Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, October 12, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Lambs and Sheeps
Dale discusses his panic attack before doing AM talk radio and considers quitting due to the station’s political climate. The show gets derailed into a long debate about voting after Dale criticizes people who didn’t register by yesterday’s deadline. Daniel admits confusion about whether a lamb is a baby sheep, and Matt updates the saga of his daughter’s lost stuffed animal ‘Lammy’ at a Universal Studios hotel.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:08] — Bob delivers the opening announcements and introduces Dale, who acknowledges yesterday’s show was rough and discusses his views on religion being ‘mostly fake.’
- Dale’s Panic Attack [00:03:05] — Dale describes having an unattached panic attack while driving to do AM talk radio, feeling nauseous and overwhelmed, and considering quitting the AM gig because the political environment makes him uncomfortable.
- Lammy Update [00:09:08] — Caller Jacob asks for an update on Matt’s daughter’s lost stuffed lamb. Matt explains the hotel eventually sent a more helpful staff member but Lammy is likely gone forever. They found a replacement on eBay from a two-star seller.
- Lamb vs. Sheep Confusion [00:12:53] — Daniel reveals he doesn’t know the difference between a lamb and a sheep, leading to an extended comic tangent where he also doesn’t understand what ‘gestation’ means despite bringing up elephant gestation periods.
- Voter Registration Confrontation [00:24:52] — Dale confronts Carissa and Daniel about not registering to vote by yesterday’s deadline. Carissa becomes defensive, saying it’s a right not a duty and she doesn’t feel educated enough. Dale argues strongly that it’s a civic duty.
- Open Letter to Non-Voters [00:31:03] — Dale reads a satirical letter from ‘Christoph the Insulter’ calling non-voters bastards and accusing them of taking democracy for granted.
- Listener Calls on Voting [00:37:23] — Multiple callers weigh in on the voting debate, with most supporting Dale’s position that voting is a duty, though some defend the right not to vote.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:09:13] — Caller Jacob references Monday’s Sideshow and asks about Lammy. Dale reminds him that what happens on the Sideshow stays on the Sideshow because people pay for it.
Callers
- Jacob [00:09:10] — Asking for an update on Lammy and referencing something Dale said on the Sideshow Dale shut down the Sideshow discussion but allowed the Lammy update to proceed, leading to a long segment about the lost stuffed animal
- Kathy [00:37:23] — Lost a friend over this election; criticizes people bringing up Bill Clinton’s history instead of focusing on Trump vs Hillary Matt clarified he was comparing the defense of sexual assault, not the candidates themselves. Brief discussion then moved to next caller
- Joe [00:39:20] — Argued that the Constitution says voting is a right, not a duty, and questioned how individuals compete with corporate campaign contributions Dale countered that soldiers dying for voting rights made it a duty, and reminded him local elections matter too. Call ended without resolution
- Ryan [00:41:31] — 24-year-old sympathizing with Carissa about voter apathy, citing Noam Chomsky and the ‘broken duopoly’ Matt argued that low voter registration is exactly why the duopoly has power. Dale insisted Chomsky never said don’t participate. Call didn’t change Ryan’s mind
Quotes
I can’t be part of the defense of a sexual predator. I think he’s a rapist now.
Dale Dudley [00:02:54]
A lamb is a baby sheep. Like a calf is to a cow.
Dale Dudley [00:14:05]
You can’t comment on public policy if you don’t vote to change it.
Dale Dudley [00:26:18]
People have died for your right to vote. That makes it a duty.
Dale Dudley [00:37:57]
Part 2: Fast Food Fanatic and Trump Talk
This part features the recurring ‘Fast Food Fanatic’ segment but is dominated by Dale’s extensive political and religious commentary. Dale spends most of the hour ranting about conservative religious figures defending Trump, reading transcripts and playing audio of preachers, politicians, and Alex Jones. The show also includes discussion of voting registration (continuing the Carissa/Daniel storyline), discussion of a Netflix show recommendation, and various food-related news items including the five-second rule, McDonald’s retiring Ronald McDonald due to clown scares, and other fast food updates.
Segments
- Voter Registration Recap and Lamb Jokes [00:00:00] — Dale recaps what they’ve learned so far: Carissa didn’t register to vote, Daniel did and was confused by the age question. Discussion of Carissa’s anger at internet comments.
- Daniel’s Voter Registration Form Confusion [00:02:00] — Detailed discussion of Daniel being confused by the ‘Will you be 18 years of age on or before election day?’ question on the voter registration form. The hosts debate whether the question is poorly worded.
- Facebook Arguments and Political Unfriending [00:06:00] — Dale discusses unfriending someone on Facebook who made political comments about the KKK and Democrats. Brief discussion of the Southern Strategy.
- Netflix Show ‘Easy’ Discussion [00:08:00] — Matt’s recommendation of the Netflix show ‘Easy’ is discussed. Dale watched the first episode about a married couple where the wife is the breadwinner. Discussion of the show’s realistic, uncomfortably real approach to relationships.
