Dudley and Bob
Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, October 24, 2016

This Show

Part 1: RIP Kevin Meaney and who likes Quarry

The show opens with Dale mourning comedian Kevin Meaney, who passed away over the weekend. The hosts discuss Meaney’s career and legacy, with Matt revealing he’s doing a Kevin Meaney impression for the comedy seance. The conversation shifts to camping trip planning, Dale’s F1 weekend confrontation, TV shows like Quarry and Westworld, and an extended Animal Cavalcade segment featuring various animal videos. The show maintains its Monday morning mix of news, personal stories, and comedy.

Segments

  • Show open and Kevin Meaney tribute [00:00:16] — Daniel delivers the show intro, followed by discussion of comedian Kevin Meaney’s death. Matt shares personal connection through Greg Fitzsimmons and reveals he’s performing as Meaney in the comedy seance.
  • Camping trip location debate [00:13:00] — Dale proposes an alternative camping location at a private ranch near Junction instead of the planned state park trip. Matt and others resist changing plans already made.
  • TV show discussion [00:19:00] — Extended conversation about Quarry, Westworld, Breaking Bad, and other shows. Dale pushes Quarry, Daniel explains his wait-and-see approach to series.
  • Joe Rogan special praise [00:23:52] — Dale enthusiastically recommends Joe Rogan’s new Netflix special ‘Triggered’, calling it excellent despite usually having trouble watching comedy from people he knows personally.
  • Animal Cavalcade [00:28:01] — Extended segment featuring various animal videos: drunk man on train tracks, giraffes chasing cyclists, dog sounds like Star Wars fighter, bear scratching, and woman getting kicked by police horse.
  • Blue Cat Cafe protest controversy tease [00:36:50] — Dale mentions protesters in masks harassing the Blue Cat Cafe owner over gentrification. Matt expresses concern about discussing it, suggesting they’ll disagree.
  • Pet ownership stories [00:40:00] — Discussion of Carissa’s childhood mice collection, sugar glider, and other unconventional pets. Dale maintains rodents are never successful pets.

Recurring Bits

  • Animal Cavalcade [00:28:01] — Extended segment featuring multiple animal videos including bears, horses, dogs, cats, and hamsters
  • Trump Dump [00:46:19] — Dale teases an upcoming Trump Dump segment, mostly funny content

Quotes

I don’t care. Kevin Meaney, I love that guy

Dale Dudley [00:02:26]

I am so lucky I dodged that bullet with stand-up

Dale Dudley [00:21:37]

Joe Rogan’s new special just absolutely rocks

Dale Dudley [00:23:03]

Get over your pinata store

Dale Dudley [00:37:00]

There’s never a successful rodent story in a home with children, ever

Dale Dudley [00:41:27]

Part 2: Taylor Swift show and ATX Gentrification

Dale recounts his experience at the Taylor Swift concert at F1, where he confronted an obnoxious Auburn frat kid in the beer line and had an emotional moment watching his daughter on his shoulders. The show also covers a protest group called Defend Our Hoods harassing the Blue Cat Cafe owner over gentrification, with Dale and Matt strongly criticizing their tactics. PopCop delivers entertainment news, and there’s discussion of a proposed Trump Hotel coming to East Austin with Chinese investors.

Segments

  • Comedy Cruise Promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the upcoming Dudley and Bob Warrior Comedy Cruise with details about booking and payment plans.
  • PopCop Segment [00:01:28] — Bob delivers entertainment news as PopCop, covering Courtney Love, Leonardo DiCaprio, Eric Trump’s lemonade scandal, Cubs World Series, and other celebrity stories.
  • Taylor Swift Concert Story [00:06:53] — Dale tells the story of attending the Taylor Swift concert at F1, including confronting an obnoxious kid in the beer line and having an emotional moment with his daughter on his shoulders.
  • Trump Dump [00:25:58] — Dale covers Trump-related news including the trump.tv domain, economic projections criticized by economists, and announces early voting starting.
  • Trump Hotel Austin Development [00:33:08] — Discussion of a proposed $130 million Trump Hotel coming to downtown Austin with Chinese investors, despite the developer’s bankruptcy filing.
  • Blue Cat Cafe Protest [00:41:03] — Extended discussion and news coverage of Defend Our Hoods protesters harassing the Blue Cat Cafe owner over gentrification, with Dale and Matt strongly criticizing their masked, intimidating tactics.
  • LaShonda Lester Benefit Announcement [00:56:59] — Matt promotes a benefit show at Punch for comedian LaShonda Lester, who is dealing with kidney failure and medical bills.

