Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, August 21, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Secrets Secrets
Dale discusses missing out on investing in Deep Eddie Vodka, which sold for over $500 million. The hosts discuss the Ashley Madison hack, with Josh Duggar being found in the database and military personnel facing potential consequences. Birthday call pranks are replayed, and the show touches on various topics including fast food incidents, working experiences, and upcoming events.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:06] — Standard show introduction with Daniel Gallo reading the opening disclaimer and introducing the cast.
- Deep Eddie Vodka Sale [00:01:16] — Dale announces Deep Eddie vodka sold for over $500 million and expresses regret over not investing $70,000 when his friend did, missing out on millions.
- Ashley Madison Hack Discussion [00:13:03] — Dale discusses the Ashley Madison hack, including Josh Duggar being found with two profiles and military personnel using their government email addresses on the site.
- Museum of Science and Technology [00:16:12] — Discussion about the Texas Museum of Science and Technology in Cedar Park hosting the Bodies exhibition, with Dale describing the creepy nature of the plastinated bodies in sports poses.
- Birthday Call Pranks [00:26:06] — Daniel plays birthday call recordings featuring humorous names like ‘Fister Bottom’ and ‘Loose Gunt’, which Dale praises as excellent production work.
- Rigor’s Call on Ashley Madison [00:28:06] — Long-time caller Rigor calls to discuss whether government employees using Ashley Madison on taxpayer-funded equipment should be terminated.
- Checkers Floor Bun Video [00:36:49] — Discussion of viral video showing Checkers employee rubbing a bun on the floor, including the company’s official response video.
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:13:10] — Dale mentions upcoming mini God Squad segment about Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison profiles
- The Sideshow [00:43:39] — Discussion about naming and promoting the upcoming live podcast recording at Cap City Comedy Club
Callers
- Rigor (regular) [00:28:06] — Whether government employees found on Ashley Madison should be terminated for using taxpayer-funded equipment Led to discussion about private behavior vs. public employment. Dale was somewhat sympathetic, Bob disagreed with firing people for private life choices. Caller also revealed he’s going on the show’s cruise.
Quotes
All I had to do was give up 70 grand
Dale Dudley [00:02:35]
That’s where I wish I was a believer in religion because then we’re gonna screw up it’s always this other dudes fault
Dale Dudley [00:13:26]
Part 2: Fear and Sadness
Part 2 centers on Dale’s regret over not investing in Deep Eddy Vodka, which just sold for around $100 million. The hosts mock Daniel Gallo’s fear of heights and a Vancouver suspension bridge he refuses to cross. Dale delivers a ‘mini God Squad’ segment criticizing megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar’s jet fundraising, Fox News commenters attacking Jimmy Carter after his cancer announcement, and Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison scandal. Trump’s refusal to apologize for using the term ‘anchor baby’ is praised for being anti-political-correctness, though Dale disagrees with his immigration stance.
Segments
- Deep Eddy Vodka Sale [00:00:00] — Dale laments not investing in Deep Eddy Vodka, which just sold. Bob calculates Dale would have only netted a few million after taxes and divorce. Dale reveals his audible book earned him $55.
- Daniel’s Wedding Trip to Vancouver [00:08:16] — The crew discusses Daniel’s upcoming trip to Vancouver for his second wedding to his wife. They mock his extreme fear of heights, including the Capilano Suspension Bridge, which even dogs cross.
- Hyde Park Segregation History [00:18:43] — Dale plays KXAN report on Hyde Park developer M.M. Shipe, who marketed the Austin neighborhood as ‘exclusively for whites’ at the turn of the century. Daniel notes similar racist history throughout Texas.
- Donald Trump and Political Correctness [00:22:05] — Dale praises Trump’s refusal to apologize for using ‘anchor baby’ despite a reporter calling it offensive, though Dale clarifies he doesn’t support Trump’s immigration policies or presidency.
- 60-Year Wedding Cake Tradition [00:23:02] — The hosts discuss a couple who ate their 60-year-old wedding cake, stored in a coffee can at room temperature, not even frozen.
