’d take the Walking Dead role kissing a man for $10,000. Daniel says yes for a day’s work as an actor. This evolves into calculating what Daniel would charge per minute to kiss Chuy.
- Manuel offers $200 [00:49:40] — Manuel from Army Navy store calls to offer $200 toward the kissing fund. The amount keeps growing as Bob, Dale, and Peter from West Bank Jewelers add pledges, eventually reaching over $800.
- Final offer rejected [01:00:00] — With the pot at $860+ for five minutes, both Daniel and Chuy refuse the ‘deal or no deal’ final offer, with Daniel saying he wants at least $1,000 and Chuy saying ‘no deal.’
Callers
- Kevin (regular) [00:21:42] — Called about his Edward Van Halen biography being mentioned in Rolling Stone Dale invited him back for a potential podcast interview about writing the unauthorized biography
- Leslie [00:50:02] — Commented that people outraged about the Walking Dead gay kiss should just wait for those characters to die Dale agreed and ranted about lazy Twitter outrage
- Manuel [00:50:48] — Offered $200 from Army Navy store toward the Daniel/Chuy kissing fund His offer was added to the growing pot but ultimately rejected
- Peter (Wesley (West Bank Jewelers owner)) [00:56:01] — Offered $500 toward the kissing fund, bringing total to $760 Dale asked for his email to discuss co-sponsoring the Under Five Film Festival
- Bill [01:00:05] — Tried to offer money with credit card but connection was bad Call dropped, dismissed as ‘wake and bake time’ caller with bad Schwarzenegger impression
Quotes
Steve and Amy weren’t first choices.
Dale Dudley [00:02:05]
Sorry Chief, you’re uninvited.
Dale Dudley [00:04:08]
This is manipulation. It’s easy but people like Carissa fall for it.
Dale Dudley [00:08:42]
There’s nothing but gaseous balls and barren rocks up in space.
Pat Robertson [00:35:45]
You’re letting your children watch dead bodies walk around…but two men kissed?
Dale Dudley [00:42:03]