Recurring Bits

  • Pop Cop [00:01:28] — Bob delivers entertainment news in character, covering celebrity stories and scandals.
  • Trump Dump [00:25:58] — Dale covers Trump-related news including domain ownership and economic policy criticism.

Quotes

We just want a beer. Shut the hell up.

Dale Dudley [00:17:40]

It was the best time I’ve ever had with my daughter since she was born.

Dale Dudley [00:23:00]

Don’t say it’s rigged. You sound like Trump, you dummy.

Dale Dudley [00:46:00]

You are a bunch of pussoirs. You’re wimpy boys.

Dale Dudley [00:51:13]

Part 3: Dale’s large adult son and clowning on Carissa

The final part of the show centers on video segments (‘Video Schmidios’) including a viral arrest of a woman claiming to be a ‘free inhabitant,’ a car rollover caught on camera, and various news bloopers. The hosts also discuss Dale’s son Jacob being asked to play offense in flag football, mock Carissa’s appearance at Dragoween (which none of them attended), and have an extended, confused conversation about helicopter mechanics after Daniel asks whether certain helicopters can only go up and down. The segment ends with promos for an upcoming December podcast and the 2017 Comedy Cruise.

Segments

  • Blue Cat Cafe fundraiser update [00:00:00] — Dale announces the GoFundMe for Blue Cat Cafe went from $660 to… $660 during the break, joking about ‘the power of radio.’ Later reveals listeners eventually pushed it over $1,000.
  • Funniest documentary discussion [00:00:33] — Brief exchange about Dale watching the comedy documentary ‘Funniest’ and his reaction to it, noting it featured Karina Magyar.
  • Video Schmidios – Free Inhabitant arrest [00:02:02] — Dale plays viral video of woman during traffic stop claiming to be a ‘free inhabitant’ under Articles of Confederation who doesn’t need ID or license, eventually getting arrested after screaming ‘rape.’
  • Seatbelt video – car rollover [00:10:26] — Video of person singing in car suddenly rolling over, staying upright on camera due to Steadicam effect, demonstrating importance of seatbelts.
  • Harry’s razors sponsorship [00:12:00] — Extended live read for Harry’s razors, Dale explaining how expensive drugstore blades are and promoting free trial set with code ‘Dudley.’
  • Brady Campaign toddlers ad [00:14:43] — Political ad from Brady campaign satirically calling to ‘lock up toddlers’ instead of guns, playing on gun safety statistics.
  • News anchor ‘check your panties’ blooper [00:16:12] — Anchorman says ‘check your panties’ instead of ‘pantries’ during rice cooker recall story.
  • Drunk driver on highway video [00:17:08] — Truckers surround drunk driver who stopped on highway to urinate, keeping him pinned until police arrive.
  • Woman swallows stick of butter [00:19:56] — Video of woman deep-throating entire stick of butter at what appears to be a house party, hosts baffled by the scenario.
  • Reporter confronts man using racial slur [00:21:20] — Charlotte reporter confronts 21-year-old who called him the N-word during live broadcast; young man claims First Amendment rights, later arrested for disorderly conduct.
  • Blue Cat Cafe final total [00:22:07] — Dale announces listeners pushed Blue Cat Cafe GoFundMe to $1,165, exceeding the $1,000 goal after shaming them on air.
  • Dale’s son Jacob won’t play offense [00:23:20] — Dale tells story of coach asking him to convince Jacob to play offense in flag football, but Jacob refuses despite being one of fastest kids, preferring defense only.
  • Fast Food Fanatic – KFC lawsuit [00:30:32] — Woman named Anna Wurtzberger suing KFC for $20 million claiming bucket was only half full, not overflowing like in advertisements.
