Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, July 23, 2015
This Show
Part 1: D-Day_ Operation Neptune
Dale sets up ‘D-Day,’ a major reveal involving an off-air incident captured on tape involving Daniel and Bob. The hosts discuss upcoming segments, engage in banter about annual performance reviews, and cover various topics including toll road surveys, hypnotherapy, and animal-related news. Tension builds as Dale teases audio from an off-air conflict, with Daniel expressing nervousness about what will be revealed. The show has a World War II invasion theme for the day’s programming.
Segments
- Show Open and D-Day Introduction [00:00:00] — Dale opens the show with World War II-themed music and announces the upcoming ‘D-Day’ reveal involving off-air audio recordings. He explains he has five pieces of tape documenting an incident involving Daniel.
- Hypnotherapy Discussion Setup [00:06:00] — Dale mentions his visit to a hypnotist the previous day and promises to discuss it later. Matt jokes about trigger words that might send Dale into hypnosis.
- Ticket Giveaway Mentions [00:08:00] — Dale previews upcoming ticket giveaways for Van Halen, Britt Floyd, Chicago, and George Lopez.
- D-Day Timeline Concerns [00:09:00] — Matt reviews the show clock, noting everything that needs to fit into 33 minutes before John Heffron arrives at 8:30. Dale plays theme music and builds tension about Daniel potentially leaving the show.
- Bob Schneider at Zilker [00:12:00] — Dale recounts his wife taking their kids to Bob Schneider’s free concert at Zilker Park, where thousands attended. He questions why the station hosting the event doesn’t have better ratings.
- 183 Toll Road Survey [00:13:00] — Dale goes through a survey from the 183 toll road authority, mocking the questions and suggesting listeners skew the results. Bob and Matt argue the survey is propaganda rather than genuine research.
- Accenture Eliminates Annual Reviews [00:20:00] — Dale discusses how Accenture is eliminating annual performance reviews for 330,000 employees. He criticizes the review software his company uses and suggests sending the article to management.
- Daniel’s Cat Announcement [00:30:00] — Daniel announces he will be fostering Katie Purry, the cat that was left in a box outside the radio station. He mentions Chewy helped pick the name.
- Carissa’s Wardrobe Malfunction [00:31:00] — Bob asks Carissa to adjust her sitting position, revealing she was inadvertently exposing herself while wearing a dress. The incident leads to joking about HR complaints.
- Animal News: Salmonella and Chickens [00:35:00] — Discussion of CDC warnings about salmonella from live poultry in homes. Carissa reveals confusion about roosters being chickens, leading to mockery from the cast.
- Armadillo Leprosy Outbreak [00:37:00] — News report about armadillos causing a leprosy outbreak in Florida. Matt makes a joke about having to ‘move back into the Bible’ if you get leprosy.
- Garage Interiors Plug [00:43:00] — Dale provides an unsolicited endorsement for Garage Interiors of Austin, a company that did work on his garage, after seeing the owner post something frustrated on social media.
Quotes
I’m your biggest fan. Keep your sense of humor and it’ll all be good.
Dale Dudley [00:10:00]
The only moment you’re having is right now. The past you can’t change.
Dale Dudley [00:11:00]
Bob Fonseca is the last person you want on your bad side.
Dale Dudley [00:33:00]
If you have leprosy do you have to move back into the Bible?
Matt Bearden [00:38:00]
Part 2: D-Day_ Utah Beach
Part 2 focuses on ‘D-Day’ — the reveal of off-air tapes documenting Daniel’s meltdown when a restaurant client visited the studio. Before the tapes, Dale describes his experience with hypnotherapy, expressing surprise that it affected him. The bulk of the segment is devoted to playing and reacting to recordings of Daniel yelling at Bob and the client, triggered by CJ’s joke that the burgers were gone. The tension builds as Dale hears the tapes for the first time.
Segments
- Fantasy Football Talk [00:00:01] — Dale discusses Johnny Manziel rumors and his fantasy football league, mentioning how they had to beg Bob to join again.
- Cat Cafe Opening [00:01:27] — Discussion of Austin’s first cat cafe opening in East Austin, with Dale and Bob both allergic to cats.
- Dale’s Hypnotherapy Experience [00:07:02] — Dale recounts his skeptical visit to a hypnotherapist, describing how he unexpectedly went into a trance and had an emotional vision of his family.
- D-Day Setup [00:20:34] — The show prepares to play the off-air tapes from the incident. Matt wears a heart monitor to track his stress levels during the playback.
- Context: Four Seasons Incident [00:25:08] — Bob explains the backstory, including Daniel’s earlier outburst at a Four Seasons rep and the subsequent rule about client treatment.
- The Restaurant Client Visit [00:32:36] — Bob describes the morning a hamburger restaurant came to cook for the station, setting up the incident that follows.
- First Tape: Daniel’s Initial Meltdown [00:34:28] — The first recording plays, capturing Daniel telling the client the hosts said their burgers suck, then arguing defensively.
- Second Tape: Escalation [00:38:23] — The second recording shows Daniel continuing to argue while the clients are present, with Bob trying to calm the situation.
- Third Tape: On-Air Awkwardness [00:45:57] — The portion that aired live, heavily edited, showing Bob trying to introduce the guests while managing the chaos.
- Bob’s Anger [00:51:45] — Recording of Bob confronting Daniel after the show about the betrayal and unprofessional behavior.
