Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, November 15, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Big Foot is Back
The hosts spend much of the segment riffing on Walgreens rewards cards, Dale’s trouble remembering his zip code, and observations about people shopping at drugstores. The main topic arrives late: two separate Bigfoot sightings reported in South Texas (Alice and Bee County), which the hosts mock extensively while playing long news segments featuring ‘Bigfoot experts’ and witnesses. Carissa battles stomach problems throughout, chugging Pepto-Bismol. Bob has an off-air meltdown about Trump cabinet appointments.
Segments
- Show open and Carissa’s Pepto-Bismol [00:00:03] — Bob does the intro. Dale notices Carissa has been drinking Pepto-Bismol for stomach problems. Discussion about whether you can overdose on it and proper dosing.
- Tech talk and bad boy phones [00:05:28] — Discussion of Bob buying a Surface Pro 4, Dale getting one from the station, AT&T phones, and Bob’s ‘bad boy phone’ that his wife doesn’t know about.
- Bob’s Trump freak-out [00:09:09] — Bob has an off-air meltdown about Trump hiring Steve Bannon, giving security clearances to his kids, and talking to Putin. Dale lectures him about what he should have done during the campaign.
- The Leander Walgreens lady bit [00:16:02] — Dale does an extended impersonation of a slow Walgreens cashier obsessed with rewards cards who made him try three zip codes before giving up on his five-dollar reward.
- Shopping observations [00:20:29] — Hosts share depressing observations about people shopping at drugstores: the newly divorced guy, the woman buying beer at 11 AM, and Dale’s detailed description of a woman who ‘knew her zip code.’
- Why smoking ages you [00:23:02] — Dale plays a DNews video about how smoking causes premature aging, redundant eyelid skin, and facial sagging. Carissa takes it personally as a smoker.
- Animal Cavalcade intro [00:26:51] — Transition to animal stories, including mongooses interrupting European golf tour, Houston woman arrested for keeping tigers in her home with her daughter, and cows stranded on island after New Zealand earthquake.
- Bigfoot in Alice, Texas [00:32:31] — First news report about Bigfoot sightings at Lake Finley in Alice, featuring ‘South Texas Bigfoot investigator’ Gabriel Guero discussing footprints, wood knocks, and ape sounds. Hosts mock extensively.
- Bee County Bigfoot [00:38:52] — Second lengthy news report about Bigfoot sightings in Beeville area, featuring witness Mark Galvon calling for Bigfoot and various locals describing encounters. Daniel jokes about camping there.
- Miller Lite Dallas Cowboys giveaway [00:44:51] — Dale sets up texting contest for Dallas Cowboys Cooler Tote and registration for trip to Cowboys vs Lions game December 26th, celebrating Retro Steine bottle.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:26:51] — Carissa identifies mongooses and tigers. Features video of mongooses on European golf tour, woman arrested for keeping tigers in Houston home, and cows stranded after New Zealand earthquake.
Guests
- Gabriel Guero (other) [00:33:37] — South Texas Bigfoot investigator interviewed in news segment about Alice sightings. Claims to have found footprints and recorded wood knocks.
- Mark Galvon (other) [00:39:35] — Featured in Bee County Bigfoot news report, calls for Bigfoot and runs the Bee County Bigfoot Research Group
Quotes
How was he so intelligent, but he’s black. Why was he so hated?
Dale Dudley [00:12:20]
You could tell in 77 that’s the chick you wanted to go to the Lake with.
Dale Dudley [00:21:43]
A 14-year-old can fight herself off, can fight a tiger better than a little kid.
Dale Dudley [00:29:34]
You got to rule out all the rationality to get to your nutty theory.
Dale Dudley [00:35:23]
Part 3: Song for Sarah
Kevin Russell from Shiny Ribs (formerly of The Gourds) performed live acoustic versions of ‘With a Little Help from My Friends’ and Dio’s ‘Rainbow in the Dark’ to promote Songs for Sarah, a benefit concert for Sarah Stewart on November 25th at South Austin Brewery. The hosts also discussed racist social media posts by business owners in Montana and West Virginia, and continued their ongoing complaints about the station not promoting their 25th anniversary.
Segments
- Dale’s health and social media reactions [00:00:00] — Dale discusses listener responses to his health scare on Facebook, including someone suggesting a ‘vasovaginal response.’ Matt promotes Punch comedy show at Cap City.
- Super moon and Carissa’s photo [00:02:08] — Discussion of the super moon leads to Matt revealing he posted a photo of Carissa’s butt crack on Instagram. Dale announces a Photoshop contest for Sting tickets.
- HEB fight video from San Antonio [00:05:07] — Hosts play and discuss video of women fighting at an HEB in San Antonio, then play game asking listeners which Austin HEB would most likely have such a fight.
- Ed Mayberry’s one-handed joint rolling story [00:13:09] — Dale tells story about former colleague Ed Mayberry who could roll perfect joints one-handed while driving.
- Podcast sold out announcement [00:16:09] — Dale announces the live podcast is completely sold out, explains mighty swell cocktails named after their wives will compete for sales, and Jim Baker food will be eaten.
- Racist business owners discussion [00:27:08] — Discussion of coffee shop owner in Montana and mayor in West Virginia/Clay County who made racist social media posts about Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama before opening their businesses.
- Kevin Russell and Justin introduce Songs for Sarah [00:33:50] — Kevin Russell and organizer Justin explain the benefit concert for Sarah Stewart, who was diagnosed with cancer. Event features major Austin musicians at South Austin Brewery November 25th.
- Kevin Russell performs ‘With a Little Help from My Friends’ [00:38:13] — Kevin performs acoustic version of the Beatles song in tribute to Sarah Stewart, whose father Mike Stewart managed The Gourds.
- Kevin Russell performs ‘Rainbow in the Dark’ [00:44:44] — Kevin performs acoustic version of Dio’s metal classic, joking it’s ‘another one I’m working on’ and dedicating it to KLBJ listeners.
Guests
- Kevin Russell (musician) [00:33:50] — From Shiny Ribs (formerly The Gourds), performed live to promote Songs for Sarah benefit concert. Has been coming on the show for 20 years.
- Justin (other) [00:33:50] — Organizer of Songs for Sarah benefit concert for his friend Sarah Stewart who was diagnosed with cancer
Callers
- Lorenzo [00:22:01] — Called in while delivering appliances, general chat Brief friendly conversation, leads to Dale complaining about Sears delivery service
Music
- Kevin Russell — Performed ‘With a Little Help from My Friends’ (Beatles cover) live acoustic in tribute to Sarah Stewart
- Kevin Russell — Performed ‘Rainbow in the Dark’ (Dio cover) live acoustic, dedicated to KLBJ listeners and ‘metal guy’ Justin
Quotes
It sounds like you had a vasovaginal response – that was my joke
Dale Dudley [00:00:27]
Jesus never once said anything about gay people, never
Dale Dudley [00:06:22]
That could be the best thing you’ve ever written
Dale Dudley [00:41:54]