Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, July 24, 2015
This Show
Part 1: We’re Dying
The show opens with discussion of a fatal I-35 accident that closed the freeway near the studio. The hosts pivot to Donald Trump’s border visit to Laredo and debate his political strategy. The segment devolves into a sustained roasting of Carissa, who put up a blog post about sleep paralysis, triggering the hosts to mock her many claimed ailments and theorize she has Munchausen syndrome.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:24] — Standard show introduction listing the cast and station information.
- I-35 Closure Discussion [00:01:35] — Dale explains that I-35 northbound is completely closed at 183 due to a triple fatality overnight. Hosts discuss their difficult commutes and traffic conditions.
- Is That a Violation Bit [00:06:28] — Dale pitches getting an HR person to anonymously judge whether things on the show constitute workplace violations. The idea arises from ongoing jokes about Carissa showing her underwear.
- Trump Border Visit [00:12:13] — Dale introduces coverage of Donald Trump’s visit to the Laredo border. Extended discussion of Trump’s political strategy, his appeal to certain voters, and the racial undertones of his immigration rhetoric.
- Float Tease/Commercial Break [00:27:56] — Dale teases that someone in the room has ‘another illness’ to discuss after the break.
- Sleep Paralysis and Munchausen [00:29:06] — Dale confronts Carissa about posting an article on sleep paralysis. This launches an extended segment where the hosts mock her for constantly claiming various medical conditions and theorize she has Munchausen syndrome. Carissa becomes emotional and defensive.
Recurring Bits
- Is That a Violation [00:06:28] — Dale proposes creating this new HR-themed bit to judge workplace violations, but cannot get an actual HR person to participate
Quotes
Is it a violation to point out that Carissa shows us her panties every morning?
Dale Dudley [00:08:38]
If the police would just not release the name of a mass shooter, no one’s going to do it again.
Dale Dudley [00:12:33]
That’s why Donald Trump is polling so well – the bubbling under racism just staying hidden.
Dale Dudley [00:25:23]
I thought I was going into the future one time.
Carissa Jade [00:33:11]
Part 2: Weather Radio
This part of the show features Dale and the crew testing out a new vocal processor that sounds like a weather radio, leading to an extended bit of Dale doing NOAA weather radio impressions. They discuss Dale’s past working in Tyler, Texas radio and Dr. Bob Peters, a blind weatherman. Dale shares a humiliating photo story involving his dog and a poodle in the background. The crew also discusses APD officer VonTre Clark fleeing to Indonesia in connection with a murder case, Pat Robertson predicting bestiality will be legalized, a woman on live TV revealing her cousin burned down her house because he couldn’t ‘get with’ her, and feral hogs on Highway 130.
Segments
- D-Day Confusion [00:00:00] — The crew corrects Daniel’s confusion about D-Day dates (1944 vs 1945) and discusses World War II history, with listeners sending in corrections.
- New Vocal Processor Test [00:08:21] — Dale tests a new vocal processor to replace the broken harmonizer. The crew discovers it creates a perfect NOAA weather radio voice effect.
- NOAA Weather Radio Bit [00:10:52] — Dale does extended impressions using the weather radio effect, creating fake weather reports and Sonic drive-thru announcements that the crew finds hilarious.
- Dr. Bob Peters Story [00:12:43] — Dale shares his story of working at KTBB in Tyler, Texas with Dr. Bob Peters, a blind meteorologist who was the biggest radio star in town.
- Hand Sewn to Foot Photo [00:18:48] — Dale shows a medical photo of a hand temporarily attached to a foot to keep it alive, prompting discussion of unusual medical procedures.
- APD Officer Flees to Indonesia [00:27:58] — Discussion of VonTre Clark, an APD officer linked to the Samantha Dean murder, fleeing to Indonesia. Art Acevedo fires him and predicts he’ll be brought back.
- Pat Robertson on Gay Marriage [00:24:16] — Pat Robertson audio claiming gay marriage will lead to legalized bestiality and polygamy. Dale mocks the slippery slope argument.
- Live TV Arson Interview Goes Wrong [00:33:59] — A woman being interviewed about her garage fire reveals on live TV that her cousin started it because ‘he can’t get with me’ despite her being married.
- Dale’s Humiliating Photo [00:41:49] — Dale tells the story of taking a private photo while on Viagra that turned out unflattering due to lighting and his ‘fupa,’ with his poodle visible in the background.
- Lake Disaster Video [00:48:40] — The crew watches a video of people trying to throw a woman from a houseboat roof, resulting in her landing badly on the rail. Bob notes nothing good ever happens at the lake.