  • Home Slice Pizza named best bargain dining [00:34:02] — TripAdvisor names Home Slice as one of best budget dining spots; Bob explains how South Congress locations dominate ‘best of’ lists because that’s where visiting bloggers go.
  • Vegan brisket at Dallas restaurant [00:36:19] — Discussion of VEATS restaurant in Dallas serving ‘vegan brisket’ made from plant-based loaf, universal disgust from hosts.
  • Carissa didn’t vote, Dragoween complaints [00:37:00] — Carissa reveals she’s not registered to vote, Dale scolds her. She then complains nobody from the show came to Dragoween, her big drag show performance.
  • Austin Mac and Cheese Festival [00:38:48] — Dale sees Mac and Cheese Festival looking for judges, wants to get Daniel Gallo involved despite Daniel not particularly liking mac and cheese.
  • Dale’s washer/dryer problems [00:39:52] — Dale discusses front-loading washer causing mildew smell on clothes and towels, considers giving it away and buying new appliances.
  • Dale’s car fever returns [00:41:24] — Dale getting ‘car fever,’ looking at BMW M5s and Jaguars, worrying about driving expensive car to work and listeners’ reactions.
  • Bob’s supercar acquisition expert [00:43:32] — Bob describes expert who helps people making $30-35k get into supercars by finding models with known defects, buying with warranty, fixing under warranty, then flipping.
  • December podcast announcement [00:48:56] — Dale announces final 2016 podcast tickets go on sale at 10am, December 14th at Cap City Comedy Club, $15 each, threatening to take Monday/Tuesday off if it sells out early.
  • CJ hacks Carissa’s Facebook [00:49:13] — Bob alerts listeners that CJ has accessed Carissa’s unlocked Facebook and posted crude content to Matt and others’ pages while she’s out of the room.
  • Dale mistakes Carissa for former rock girl [00:50:43] — Dale tells story of seeing photo of Carissa in black dress with slicked-back hair, thinking it was former rock girl who his wife almost had threesome opportunity with.
  • Carissa’s mustache revelation [00:52:29] — Bob jokes about shadow on Carissa’s lip looking like mustache; Carissa reveals she actually does have some facial hair due to Mexican/Spanish heritage that her boyfriend plucks.
  • December 14th podcast details [00:53:57] — Full announcement: December 14th podcast at Cap City, tickets $15, party beforehand at 7pm, recorded podcast after, 512-467-2333 for tickets.
  • Daniel’s helicopter confusion [00:54:45] — Extended, confused discussion where Daniel believes certain helicopters can only go up, down, and forward but not turn. Dale and Bob eventually explain rotor mechanics and how all helicopters can bank and turn.
  • Comedy Cruise 2017 promo [01:02:45] — Final promo for August 6-13, 2017 Comedy Cruise out of Galveston to Honduras on Royal Caribbean with Jimmy Roulette, Mike McCray, Bob, Matt. $250 down, call Don at Paradise Vacation and Travel.

Recurring Bits

  • Fast Food Fanatic [00:30:32] — KFC bucket lawsuit and discussion of vegan brisket restaurant in Dallas

Quotes

Coming out of the break, they had $660. That’s the power of the media.

Dale Dudley [00:00:32]

If you know that much of the code by heart, you are out driving looking for trouble.

Matt Bearden [00:04:14]

I think the backhand made me stop and think before I speak about what I’m about to say.

Dale Dudley [00:06:48]

Officer, I am a golden snitch catcher. I like to play Quidditch.

Dale Dudley [00:09:58]

Ugly is hereditary. It skips generations. So your parents are probably some lovely people.

Dale Dudley [00:23:25]

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