Guests
- Restaurant client representatives (other) [00:32:36] — Director of development and PR representative from a hamburger chain came to cook for the station and appear on-air, witnessed Daniel’s outburst
Callers
- Dennis [00:23:01] — Called to share his own experience being hypnotized at a station remote broadcast Brief call that validated Dale’s hypnotherapy experience before being cut off
Quotes
You went into trance quicker than anybody that comes in here on their first try.
Dale Dudley [00:16:13]
It is the most I have ever been embarrassed as a part of this show.
Bob Fonseca [00:32:04]
This is a goddamn business.
Dale Dudley [00:41:45]
Daniel murdered somebody. We help dismember the body.
Bob Fonseca [00:50:29]
Part 3: D-Day_ Omaha Beach
The final part of ‘D-Day’ wraps up as Dale plays all the off-air audio from the June 3rd incident where Daniel (the producer) yelled at a client over burgers. Bob, Matt, and CJ explain on tape how they kept it secret to protect Daniel, with CJ delivering the iconic line ‘I’m not responsible for what goes on in your head.’ Comedian John Heffron arrives for his guest appearance and the show shifts to discussing crazy radio stories, stalker fans, penis preferences, TV shows like Peaky Blinders, and a viral crime-stopper video. The hashtag #BroSolid trends number one in Austin.
Segments
- D-Day Recap Begins [00:00:02] — Dale recaps the situation and explains that Daniel was kept out of the room. They’re about to play the final damning audio where Bob loses it on Daniel off-air.
- Bob Explodes Off-Air [00:01:43] — Audio plays of Bob confronting Daniel off-air about confessing when they had covered for him, culminating in Bob’s anger about Daniel not appreciating their ‘bro solid.’
- CJ’s Iconic Line [00:04:42] — CJ delivers the line everyone wanted to say for a decade: ‘I’m not responsible for what goes on in your head’ after Daniel accuses them of making secret references.
- John Heffron Arrives [00:09:48] — Comedian John Heffron enters the studio having heard part of D-Day in his car and waiting in the lobby, comparing it to Rachel Maddow’s build-up style.
- Daniel’s Food Issues Explained [00:11:49] — Dale theorizes Daniel’s food paranoia stems from the previous producer Angela taking leftover breakfast tacos home, creating a warped sense of producer entitlement.
- John’s Danny Bonaduce Stories [00:13:43] — John Heffron shares stories from doing morning radio with Danny Bonaduce in Detroit, including getting punched and receiving a concussion during a Janet Jackson interview.
- Stalker Fan Stories [00:15:33] — The crew shares stalker stories, including John’s fan who thought they lived together and sent baby shoes and tuna cans, and CJ getting punched at a remote.
- D-Day Callers React [00:23:27] — Callers phone in to react to D-Day, including one drinking Budweiser at 8am and Nina saying it was the best birthday present ever.
- More Bonaduce Fight Stories [00:26:44] — John describes the inconsistent Danny Bonaduce who would be a jerk one day and great the next, the mouth-breathing plastic surgeon guest, and the station politics.
- Jimmy J.J. Walker Worst Guest [00:31:03] — The show recalls their worst guest ever: Jimmy J.J. Walker, who showed up with toilet paper up his nose, called them ‘two dicks and a chick,’ and went on a racist rant.
- Sons of Anarchy Analogy [00:37:21] — John asks Dale how he feels about his crew doing things behind his back. Dale says he’d be the guy getting his tattoo cut off, but understands they were protecting the show and his mental health.
- Penis Survey [00:42:39] — Carissa presents a survey on what women find important in penises, including the meatus, scrotum appearance, length, girth, and pubic hair. Number one is overall cosmetic appearance.
- TV Show Recommendations [00:48:46] — The crew discusses Peaky Blinders, Turn: Washington’s Spies, and other shows. Dale admits he initially couldn’t understand the Peaky Blinders accent but then binged two seasons in a weekend.
- Hashtag BroSolid Trends [00:52:00] — CJ reports that D-Day is the number one trending topic in Austin on Twitter, with #BroSolid climbing the charts.
- Crime Stoppers Video [00:54:09] — The show plays a viral crime stoppers video featuring a Louisiana lieutenant dramatically addressing a burglar, threatening to make him famous and promising to eat a cheeseburger while the suspect eats through a cell door hole.
Guests
- John Heffron (comedian) [00:09:48] — Performing at Cap City Comedy Club that weekend, came in to promote shows and share radio war stories from working with Danny Bonaduce
Callers
- Derrick (Cedar Park) [00:23:33] — Called to say he’s drinking Budweiser and having a good time at 8am Dale mocked his adenoids and told him to jump in Lake Georgetown
- Nina [00:24:46] — Thanked them for having D-Day on her birthday, calling it the best present ever Hosts wished her happy birthday and moved on
- Hershel [00:25:18] — Appreciated the honesty and transparency of D-Day Asked Dale if he now understands why Dale yells sometimes; Dale agreed
- Justin (Canada) (regular) [00:25:36] — Joked about Canadian military standing by as backup, then asked if salaries will increase now that Austin is a large market Dale said absolutely not and they discussed Pat Walsh being in town
- Amanda [00:26:22] — Thanked them for letting everyone listen to all the trauma Dale joked it’s the Housewives of Runberg Lane
Quotes
I’m not responsible for what goes on in your head
CJ Morgan [00:04:59]
We did you a bro solid man, two bros doing you a solid
Bob Fonseca [00:03:10]
I shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells because of what goes on in your head
CJ Morgan [00:05:25]
The people that know you don’t really like you anyway
Crime Stoppers Lieutenant [00:54:59]