Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, October 3, 2016
This Show
Part 1: ACL HANGOVER #1
The hosts return Monday morning with ACL hangovers from the first weekend of Austin City Limits. Dale fails to watch Bob’s recommended show Quarry, complains about fantasy football losses, and discusses his ancestry research that led him to discover a relative died in a San Antonio insane asylum. The crew discusses ACL experiences, UT football troubles (Charlie Strong taking over defensive duties after losses), Halloween decorations, commercial jingle history following the death of the Oscar Mayer Wiener song writer, and wraps with Animal Cavalcade featuring a bear attack survivor’s video and toad stacking.
Segments
- Show open and weekend check-in [00:00:19] — Dale complains Bob hasn’t watched Quarry yet despite his recommendation. Bob went to a car show in Fort Worth, Dale set up Halloween decorations and tried to scare his wife.
- Fantasy football frustration [00:03:35] — Dale laments having the third most points in the league but being down four games. He went to bed drunk at 7pm Sunday upset about losing to Bob.
- Daniel’s ACL weekend [00:05:00] — Daniel attended ACL weekend one in the media area (not VIP), had Mighty Cone and free Flying Saucer pizza. Discusses the relocated media area and lack of Uber/Lyft.
- Ancestry research update [00:07:00] — Dale shares discovery that a supposed NFL player cousin may be a family lie. His research revealed an ancestor died alone in the San Antonio Insane Asylum in 1933.
- Bob’s car show trip [00:11:00] — Bob attended a massive car show at Texas Motor Speedway with 5,000 cars. Dale discusses his commute from Leander destroying his car with high mileage.
- Halloween zombie setup fail [00:12:00] — Dale set up an animatronic zombie to scare his wife when she came home but she saw the wire and ruined the surprise. He had video ready hoping to go viral.
- UT football trouble / Charlie Strong [00:22:00] — Discussion of Charlie Strong taking over defensive play-calling duties after losses. Rumors he could be fired if he doesn’t beat Oklahoma. Talk of potential replacement coaches like Tom Herman.
- Oscar Mayer jingle writer dies [00:24:00] — Richard Trentlage, 87, who wrote the Oscar Mayer Wiener song, ‘Buckle Up for Safety,’ and other jingles, passed away. The hosts remember various classic commercial jingles.
- Classic commercial fails [00:29:00] — The crew watches and reacts to infamous commercials including AIDS diet candy, Tiddy Bear, Ball Buster game, Baby Wee Wee, and the Wonder Boner fish deboning tool.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:39:00] — Segment featuring: man with 25-inch neck resembling an ostrich, graphic bear attack survivor video from Montana, bear raiding Canadian farm unbothered by dog, dolphin landing on surfer’s board, crocodile scared off by flip-flop, Australian toad stacking, and python biting man during selfie attempt.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:39:00] — Monday edition featuring bear attack survivor, dolphin surfing, toad stacking, and python selfie gone wrong
Music
- Gary Hoey — Show open music
Quotes
25 years is long enough. Maybe it’s time for a sister wife.
Dale Dudley [00:01:52]
I’m going to go viral like CJ never has.
Dale Dudley [00:14:00]
I’d just go back to the wishbone, I guess.
Matt Bearden [00:27:00]
Part 2: Facts Schmacts
Dale and the cast discuss Donald Trump’s tax controversy, with Dale defending Trump’s legal use of tax loopholes while criticizing Rush Limbaugh for telling people to ignore fact-checkers. PopCop delivers celebrity news jokes. The show also covers local Austin news including a house stuck in a road, features multiple viral videos, and debates workplace theft after Daniel jokes about taking paper towels from work. Matt performs his recurring PopCop segment.
Segments
- Cowboys and Fantasy Football Talk [00:00:01] — Dale and Bob discuss the Cowboys win and their fantasy football matchup, with Dale leading by six points.
- Comedy Cruise Promo [00:00:44] — Dale promotes the Dudley and Bob Comedy Cruise scheduled for August 6-13, mentioning Jimmy Roulette, Mike McCray, and Matt Bearden will attend.
- ACL Passes Giveaway [00:01:37] — Dale announces they have passes for the sold-out final weekend of Austin City Limits festival.
- PopCop [00:02:20] — Matt performs his celebrity news segment with jokes about Kim Kardashian’s robbery, Ron Jeremy hitting a pedestrian, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris, and Wonder Woman being bisexual.