- Five-Second Rule and Kitchen Bacteria [00:16:00] — Dale reads a New York Times article by Dr. Aaron Carroll about the five-second rule, bacteria on surfaces, and how kitchen sponges are dirtier than toilet seats.
- Fast Food Fanatic: Ronald McDonald Retired [00:20:00] — McDonald’s is benching Ronald McDonald until the creepy clown sightings blow over. Discussion of the clown scare phenomenon.
- Fast Food Fanatic: Chick-fil-A BBQ Sauce and Red Lobster [00:21:00] — Chick-fil-A is bringing back their original barbecue sauce. Red Lobster receives $575 million investment from Thai seafood exporter linked to slave labor.
- Captain Benny’s Restaurant Discussion [00:23:00] — Discussion of the boat-shaped Captain Benny’s restaurant on I-35. Daniel says if there’s a flood, he’s going there. Talk about Round Rock Donuts being named best donut shop.
- God Squad/RWNJ: Dave Daubenmire [00:30:00] — Dale plays audio of preacher Dave Daubenmire arguing Christians can’t vote for Clinton because the Bible says women shouldn’t have authority over men.
- God Squad/RWNJ: Jim Bakker [00:32:00] — Jim Bakker claims Hillary and Obama support globalism ‘just like the Antichrist’ and warns about giving away the internet.
- God Squad/RWNJ: Louie Gohmert [00:39:00] — Congressman Louie Gohmert (Tyler, Texas) on Fox News blames Trump’s vile comments on Bill Clinton’s influence, saying Trump talked like Clinton because they were friends.
- God Squad/RWNJ: Kenneth Copeland [00:44:00] — Kenneth Copeland tells viewers they’ll be ‘guilty of murder’ if they don’t vote, claiming they’ll be responsible for every abortion going forward.
- Dr. Shaw Vasectomy Sponsor Read [00:46:00] — Sponsored content for Austin Urology Institute and Dr. Shaw’s vasectomy services.
- Alex Jones: Obama and Clinton are Demons [00:51:00] — Extended playing and discussion of Alex Jones claiming Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are literal demons possessed by evil, evidenced by flies landing on them and people saying they ‘smell like sulfur.’
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:20:00] — Coverage of McDonald’s retiring Ronald McDonald, Chick-fil-A BBQ sauce return, Red Lobster investment news, Round Rock Donuts, and ice cream ramen
- God Squad [00:30:00] — Extended segment featuring audio from multiple religious figures defending Trump or attacking Clinton, including Dave Daubenmire, Jim Bakker, Louie Gohmert, Kenneth Copeland, and Alex Jones
Callers
- Karen (on MoPac) [00:00:50] — Called about Carissa not registering to vote and Daniel’s confusion about the age question Brief call, Karen expressed frustration with both situations, used hashtag #CarAzar
Quotes
Will you be 18? I wanted to mark no because I’m not gonna be 18 on the day.
Daniel Gallo [00:02:34]
My duty is to be a kind human and to live with love in service through my everyday actions.
Carissa Jade [00:09:40]
Shrimp will taste better because you’ll know it was slaved over by real slaves.
Dale Dudley [00:23:05]
She is an abject psychopathic demon from hell that’s going to try to destroy the planet.
Alex Jones (audio) [00:52:28]
They’re scared of her and they say she’s a demon and she stinks. Sulfur. They smell like hell.
Alex Jones (audio) [00:58:42]
Part 3: Housekeepers and TIM LEAGUE!!!
The show wraps with extended election talk including Alex Jones claiming Hillary and Obama are demons, Obama responding by smelling himself, and various Trump supporter clips. A lengthy, chaotic F1 ticket giveaway contest finally ends when a caller correctly guesses Vince Young was standing behind Dale at a 2014 F1 event. The hosts discuss tipping hotel housekeepers, debate whether to have intern Tracy on the show, and investigate a disturbing viral video that turns out to be actors performing a monologue.
Segments
- Election Religion Special Begins [00:00:05] — Dale returns to Alex Jones content, playing clips of Jones claiming Hillary and Obama are literal demons who smell like sulfur, then Obama’s response smelling himself on stage.
- Mike Pence Rally Clip [00:06:18] — A woman at a Pence rally says she’s ‘ready for a revolution’ if Clinton wins; Pence redirects her toward voting and election integrity.
- Trump Supporters on CNN [00:09:17] — Dale plays CNN clips of Trump supporters attempting mental gymnastics to defend Trump, including one who criticizes Beyoncé lyrics while supporting Trump’s language.
- Airco Austin Sponsor Read [00:14:00] — Dale reads a lengthy, detailed HVAC maintenance commercial written by Wes Adair, which he calls ‘the worst copy ever written’ but says Wes is a great client because he ‘gets it.’