- Feral Hogs on Highway 130 [00:56:56] — News story about feral hogs causing problems on the SH-130 toll road. Discussion of whether wild hog meat tastes good compared to commercial pork.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:08:16] — Dale references having a rational conversation with Daniel on yesterday’s Sideshow podcast with guest John Heffron
Callers
- Dr. Tudor Patel (regular) [00:15:03] — Called to give ‘criticism/advice’ about someone in the show (possibly about Carissa), but was immediately dumped Dale dumped the call before Dr. Patel could finish, not wanting to hear inappropriate comments about coworkers
- unnamed [00:59:40] — Called about feral hog meat quality Confirmed that wild hog doesn’t taste as good as store-bought pork because it’s too lean and gamey
Text Line
- [00:00:27] Jonathan Armstrong tweeted shame on the show for making Carissa type the blog with carpal tunnel — read by Matt Bearden Brief acknowledgment and joke about Carissa’s various ailments
- [00:05:04] Matt (comedian, not Matt Bearden) emailed correction that D-Day was 1944 not 1945 — read by Daniel Gallo Confirmed the date correction and moved on
Quotes
This just in from NOAA weather radio.
Dale Dudley (as NOAA Weather Radio) [00:10:52]
I don’t want to hear anybody ever talk about white pride again. We have no pride.
Dale Dudley [00:26:02]
He’s mad because he can’t get with me. I’m married to my husband.
Heather Tenney (news interviewee) [00:36:55]
Nothing good ever happens at the lake.
Bob Fonseca [00:52:08]
It looks like I bought a device and Velcroed it onto a bleached-out fanny pack.
Dale Dudley [00:44:04]
Part 3: DPS Controversy
The show continues with discussions about hog hunting in Texas and the effectiveness (or lack thereof) of drug testing welfare recipients in Arizona. The main focus shifts to the Sandra Bland DPS traffic stop controversy, with the hosts debating whether the officer was within his rights to order her out of the car. Two Bastrop residents who created a humorous Jade Helm video visit the studio. The show ends with Dale losing his temper at a caller named Lee who told him to ‘let me talk,’ leading to an extended rant and the ‘Wrong’ segment featuring listener corrections.
Segments
- Hog Problem Discussion Continues [00:00:02] — Callers continue to weigh in on the wild hog problem in Texas, with Chris explaining hog hunting programs and Amanda from LaGrange discussing how to cook wild hog.
- Welfare Drug Testing [00:07:47] — Dale reports on Arizona’s welfare drug testing program that cost millions but only caught one person using drugs, saving the state $560.
- Bastrop Audience of One Guests [00:10:28] — Tanya and Cari from Bastrop, the creators of the viral Jade Helm spoof video featuring a streaking friend, come into the studio.
- Bastrop Homecoming Promotion [00:21:03] — The guests promote the Bastrop Homecoming festival next weekend and leave tickets for giveaway.
- Sandra Bland DPS Stop Analysis [00:29:03] — The hosts play and analyze the dashcam footage of Sandra Bland’s traffic stop, debating whether the officer had legal grounds to order her out of the car.
- Lee Caller Argument [00:48:00] — Caller Lee argues that Sandra Bland should have just complied, tells Dale to ‘let me talk,’ leading to Dale hanging up on him. Lee then calls back and curses at Carissa.
- Wrong Segment [00:57:08] — Daniel reads listener corrections about factual errors from the week, including Genghis Khan statistics, Gene Kelly references, and pronunciation of ‘cummerbund.’
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:10:28] — Bastrop guests Tanya and Cari appear under the Audience of One program
- Audience of One [00:10:28] — Tanya and Cari from Bastrop paid to sit in studio
Guests
- Tanya (other) [00:10:28] — Bastrop resident who created viral Jade Helm spoof video, lost home in fire, came in as Audience of One
- Cari (other) [00:10:28] — Bastrop resident, co-creator of viral Jade Helm spoof video with Tanya
Callers
- Chris [00:00:02] — Wild hog research and hunting programs across Texas Provided information about hog control efforts killing 3 million hogs per year; discussed animal highway overpasses as potential solution
- Amanda (LaGrange) [00:01:55] — How to cook wild hog to remove gamey taste Dale questioned why you’d need to soak wild hog in milk when you could just buy bacon; conversation ended lightheartedly
- Lee (Katy) [00:48:00] — Sandra Bland should have complied with officer Told Dale ‘let me talk for a minute,’ which enraged Dale who hung up on him; Lee called back and cursed at Carissa repeatedly, leading to an extended rant from Dale
- unnamed [00:53:53] — Waller County police have bad reputation Shared story about avoiding Waller County when traveling; Dale kept her on because she didn’t tell him how to run the show
- Steven [00:54:38] — Got pulled over in Austin for lane change near light Story was confusing and went nowhere; Dale lost patience
- John [00:56:13] — Question about when cops have to declare reason for stop Brief discussion about legal requirements; no clear answer given
- Mark [00:42:59] — DPS training – violators school with civilians playing uncooperative drivers Provided insider information about how DPS trains cadets to handle difficult traffic stops
Quotes
They tested 87,000 people and caught exactly one drug cheat.
Dale Dudley [00:08:45]
He’s a baby and he’s a pussy. That’s why he wants her out of the car.
Dale Dudley [00:32:34]
The police are not gods. Their only job is to serve the public and keep people safe.
Dale Dudley [00:41:23]
This is called the Dudley and Bob show, not the Lee has an opinion show.
Dale Dudley [00:49:11]