Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, March 10, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Rod Stewart
Dale recounts attending a Lake Travis School District gala, complaining about the silent auction setup and describing the food and crowd. The show veers into discussions about pet hygiene, Carissa’s questionable habits (including on-air flossing), and a deep dive into Rod Stewart videos and music from the 1970s. Dale and Bob bond over nostalgia for Stewart’s early work while mocking his later career.
Segments
- Show Open and Daylight Saving Time Complaints [00:00:00] — Dale opens the show complaining about Daylight Saving Time disrupting his family’s schedule and sleep. He also mentions Danny’s upcoming wedding.
- Chicago and Earth, Wind & Fire Ticket Giveaway [00:08:00] — Dale gives away tickets to a Chicago with Earth, Wind & Fire show at Austin 360 Amphitheater, reminiscing about the bands and Doug Strickland’s breakup.
- Lake Travis School Gala Recap [00:11:45] — Dale describes attending a Lake Travis School District gala, praising the Renaissance Hotel Austin’s food and complaining about the silent auction app’s mechanics. He didn’t win the Acapulco villa with ‘house boys’ or the Big Green Egg raffle.
- Dog Poop Detective Work [00:16:00] — Dale explains in graphic detail how he identifies which of his three dogs has had accidents in the house by the appearance, smell, and patterns of their droppings.
- Carissa Flosses On Air [00:21:30] — Carissa is caught flossing her teeth while on microphone, prompting disgust and jokes from the hosts about her hygiene habits.
- 101X Studio Envy [00:26:00] — Dale compares their aging studio equipment unfavorably to the newly upgraded 101X studios, lamenting their outdated setup and high-pitched audio whine.
- Geico Dog Commercial [00:28:00] — Dale plays and praises a Geico commercial where a family freezes during a ‘you can’t skip this ad’ spot while their dog eats all the food off the table.
- Breaking News: Deer Eat Birds [00:32:00] — Dale reports that field cameras have caught deer eating nestling songbirds alive, challenging assumptions that deer are strict herbivores.
- Rod Stewart Deep Dive Begins [00:36:00] — The show pivots to playing and discussing Rod Stewart videos, starting with ‘Gasoline Alley’ and ‘Tonight’s the Night,’ with Bob going down a nostalgic ‘wormhole’ of Stewart’s early work.
- Carissa’s John Cusack Obsession [00:44:00] — The hosts mock Carissa’s plan to make a viral video to convince John Cusack to have dinner with her, joking about her poor hygiene making it an unlikely prospect.
Music
- Mason Williams — Dale played ‘Classical Gas’ and explained it was used as end-of-day filler on WFAA Channel 8 in Dallas
- Earth, Wind & Fire — Discussed while giving away concert tickets; Dale and Bob sang snippets of ‘That’s the Way of the World,’ ‘September,’ and ‘After the Love Has Gone’
- Rod Stewart — Multiple songs played and discussed: ‘Gasoline Alley’ (acapella version), ‘Tonight’s the Night’ (full video), ‘Da Ya Think I’m Sexy,’ ‘Maggie May’
Quotes
My sister plays French horn. Now she does drugs and her family abandoned her in California.
Dale Dudley [00:03:00]
Somebody built this room left-handed. I can’t use that computer over there.
Dale Dudley [00:12:00]
I can identify by look and smell which dog has had an accident in the house.
Dale Dudley [00:16:45]
Humans are so narcissistic they think they’re being compassionate but you were always supposed to eat meat.
Dale Dudley [00:35:00]
Part 2: Daniel’s Party
The show discusses Daniel Gallo’s underwhelming bachelor party from the previous weekend, which included being turned away from a strip club, ending up at a Steiner Ranch steakhouse, and being picked up by his fiancée. The hosts debate about interviewing Jersey Boys touring actors and give the show considerable promotion anyway. Later segments include a controversial country song called ‘Pissed Off Rednecks Like Me’ and a news story about male strippers performing near a church in Round Top during antique weekend.
Segments
- Jersey Boys Promotion Dilemma [00:00:00] — Dale discusses being asked to interview Jersey Boys touring actors but feeling he has exhausted questions for musical theater performers. The hosts sing Frankie Valli songs and promote the show extensively despite declining the interview.
- El Amostad Club Sponsorship [00:09:32] — Dale announces a $500 sponsorship from El Amostad Club in Round Rock for the Dudley and Bob Under Five Film Festival, bringing the total to $7,300. The club gives scholarships to students.
- Pissed Off Rednecks Like Me [00:11:41] — The show plays and discusses Jamie Jones’ controversial country song about gun rights, prayer, and immigration. Dale critiques the song’s pandering message and hypocrisy while acknowledging it is musically well-crafted.