- Ex-Austin Reporter Jailed for Stalking [00:06:48] — Dale discusses a former KTBC reporter who was sentenced to prison for stalking and harassing a former boss and his wife.
- House Stuck in Road [00:09:23] — The hosts watch a Fox 7 report about a house stuck in the middle of East Live Oak Street in South Austin after workers got the incorrect permit.
- Trump Tax Returns Story [00:13:01] — Dale explains the New York Times report showing Trump took a $918 million loss in 1995 that could have allowed him to avoid paying taxes for 18 years, defending it as legal but noting it looks bad.
- Chris Christie Defends Trump Taxes [00:16:53] — The hosts play audio of Chris Christie defending Trump’s tax practices as following the law.
- Rudy Giuliani on Infidelity [00:20:28] — Audio of Giuliani saying ‘everybody’ has infidelity issues and he confesses to a priest, prompting Dale to criticize religious hypocrisy.
- WikiLeaks Wednesday Announcement Canceled [00:25:17] — Dale mentions WikiLeaks canceled a balcony announcement that was supposed to end Hillary Clinton’s career due to security concerns.
- Rush Limbaugh on Fact-Checking [00:26:51] — Dale plays clips of Rush Limbaugh telling listeners not to trust fact-checkers, becoming increasingly angry about the message and wishing death on Limbaugh.
- Christian Author Criticizes Trump Support [00:35:06] — Dale plays audio of Christian author Philip Yancey saying he cannot understand how evangelical Christians can support Trump.
- Video Shmideos – Plane Landing [00:38:00] — Dale shows a crosswind landing video from Birmingham, England where a plane has to abort and go around.
- Skydiving Malfunction Video [00:44:02] — The hosts watch a video of a skydiver whose main parachute malfunctions and she has to deploy her reserve at very low altitude.
- Chuck E. Cheese Brawl [00:46:55] — Multiple couples fighting in a large melee at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant.
- Georgia TV Studio Fight [00:51:00] — Video of a political fight breaking out on a TV show in the country of Georgia, with people throwing glasses.
- Zip Ties Controversy [00:53:44] — Daniel defends taking five zip ties from ACL after asking permission, with the hosts debating whether it was stealing.
- Apple Store Destruction in France [00:56:06] — Video of a man using a metal ball bearing to smash every phone and iPad in an Apple Store in France after being denied a refund.
- J.R. Brow Comedy Show Giveaway [00:58:38] — Matt offers guest list spots for J.R. Brow’s headlining show at Cap City Comedy Club.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:20] — Matt delivers celebrity news with comedic commentary and the signature ‘PopCop’ vocal drop after each joke
Text Line
- [00:53:44] Someone texted about Daniel taking zip ties from ACL — read by Unknown Led to a debate about whether Daniel was stealing or if asking permission made it acceptable
Quotes
Everybody does, and I’m a Roman Catholic, and I confess those things.
Rudy Giuliani [00:20:50]
If I cheat on my wife, it would be my fault, and it would also be very stupid.
Dale Dudley [00:23:00]
Rush Limbaugh is trying to tell you people, quit listening to facts.
Dale Dudley [00:27:04]
Why doesn’t Rush Limbaugh get cancer and die? I wish I had magical powers.
Dale Dudley [00:30:12]
Part 3: CJ’s ACL interview and ticket giveaway
This segment focuses on an ACL weekend ticket giveaway that devolves into chaos as Dale conducts a poorly-received coin flip contest. The hosts discuss ACL gossip, including CJ ruining a nearby station’s interview, Daniel’s zip-tie incident, and various festival stories. The show ends with the hosts acknowledging it’s ‘the worst show they’ve done in 10 years,’ with multiple staff members absent after the festival weekend.
Segments
- Chuck E. Cheese Alcohol Fight Story [00:00:01] — Caller Wes from Houston describes a near-fight at Chuck E. Cheese where adults were playing strip poker and drinking at a 3-year-old’s birthday party, complete with concerns about a switchblade used to cut the cake.
- Fast Food Fanatic – Sonic Racist Receipt [00:04:40] — Discussion of a Sonic in Dallas-Fort Worth where receipts had racial slurs on them instead of customer names, with news report audio played.
- Carnegie Deli and Other Fast Food News [00:09:09] — Brief coverage of Carnegie Deli in NYC closing, Krispy Kreme’s Reese’s donut (only in Australia), and Jack in the Box’s Brunchfest menu.