- Boston Hate Crime [00:33:00] — Two brothers in Dorchester beat and urinated on a homeless Hispanic man, claiming they did it ‘for Trump.’ Dale discusses Boston’s violent history.
- Mini God Squad: Creflo Dollar’s Jet [00:43:00] — Dale plays audio of megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar justifying his need for a private jet, saying critics ‘don’t understand’ and are ‘looking through the wrong lens.’
- Jimmy Carter Cancer and Fox News Hate [00:47:03] — Dale reads vicious Fox News comments attacking Jimmy Carter after his cancer announcement, including tweets celebrating his illness and blaming it on supporting gay rights.
- 92-Year-Old Kicked Out of Church [00:49:50] — A Georgia church expelled a 92-year-old woman for insufficient tithing despite her being ‘sick and shut in.’
- Josh Duggar Ashley Madison Scandal [00:52:02] — Dale covers Josh Duggar’s confession to cheating on his wife via Ashley Madison after previously being exposed for molesting his sisters. The family keeps editing his apology statement to remove references to pornography addiction.
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:43:00] — Dale called it a ‘mini God Squad’ covering Creflo Dollar, Jimmy Carter hate, church tithing scandal, and Josh Duggar
- The Sideshow [00:57:33] — Dale promotes the September 3rd live Sideshow at Cap City Comedy Club, mentions telling a pornography story on the podcast
Guests
- Chuy (Eric Alderete) (other) [00:11:39] — Briefly in-studio, planning to go to Vancouver with Daniel for the wedding
- Kaden Fonseca (other) [00:11:02] — Bob’s 16-year-old son, asked if he would cross the Capilano bridge
- Araceli Della Recce (other) [00:13:31] — Audience of One visitor; Dale jokingly tries to set her up with Chuy
Text Line
- [00:00:04] Deep Eddy Vodka sold for $100 million — read by Unknown Triggered Dale’s extended lament about not investing in the company
Quotes
$55. Dr. Zim’s Elixir took eight months to record and edit.
Dale Dudley [00:00:59]
I’ll use the word anchor baby. Excuse me, I’ll use the word anchor baby.
Donald Trump (audio) [00:29:29]
If I don’t know you and I say something that offends you, I don’t care.
Dale Dudley [00:30:09]
America is not not great because Hispanics are coming across the border illegally.
Dale Dudley [00:39:22]
How great it would be if we just had the devil to blame for things.
Dale Dudley [00:45:04]
Part 3: Tommy Johnagin
Comedian Tommy Johnagin visits for the second hour, discussing relationships, cheating, the Ashley Madison hack, and his philosophy on marriage. The conversation turns personal when Tommy reveals he recently quit drinking after waking up in a stranger’s house. The show wraps with ‘What We Got Wrong,’ where listeners correct factual errors from the week, and Dale reveals he has atrial fibrillation.
Segments
- Ashley Madison Hack Discussion [00:00:00] — The hosts discuss checking co-workers’ emails against the Ashley Madison hack database during the commercial break. Dale finds only Daniel’s old fake account from when Noel Bitterman was on the show.
- Tommy Johnagin Introduction [00:00:44] — Tommy arrives and the hosts recall his previous appearance where he cried after a breakup in a Walmart parking lot and his ex called the cops on him.
- Pineapple Shopping Cart Theory [00:02:55] — Matt claims that an upside-down pineapple in a woman’s shopping cart signals she’s looking to cheat. The hosts mock this idea relentlessly.
- Tommy’s Relationship Philosophy [00:06:43] — Tommy explains his ‘onion theory’ of cheating — he doesn’t want to know about it if his girlfriend cheats. The hosts discuss how women always have a plan before leaving relationships.
- Stephanie Calls In [00:09:21] — Caller Stephanie argues that women DO tell men what’s wrong repeatedly, but men just don’t listen. Bob pushes back with his own relationship experience.
- Business Trip Anxiety [00:14:03] — The hosts discuss the ‘clinking’ — when Bob hears glasses clinking in the background when his wife calls from business trips. Tommy advocates for ignorance as bliss.