- Daniel’s Bachelor Party Revealed [00:20:00] — Bob reveals details of Daniel’s lackluster bachelor party from the previous weekend, including being turned away from a strip club, no advance planning, arguing over dinner costs, and Daniel being picked up by his fiancée.
- Bachelor Party Post-Mortem [00:23:36] — The hosts dissect the failures of Daniel’s bachelor party: no reservations made, attendees leaving early out of boredom, limo service ending at midnight, and Daniel receiving only one lap dance after asking to go home.
- Planning a Bachelor Party Redo [00:39:00] — The hosts decide to throw Daniel a proper bachelor party on the Monday after his wedding, potentially inviting listeners to participate and buy him dances at a strip club.
- Round Top Stripper Controversy [00:47:00] — The show plays a news report about male strippers performing at Round Top during antique weekend, offending local religious leaders because it falls on Good Friday and Holy Saturday.
Music
- Jamie Jones — Played the song ‘Pissed Off Rednecks Like Me’ – controversial country song discussed at length
Quotes
No one’s taking my guns. Newsflash for all you gun nuts out there.
Dale Dudley [00:13:44]
All the dances are for the bachelor.
Bob Fonseca [00:29:13]
A dude whose favorite thing is to go to Applebee’s found your event boring.
Dale Dudley [00:42:00]
Part 3: Frat Life
Dale opens by venting about former intern Tracy’s critique of his show prep about Australian women in a viral video, spiraling into a rant about Tracy’s earnestness and eventual job at KUT. The bulk of the show then pivots to the University of Oklahoma SAE fraternity racist chant video, with extensive discussion of fraternity culture, racism, and Dale’s own Kappa Alpha days. Hannah calls in about her Extreme Weight Loss appearance. The show wraps with talk of Lockheed Martin’s fusion reactor project, workman’s comp payout rates for limbs, and Chuy’s bachelor party.
Segments
- Tracy Critique [00:00:01] — Dale reads a critique from former intern Tracy about not properly identifying the Australian improv troupe in a video he showed, leading to a long rant about Tracy’s show prep style and his lack of understanding that Dale just wanted to show attractive women.
- Hannah’s Weight Loss Journey [00:11:09] — Hannah calls in about being on ABC’s Extreme Weight Loss show in Austin, having lost significant weight starting at 320 pounds. She validates Dale’s ideal protein diet discussion and announces her episode will air summer 2015.
- SAE Fraternity Scandal [00:16:00] — The show dives into the University of Oklahoma Sigma Alpha Epsilon racist chant video from a bus, discussing the enthusiastic participant, the consequences, and fraternity culture broadly.
- Fraternity Experiences [00:23:19] — Dale discusses his Kappa Alpha days at UT Arlington, revealing secret codes and handshakes. CJ Morgan is revealed to be an SAE from Texas State. Kevin, another SAE, calls to defend the fraternity.
- Daniel’s Bachelor Party Debrief [00:39:37] — Chuy explains why he left Daniel’s bachelor party early. Discussion of the party planning and the suggestion to redo it properly.
- Lockheed Martin Fusion Reactor [00:44:01] — Dale reads about Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works developing a compact fusion reactor that could revolutionize energy, though skepticism about oil company interference arises.
- Limb Values [00:52:00] — The show explores a ProPublica website showing what different body parts are worth in workman’s comp across states, finding Texas pays relatively low amounts.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:05:07] — Dale mentions inviting Tracy to do the side show, and multiple references throughout to topics being saved for the side show podcast.
Callers
- Hannah [00:11:09] — Called to endorse the ideal protein diet Dale discussed, revealing she’s on ABC’s Extreme Weight Loss show filmed in Austin, down from 320 pounds Positive call validating Dale’s weight loss discussion; Dale compliments her transformation and they plan to have her on when the show airs in summer 2015
- Justin [00:27:47] — Called to nominate Bob’s ‘self-addressed envelope’ comment as Clunker of the Week and mention he was a Marine, not in a fraternity Dale dismisses it as a weak call; Justin gets corrected about the Marine Corps chant
- Kevin [00:30:19] — SAE fraternity brother with CJ Morgan from Texas State, calling to defend SAE and discuss the scandal Long discussion about fraternity value, community service claims, and whether fraternities help with jobs. Kevin defends SAE but Dale remains skeptical
- John [00:51:15] — Nerd alert caller wanting to discuss the movie ‘The Saint’ with Val Kilmer about fusion technology Dale cuts him off quickly, uninterested in the movie reference
Quotes
A chance Tracy ever had sex with anybody? I think if you get laid, you start to look at things from a male perspective.
Dale Dudley [00:03:32]
This is my favorite of our racist songs. He is stoked.
Dale Dudley [00:17:20]
It’s a chance to throw parties and nail chicks. It’s all about pounding beers and pounding rears.
Dale Dudley [00:34:54]