Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, September 30, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Gondola Future
The show opens with Dale discussing Austin’s proposed gondola transit system, which sparks a debate with Matt about its viability versus buses. Carissa reveals she had to pay $600 to her old apartment complex for repairs, leading to advice from callers about Texas property law. The crew discusses ACL Festival food, with Matt joking about listeners photographing Daniel eating (‘Daniel Safari’), which upsets Daniel enough to threaten not attending ACL.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:01] — Show introduction with cast introductions and Dale apologizing for something.
- Gondola Proposal Discussion [00:09:00] — Dale introduces story about Austin spending $15,000 to study gondola transit system. Matt strongly opposes it, arguing for buses instead.
- Daniel and Heights [00:14:00] — Discussion of whether Daniel would ride the proposed gondola given his fear of heights.
- War on Halloween [00:19:00] — Dale discusses Home Depot pulling a ‘Scary Peeper’ Halloween decoration after complaints it trivializes voyeurism.
- Dale’s Daughter Curses [00:21:00] — Dale tells story about his daughter Alison repeating curse words she heard at school.
- Carissa’s Apartment Dispute [00:32:00] — Carissa reveals she paid $600 to her old apartment complex (Mesh) for painting and carpet replacement she believes wasn’t done.
- Property Law Advice [00:34:00] — Caller Denise from property management explains Texas law says landlords cannot charge for normal wear and tear like painting.
- ACL Festival Food [00:41:00] — Crew goes through Culture Map’s ACL food recommendations including kimchi fries, mighty cone, and various vendors.
- Daniel Safari Bit [00:46:00] — Matt suggests listeners photograph Daniel eating at ACL for prizes. Daniel gets upset and threatens not to attend ACL, eventually forcing them to cancel the bit.
Callers
- Denise [00:34:00] — Texas property law regarding apartment charges for normal wear and tear Provided legal advice that painting is considered normal wear and tear, though Carissa had already paid. Offered to send property code information.
Quotes
This entire city has rejected a clean Wi-Fi enabled train
Matt Bearden [00:12:43]
I’ve never woken up the next morning and wish I had drank the night before
Dale Dudley [00:21:05]
The most expensive thing in the world is being poor
Matt Bearden [00:37:16]
Part 2: 70’s Quiz
The hosts give away ACL three-day passes and a sold-out Saturday pass via a 1970s music quiz competition. Dale, Bob, and Matt compete by identifying songs from one-second clips. Bob wins in a dramatic tiebreaker after multiple rounds end in three-way ties. The segment also features Dale complaining about an entitled millennial real estate video and discussion of Texas abortion law requiring burial/cremation of fetal remains.
Segments
- Show open and water plea [00:00:03] — Dale opens the hour promoting the upcoming 70s music challenge for ACL tickets and asks listeners to bring cheap water in exchange for mentions.
- Trump vs. JFK debate parody [00:00:53] — Dale plays and discusses a video mashup of Donald Trump digitally inserted into a 1960 JFK-Nixon debate.
- Kiefer Sutherland for President [00:05:01] — Dale proposes Kiefer Sutherland from ‘Designated Survivor’ would make a better president than Trump, describing the show’s premise.
- Entitled millennial realtor rant [00:06:47] — Dale plays and mocks a viral video of Jesse Lee Ward complaining about an Austin realtor who didn’t respond fast enough, constantly bragging about her wealth and designer items.
- Texas abortion funeral law [00:20:14] — The hosts discuss a new Texas law requiring burial or cremation of fetal remains from abortions and miscarriages, criticizing the financial burden and invasion of privacy.
- Clown sightings and sheriff warning [00:32:10] — Dale reads a Missouri sheriff’s warning about clown sightings and the Facebook comments, revealing he got blocked by the sheriff’s page.
- 70s music quiz begins [00:38:00] — Dale, Bob, and Matt compete identifying 1970s songs from one-second clips for ACL ticket giveaway. Callers pick which host they think will win.
- Tiebreaker rounds [00:51:33] — After the initial ten songs end in a three-way tie at 7-7-6, multiple tiebreaker songs are played with increasing chaos until Bob wins.
- Winners announced [00:56:03] — Chuck (who picked Bob) wins Saturday ACL passes; Laney (who also picked Bob) wins three-day passes for next weekend.