- Trump Comments on Women [00:15:40] — Discussion of Trump blaming Mike Tyson’s rape victim and multiple clips of Trump making inappropriate comments about his daughter; debate over whether Tiffany Trump dodged a kiss.
- Housekeeper Tipping Confession [00:18:44] — Dale confesses he’s never tipped a hotel housekeeper. Matt explains he tips $3-5 per night; discussion of East Coast vs other regional tipping customs.
- F1 Contest Begins [00:21:26] — Contest launches: who was the Austin legend standing behind Dale at F1 two years ago? Phones blow up with wrong guesses including Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Tommy Lee Jones, Jesse James.
- Earl Campbell Hint [00:28:49] — A caller guesses Earl Campbell; Dale says ‘much warmer,’ steering contestants toward a sports figure rather than actor or musician.
- Vince Young Winner [00:30:48] — Sam correctly guesses Vince Young and wins three-day F1 grandstand tickets. Dale notes Vince didn’t give him his seat because ‘he didn’t give me no steak.’
- Bob Schneider Birthday Shoutout [00:32:25] — Birthday wishes to ‘King Poncho’ (Bob Schneider); Dale makes cryptic references to celebrity relationship drama, Matt warns him to back away from the mic as his counsel.
- Voting Registration Question [00:33:40] — Daniel admits he asked for help at early voting because he wasn’t sure if ‘will you be 18 on or before’ the election meant he should check yes or no, proving his literal nature.
- Tim League Award and Tracy Problem [00:35:12] — Dale mentions Tim League won a human rights award but can’t find the link. Discussion of former intern Tracy posting terrible show prep and whether to have him on as a guest.
- Oldest Possessions [00:37:35] — Bob still has a 1968 Beatles 45 (Hey Jude) he bought for 69 cents. Dale has the same checkbook cover from working at Sanger Harris in 1980. Daniel still wears clothes from age 14.
- Creepy Viral Video Investigation [00:42:06] — Dale shows a disturbing viral video of a man claiming he met a girl at the mall, revealing a tied-up woman. A missing girl’s mother thinks it’s her daughter. Daniel quickly discovers it’s actors Devin Wolf and Lucy Cavo performing a monologue.
Callers
- Matt [00:24:00] — F1 contest – guessed Lance Armstrong Wrong answer, contest continued
- Tony [00:24:26] — F1 contest – guessed Matthew McConaughey Wrong answer, contest continued
- John [00:24:48] — F1 contest – guessed Tommy Lee Jones Wrong answer, contest continued
- Kelly [00:25:04] — F1 contest – guessed Jesse James Wrong answer but made sense as a car guy; Bob joked he would have given Jesse his seat
- Kyle [00:26:04] — F1 contest – guessed Matthew McConaughey again Already guessed, contest continued
- Book Babe Linda [00:26:35] — F1 contest – guessed Richard Garriott Wrong but different guess than others
- Turd Blossom (caller’s name) [00:27:02] — F1 contest – guessed Karl Rove Wrong; prompted Dale’s rant about war criminals on TV
- Jerry [00:27:24] — F1 contest – guessed Robert Duvall Wrong; Dale clarified not an actor, musician, or hair product seller
- Stephen [00:27:42] — F1 contest – guessed Kendra Scott Wrong but they had seen her at F1 in a different area
- Chris [00:28:12] — F1 contest – guessed Turk Wrong answer
- Tyler [00:28:30] — F1 contest – had no idea Called without an answer, quickly dismissed
- Santiago [00:29:12] — F1 contest – guessed Earl Campbell Wrong but got ‘much warmer’ – steered contestants toward sports figures
- Marty [00:29:26] — F1 contest – guessed Richard Linklater Wrong, went back to movies despite Earl Campbell hint
- Sarah [00:29:49] — F1 contest – guessed Andy Roddick Wrong, getting colder; prompted Jefferson Starship jokes
- Sam [00:30:48] — F1 contest – correctly guessed Vince Young Winner! Received three-day F1 grandstand tickets
Text Line
- [00:15:02] Wes Adair texted ‘LOL yes I drink’ in response to Dale joking about him writing copy after drinking grandpa’s old cough medicine — read by Dale Dudley Dale used it to reinforce that their best clients have a sense of humor and ‘get it’
- [00:22:14] Dale’s wife texted the correct answer (Vince Young) to the contest — read by Dale Dudley Dale acknowledged she was right but she couldn’t win since she was there with them
Quotes
God damn them to hell. We’re going to find the lever to beat these people.
Alex Jones (clip) [00:02:51]
He said me and Hillary are demons, said we smell like sulfur. Ain’t that something?
Barack Obama (clip) [00:05:08]
If Hillary Clinton gets in, I’m ready for a revolution.
Woman at Pence rally (clip) [00:08:06]
I’ve never tipped a housekeeper at a hotel, ever.
Dale Dudley [00:18:54]
Vince Young was standing behind me, and I didn’t give him no seat because he didn’t give me no steak.
Dale Dudley [00:30:51]