- CJ’s ACL Interview Incident [00:12:12] — CJ explains how he ruined an interview by 101X with the band Naked and Famous by shrieking during a fake radio break, with audio of the interview played showing the disruption.
- ACL Gossip and Daniel’s Zip-Ties [00:14:56] — CJ shares stories from ACL including a drunk guest being kicked off stage and Daniel being mistaken for a thief when taking zip ties, with a new PC not knowing he worked at the station.
- ACL Ticket Giveaway Contest [00:20:41] — Dale attempts to give away ACL tickets using a ‘Why do you deserve them?’ format, explicitly ruling out cancer and death stories, leading to increasingly chaotic phone calls.
- Coin Flip Contest [00:28:32] — Unable to decide between callers, Dale conducts an elaborate coin flip elimination contest that he acknowledges is ‘the worst radio I’ve ever done in my entire life.’ Amy wins.
- Runburg Underpass Accident [00:33:00] — Matt reports an 18-wheeler jackknifed and destroyed all the beautification work at the Runburg Underpass.
- Commodore 64 Computer Story [00:34:12] — Discussion of a repair shop in Gdansk, Poland still using a Commodore 64 computer for operations, leading to memories of early computers.
- British Curse Words Ranking [00:37:21] — Dale reads through a UK regulator’s official ranking of British swear words by offensiveness, from mild (arse, bloody) to strongest (C-word, F-word).
- ACL Wrap-Up and Show Critique [00:42:29] — Daniel and Carissa share final ACL observations including Chuy’s date, topless attendees, and creative flags. Dale repeatedly declares it ‘the worst show we’ve done in 10 years’ and ends early.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:04:40] — Coverage of Sonic racist receipt controversy, Carnegie Deli closing, Krispy Kreme Reese’s donut, and Jack in the Box Brunchfest
Callers
- Wes (Houston, Texas) [00:00:13] — Chuck E. Cheese putting alcohol back and a near-fight at a kid’s birthday party with strip poker and a switchblade Provided entertaining story about inappropriate adult behavior at a children’s venue, admitted to being a ‘prejudiced redneck’
- Steve [00:22:32] — ACL tickets – didn’t listen to the question Immediately rejected for not listening
- Heath [00:22:52] — ACL tickets – no answer prepared Rejected for calling without thinking of an answer
- Kirk [00:23:08] — ACL tickets – claimed ‘heartbreak of psoriasis’ Dale noted his son has psoriasis, but moved on to other callers
- unnamed (Austin (McCallum High School graduate)) [00:24:00] — ACL tickets – hasn’t been in five years, born in Austin Made it to the finalist round but wasn’t very excited about going, eventually lost coin flip
- Jacques [00:25:00] — ACL tickets – promised to yell ‘Stevie’ at everyone for three days Made finalist round, lost in coin flip
- James [00:25:40] — ACL tickets – immediately told to get off phone Hung up on immediately
- Courtney [00:25:54] — ACL tickets – has a ‘horrible little three-year-old’ and wants to treat her husband Made finalist round after kissing ass as a ‘huge fan,’ lost coin flip
- Nate [00:26:30] — ACL tickets – friends working bars, could drink for free Failed when he said his drink preference was vodka instead of Mighty Swell Cocktails
- John [00:27:40] — ACL tickets – wanted to meet the hosts Told the hosts don’t want to meet listeners and won’t be accessible
- Jason [00:28:16] — ACL tickets – kids with ex, fans of show, locals, will ‘do a number two before going’ Made finalist round, lost coin flip
- Amy [00:28:55] — ACL tickets – longtime fan, gave Dale bubble bath, left Twitter Won the coin flip contest and received the tickets
- unnamed (Monahans, Texas) [00:33:28] — Called after tickets were gone, claimed to be from prison destroying Dale’s enemies Told to call back tomorrow for more tickets
Quotes
I’m not a racist. Here it comes again.
Dale Dudley [00:02:00]
The tent next to us was interviewing Naked and Famous and picked up my audio.
CJ Morgan [00:12:24]
There’s going to be somebody with cancer. Those aren’t going to win.
Dale Dudley [00:21:08]
This is the worst radio I’ve ever done in my entire life.
Dale Dudley [00:31:08]
This is the worst show we’ve done since the beginning of the summer.
Dale Dudley [00:43:48]