Recurring Bits
- Who Will Know It, Man [00:38:00] — 70s music quiz variant with Dale, Bob, and Matt competing to identify songs from one-second clips
Guests
- Jesse Lee Ward (other) [00:06:47] — Not in-studio; her viral video complaining about Austin realtor Cord Shiflet was played and mocked extensively
Callers
- Laney (regular) [00:43:37] — Called to participate in 70s quiz giveaway, picked Bob Fonseca Won three-day ACL passes for next weekend after Bob won the quiz. Revealed she’s 23 with a two-year-old child.
- Chuck [00:44:02] — Called to participate in 70s quiz giveaway, picked Dale Won Saturday ACL passes as second place prize after Dale came in second in the quiz
- Steve [00:44:10] — Called to participate in quiz but both Dale and Bob were already picked Picked Matt, who came in third. Got nothing but Dale joked about blocking him.
Quotes
I love the fact that people will spend their time being angry and I won’t go there
Dale Dudley [00:01:09]
3500 square feet is a big house. I live in a house outside.
Dale Dudley [00:12:34]
Nobody in business in Austin judges anyone on their looks because everybody knows someone with a hole in their t-shirt might be a multi-millionaire
Dale Dudley [00:17:00]
Greg Abbott’s not doing it because he loves the sanctity of life. They just want to get re-elected by their base
Dale Dudley [00:24:04]
Part 3: We are the World
The final part of the September 30, 2016 show features wide-ranging discussions including Hippie Hollow stories (Austin’s nude beach), a viral scammer troll call, Trump campaign updates including birtherism and tax returns, and ends with an extended R-rated segment about what should be banned in pornography. The hosts announce no Sideshow podcast today due to ACL weekend.
Segments
- Francisco Santos GoFundMe update [00:00:00] — Dale updates listeners on donations to help a hospitalized family man with seven kids who faces homelessness. Anonymous donor gave $400, others contributed $200 and $1,000.
- Hippie Hollow nude beach stories [00:01:00] — Extended discussion of Austin’s only nude beach, featuring Dale’s story of being propositioned by a naked man, Matt’s embarrassing encounter while locked out of his car with his roommate arriving, and a recent arrest there.
- Phone scammer trolling audio [00:16:00] — Dale plays viral audio of someone trolling an IRS scammer by pretending to buy Target gift cards, wasting 34 minutes of the scammer’s time before confronting them.
- Scott Gilmore birthday surprise [00:22:00] — Hosts discover it’s their boss Scott Gilmore’s 34th birthday and give out his phone number on air (512-459-2222) for listeners to text him birthday wishes.
- Trump Dump segment [00:27:00] — Discussion of Trump continuing birtherism claims, his debate performance assertions, Kellyanne Conway being grilled by Whoopi Goldberg, and Trump’s marital history comments.
- Fox News birtherism panel [00:30:00] — Dale plays clip of three white Fox News panelists debating whether birtherism is racist, with them concluding it’s not about race but nationality.
- Dale’s lost friendship over politics [00:42:00] — Dale reveals he’s lost his best friend since age 14 (after whom he named his son) over Trump support, questioning how someone who shares his background could support Trump.
- What to ban in porn [00:48:00] — Extended R-rated discussion where hosts and callers debate what should be banned in pornography, including spitting, gagging, high-def, various categories, and more. Caller Josh wins Pretenders tickets.
Recurring Bits
- Trump Dump [00:27:00] — Daily Trump campaign coverage including birtherism, tax returns, and campaign controversies
- The Sideshow [00:59:00] — Hosts announce they’re skipping the Sideshow podcast today due to ACL weekend and exhaustion
Callers
- Rich [00:46:00] — Suggesting Gary Johnson as alternative presidential candidate Brief discussion of Johnson’s recent gaffes and Dale’s election fears
- Josh [00:55:00] — Would ban talking and plot in porn Won Pretenders tickets for Halloween show at ACL Live
- unnamed [00:56:00] — Called to say he farted Became ‘the best call we’ve ever gotten’ according to Matt
- unnamed [00:57:00] — Would ban gay porn and ladyboy porn Dale pressed him to choose which he preferred, revealing conflicted feelings; hosts mocked him
Quotes
I stumbled upon a dude-sickle in the woods at Hippie Hollow
Matt Bearden [00:12:00]
You are an inbred mother piece of… Stop scamming people!
Phone scammer troll [00:18:00]
I’m 55 years old and I’ve never been scared during an election before
Dale Dudley [00:42:00]
I farted
Caller [00:56:00]