- Tommy’s Second Child and Marriage Views [00:19:28] — Tommy reveals his girlfriend is pregnant with their second daughter. He explains why he thinks marriage is ‘an outdated dumb thing’ that they’ll eventually do anyway.
- Paranormal Dating Site [00:23:07] — Dale shares a dating site for people who believe in ghosts, Bigfoot, UFOs, and alternative medicine. This leads to a discussion about what the cast believes in.
- Haunted Houses and Ghost Hunters [00:25:55] — The crew debates staying in haunted locations. Carissa describes the Myrtles Plantation visit. Matt expresses anger at Ghost Hunters and EVP claims.
- Time Travel and Physics Debate [00:30:00] — Carissa discusses time travel romance novels and Stephen Hawking’s theories. The hosts mock her explanation mercilessly, particularly when she mentions smuggling alcohol in 1715.
- Caden’s Awkwardness [00:34:40] — Bob’s 16-year-old son Caden sits in studio. Dale refuses to discuss porn in front of him. The hosts notice Caden has been flexing for the attractive Audience of One.
- Daniel’s Spectrum Moment [00:36:30] — Tommy accidentally references being ‘on the scale’ which sets off Daniel, who believes everyone thinks he has autism (the ‘A word’). Daniel gets genuinely upset.
- What We Got Wrong [00:41:28] — The weekly segment where listeners correct factual errors. Corrections include Dale mispronouncing Neil deGrasse Tyson’s name, claims about Mack Brown’s recruiting, and Daniel’s claim about Home Depot being one of the first stores.
- Home Depot and City Boundaries Confusion [00:43:15] — Daniel insists Sunset Valley is part of Austin. The hosts explain it’s its own city with its own police force, which genuinely surprises Daniel.
- Tommy’s Sobriety Revelation [00:51:38] — Tommy reveals he quit drinking three weeks ago after blacking out and waking up in a stranger’s house where people were doing cocaine. Carissa debates whether marijuana use counts as sobriety.
- Dale’s Heart Condition [00:56:13] — Dale reveals he has atrial fibrillation (holiday heart) caused by drinking. He admits the taste and feeling of his first drink is more important to him than living.
Recurring Bits
- What We Got Wrong [00:41:28] — Weekly segment where listeners correct factual errors from the previous week. Daniel takes heat for his Home Depot claim.
- The Sideshow [00:57:21] — Dale promotes the upcoming live podcast recording at Cap City Comedy Club on September 3rd. Mentions they’ll record the regular Sideshow podcast after the radio show ends.
- Audience of One [00:05:06] — A listener is sitting in the studio during the show. She’s on the floor, visible only as a ‘talking head’ from Dale’s perspective. Caden appears to be flexing for her.
Guests
- Tommy Johnagin (comedian) [00:00:44] — Performing at Cap City Comedy Club all weekend. Returns after appearing on the show about a year ago. Recently quit drinking (three weeks sober).
- Caden (Bob’s son) (other) [00:20:55] — Bob’s 16-year-old son sits in studio as a guest. The hosts note he’s been flexing and trying to impress the Audience of One.
Callers
- Stephanie [00:09:39] — Women warning men before breakups She argues that women DO tell men repeatedly what’s wrong, but men hear ‘hints’ instead of direct warnings. Dale and Bob push back on this claim.
- Charles [00:18:00] — Borderline personality disorder Called to discuss borderline disorder after deployment but became incoherent and confused. The hosts hung up on him quickly. Matt compared him to Carissa’s rambling style.
Quotes
If you put an upside-down pineapple in your cart, that means you’re good to go.
Matt Bearden [00:03:52]
I look at cheating like onions. You can cook them in and not tell me.
Tommy Johnagin [00:08:40]
Would you rather ruin your life because she banged a guy on a work trip?
Tommy Johnagin [00:15:55]
That’s double selfish. I’m selfish so I’m going to nail somebody, and I’m so selfish I’m going to ruin someone else’s life.
Bob Fonseca [00:16:19]
The taste of booze and the feeling I get from that first drink is more important to me than living.
Dale Dudley [00:54:34]