Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, October 25, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Love Letters
The show opens with Dale discussing his recent forgetfulness and declining memory. The hosts discover that Pete Burns from Dead or Alive died, leading to discussion of ’80s music and the band. The main focus becomes Carissa’s mysterious admirer who has been sending romantic letters and flowers, which the hosts analyze while questioning whether it’s genuine or a prank. The segment also includes a lengthy conversation about Carissa’s relationship, with Matt confronting her about her boyfriend’s reluctance to commit to marriage after she brought it up at a wedding. Dale also recounts how Daniel literally interpreted his casual suggestion to have Spencer from the AM station ‘hang out’ by formally booking him as a guest.
Segments
- Dale’s Forgetfulness [00:01:22] — Dale discusses multiple instances of recent memory lapses including parking badly, forgetting his work bag, and leaving his coffee in the car.
- Pete Burns Death [00:02:43] — The hosts discuss the death of Dead or Alive’s lead singer Pete Burns from a massive heart attack and his music from the mid-1980s.
- Confusing Caller [00:08:22] — A caller asks to speak with Bob about programming issues regarding the 5-6am show reruns, confusing the hosts about why he specifically wanted Bob.
- Love Letters to Carissa [00:20:02] — Dale reads romantic letters that Carissa has received from an anonymous admirer who also sent flowers. The hosts debate whether it’s genuine or someone trolling them.
- Carissa’s Wedding Talk [00:25:48] — Matt and Dale confront Carissa about asking her boyfriend about marriage at a wedding, with Matt arguing that her boyfriend’s evasive response indicates he’s not serious about the relationship long-term.
- Live Podcast Announcement [00:41:00] — Dale announces their annual end-of-year live podcast will be December 14th at Cap City Comedy Club.
- Daniel Books Spencer [00:43:02] — Dale explains how Daniel literally interpreted his casual comment that Spencer from AM should ‘hang out sometime’ by formally booking him as a guest for Wednesday.
Callers
- unnamed [00:08:22] — Requesting programming change – wants later show content played at 5-6am instead of reruns from earlier that morning Bob agreed to look into it, but the hosts were confused why the caller specifically asked for Bob and seemed to think Bob made programming decisions
Music
- Dead or Alive — Multiple songs discussed including ‘You Spin Me Round’ and ‘Brand New Lover’ following Pete Burns’ death
Quotes
If no one’s told you today that they love you, then I will say it. I love you.
Dale Dudley [00:24:26]
Nobody’s in love with me.
Carissa Jade [00:26:58]
When you’re ready, you’re ready.
Matt Bearden [00:38:00]
Part 2: RANT RANT
Dale delivers an impassioned rant against Jim Bakker, Alex Jones, and Christians supporting Trump, expressing frustration about religious hypocrisy and political manipulation. The show also covers Dale’s early voting experience in Leander, road rage incidents in Austin, a controversial miniature therapy horse in North Austin, and various other topics. The energy is high and confrontational throughout, with Dale becoming increasingly emotional about the election and religious pandering.
Segments
- Show Promos and Giveaways [00:00:00] — Dale promotes upcoming Hanging with Spencer the Board Up event and ticket giveaways for UT-Baylor, The Rides concert, and Texas Stars hockey.
- Austin Road Rage Incidents [00:01:08] — Discussion of three weekend road rage arrests in Austin, including a woman who stabbed a man after he gave her the bird, and debate about whether women or men are more prone to road rage.
- Dale’s Early Voting Experience [00:09:58] — Dale describes voting in Leander, observing mostly older white men voting, a man in a truck with an offensive Obama bumper sticker watching the polls, and his conflicting impressions about the election outcome.
- Jim Bakker Endorses Trump [00:17:28] — Dale plays audio of televangelist Jim Bakker claiming Trump is ‘a very tender man’ who ‘weeps’ and was called by God, leading to Dale’s passionate rant about religious hypocrisy.
- Alex Jones on Trump and the End Times [00:28:19] — Dale plays clips of Alex Jones predicting global catastrophe and ‘one third of the population’ dying if Trump doesn’t win, with Dale mocking the apocalyptic rhetoric.
- Lashana Lester Fundraiser Promo [00:40:45] — Matt promotes the Punch comedy benefit show at Cap City Comedy Club to help comedian Lashana Lester with medical expenses, emphasizing 100% of ticket sales go to her.
- Miniature Therapy Horse Controversy [00:43:25] — News story about Bernard the miniature horse in North Austin whose owner faces repeated code complaints from a neighbor, despite no violations being found.
- Bank Robbery in Leander [00:55:04] — Brief discussion of Dale’s bank in Leander being robbed, with mockery of the poor quality surveillance photo of the suspect.
- UK Man Drives Car Off Tow Truck [00:56:47] — Video discussion of a man in the UK attempting to back his car off a tow truck, destroying it in the process, with comparison of police behavior to US.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:40:45] — Matt mentions Lashana Lester will be interviewed for tonight’s show
Guests
- Lashana Lester (comedian) [00:40:45] — Mentioned as upcoming guest to promote her benefit show; described as ‘current reigning funniest person in Austin’ with a movie called ‘Funniest’ coming out
Text Line
- [00:26:37] Criticized Dale about abortion stance, saying ‘vote to kill babies’ — read by Dale Dudley Led to Dale defending pro-choice position and ranting about people who won’t adopt unwanted children
Quotes
Never again do I need to hear about him worrying about somebody’s soul
Dale Dudley [00:24:02]
I have talked to prophets – there’s no such thing as prophets you moron
Dale Dudley [00:24:34]
Until you’re willing to adopt every one of them shut your mouth
Dale Dudley [00:27:18]
Get the guy back. If you’re a Christian that’s what you want you fakes
Dale Dudley [00:30:05]
I’ve become an absolute parody of myself – Dale doing Alex Jones impression
Dale Dudley [00:35:21]
Part 3: Let’s Save La Shonda Lester !!
The segment centered on a fundraiser benefit show for comedian LaShonda Lester, who is battling kidney disease and needs dialysis four times a week while awaiting a transplant. LaShonda appeared in-studio to discuss her health struggles, which began after pregnancy complications eight years ago. The hosts promoted the benefit show at Cap City Comedy Club, where all proceeds from tickets, concessions, and raffle items would go to help with LaShonda’s medical expenses. The segment also featured Dale’s wife Amanda visiting the studio, which led to running jokes about their finances and personal life.
Segments
- LaShonda Lester Benefit Show Promo [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the fundraiser show for LaShonda at Cap City Comedy Club tonight, encouraging listeners to buy tickets at $15 each. Also mentions the December 14th live podcast taping at Cap City.
- LaShonda Enters Studio [00:01:23] — LaShonda Lester joins the show. Dale mentions watching the ‘Funniest’ documentary over the weekend and being impressed by her performance in it.
- LaShonda’s Health History [00:02:10] — LaShonda explains her kidney disease began with toxemia during pregnancy eight years ago, causing her blood pressure to spike dangerously high and permanently damaging her kidneys.
- Dialysis and Symptoms [00:03:46] — LaShonda describes dialysis sessions costing $250-300 each, going four times a week, and the symptoms of kidney failure including insomnia, bland taste, extreme thirst, and fatigue.
- Transplant Process [00:04:17] — LaShonda explains she’s still in the pre-qualification phase for getting on the transplant list, which includes testing potential family donors both physically and psychologically.
- Tonight’s Benefit Show Details [00:06:04] — Matt explains that Cap City, the servers, and Chris Cubis organized to donate everything from tonight’s show to LaShonda, including ticket sales, tips, and raffle items.
- LaShonda’s Background [00:09:34] — Discussion of LaShonda being from Detroit, her past as a professional wrestling manager (‘Miss Electricity’), and her previous work as an escort service dispatcher.
- Comedy Career Momentum [00:12:01] — Matt discusses LaShonda’s recent career progress including Nick at Night, Last Comic Standing, and an unnamed Comedy Central-related opportunity that can’t be discussed on air.
- Finding Humor in Illness [00:13:33] — LaShonda reveals it took about a year to find any humor in her kidney failure and that she had a mild heart attack on stage a couple years ago but finished the show first.
- Bob’s Table Fundraising Idea [00:16:46] — Bob spontaneously offers to host a table at tonight’s show for listeners willing to donate $100 each to the LaShonda fund, with Bob buying their drinks and food.
- Forbes Ranks San Antonio Over Austin [00:19:54] — Dale discusses a Forbes article by Scott Beyer ranking San Antonio as a better city than Austin, criticizing Austin’s leadership and calling it a ‘white monoculture.’
- Rock Thrower Rejects Plea Deal [00:24:48] — Discussion of Pat Johnson, the I-35 rock thrower, rejecting a 40-year plea deal despite overwhelming evidence. Dale expresses strong feelings about the case.
- Amanda Arrives with Real Estate Check [00:28:39] — Dale’s wife Amanda brings a commission check to the studio, leading to jokes about their shared finances and Bob’s suggestion of separate accounts, which offends Dale.
- Sanger Texas House Listing [00:38:51] — Discussion of a viral $90,000 house listing in Sanger, Texas that’s filled with trash and beer cans but is described as just needing ‘one day of demo.’
- Former Taco Bell Buildings [00:45:08] — The hosts look at photos of former Taco Bell buildings that have been converted to other businesses, noting the distinctive architecture remains recognizable.
- Woman Auctioning Virginity [00:52:14] — Discussion of a 20-year-old woman auctioning her virginity through the Bunny Ranch to help her family, with the hosts debating whether anyone would want that experience.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:59:00] — Dale mentions the Sideshow podcast is next with Bob and Matt
Guests
- LaShonda Lester (comedian) [00:01:23] — In studio to discuss her kidney disease and tonight’s benefit show at Cap City Comedy Club. Winner of Funniest Person in Austin contest, featured in the documentary ‘Funniest.’
- Amanda (Dale’s wife) (other) [00:28:39] — Realtor for Realty Austin, stopped by to deliver a commission check and swap cars with Dale
Callers
- Brandon [00:28:40] — Commented on Pat Johnson rock thrower case, suggesting he’s rejecting the plea deal hoping for a slim chance of acquittal Brief discussion, Dale disagreed saying Johnson just wants attention
- unnamed [00:49:31] — Called to win The Rides tickets by naming band members Kenny Wayne Shepard, Steven Stills, and Barry Goldberg Won the tickets
Text Line
- [00:17:18] Two callers (Ben and Sabra) called in to take Bob up on his offer to sit at his table for $100 donations — read by Dale Dudley Bob got his table filled quickly for the benefit show
Quotes
If God wanted to punish me, he could’ve did way worse than just take my kidneys away.
LaShonda Lester [00:04:48]
I was very fair. I only took 20. You were a prostitution agent.
LaShonda Lester [00:10:12]
People say you’re supposed to do it for love, but I’m doing it because I love my family.
LaShonda Lester [00:53:44]