Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, November 16, 2016
This Show
- fun with memes and shadiness
- Tom Quarrels talk and Adobe innovation
- Fast Food Fanatic and Alex Jones Shenanigans
Part 1: fun with memes and shadiness
Dale dominates the show with rants about his wife being harassed by a realtor, his fantasy football drama, and recording a commercial with restaurateur Ronald Chang. Bob joins late in contract negotiations. Matt teases Dale about Tony Romo, whose emotional retirement speech gets mocked extensively. Carissa is accused of being ‘Bingey’ — seeking attention through odd behavior. The show features recurring bits about Dale’s social media drama, the Warriors (loyal listeners), and multiple tangents about mustard stains, voice processors, and gym memberships.
Segments
- Open / Dale Returns to Chair [00:00:00] — Dale complains about his wife falling asleep in his chair again. The hosts discuss contract negotiations and Dale’s shoulder injury from resistance band exercises.
- Tony Romo Speech Preview [00:04:24] — Dale mentions playing Tony Romo’s emotional speech about losing his starting quarterback position. Carissa is teased for being withdrawn and ‘Bingey’ — seeking attention through odd behavior.
- Warriors Drama [00:06:30] — Dale discusses the ‘Warriors’ (loyal listeners) relentlessly defending the show online. He posted cryptic behind-the-scenes drama to the show prep page and CJ Morgan immediately texted demanding details.
- Ronald Chang Recording Session [00:09:06] — Dale recounts recording a commercial with restaurateur Ronald Chang for his new restaurant ‘Street.’ The session was chaotic, with Ronald rambling and Dale having to pay Daniel $50 to edit the mess into a 30-second spot.
- Ronald Tells Dale About Amanda’s Lunches [00:16:00] — Ronald mentions seeing Dale’s wife Amanda at lunch with ‘a man,’ sparking Dale’s paranoia before learning it was realtor John Lockhart.
- Realtor Harassing Dale’s Wife [00:22:03] — Dale reveals Amanda came home depressed because a female realtor has been berating and insulting her via phone and text. Dale wants to use his radio platform to retaliate but knows he shouldn’t fight his wife’s business battles.
- Daniel Insults Ronald Over Politics [00:26:50] — Dale offered Daniel free food at Ronald’s restaurant, but Daniel awkwardly brought up Taiwan-China political tensions (‘we’re the Green Party’), nearly ruining the gesture.
- Tony Romo Speech – Full Playback [00:33:04] — Dale plays Tony Romo’s emotional press conference about losing his starting quarterback job to Dak Prescott. The hosts mock it relentlessly, comparing it to a divorce announcement and death speech.
- Cowboys and NFL Enforcement Debate [00:42:01] — Discussion of Ezekiel Elliott facing potential NFL suspension for domestic abuse despite no criminal charges. Dale argues the NFL is ‘going overboard’ while Matt pushes back.
Guests
- Ronald Chang (other) [00:16:00] — Austin restaurateur who recorded commercial with Dale for his new restaurant ‘Street.’ Audio clips played throughout show.
Quotes
she’s got her hand in her pocket and she’s giving us the high sign
Dale Dudley [00:05:06]
the warriors are literally trying to get me killed and i love them for it
Dale Dudley [00:07:03]
i want to call the person up and say if you say another word i’m gonna make your life a living hell
Dale Dudley [00:22:51]
ladies and gentlemen i present to you one of the best quarterbacks to play in the past few years the nfl
Dale Dudley [00:34:42]
Part 2: Tom Quarrels talk and Adobe innovation
The hosts discuss Tom Quarles, a late program director and voice talent who was notably confident and eccentric. They demonstrate frightening new Adobe Audition software that can synthesize realistic speech from typed text, debating its implications for media manipulation and job security. The segment includes Drone Corner (featuring a suspected fake video of a man catching his wife cheating via drone), Fast Food Fanatic covering various items, and a touching call from listener Alyssa Rogers who is caring for her critically ill father while dealing with Medicare/Medicaid.
Segments
- Photoshop contest announcement [00:00:01] — Dale announces a Photoshop contest using a photo of a woman showing her ‘supermoon’ crack, with Sting tickets as the prize.
- Tom Quarles remembrance [00:01:04] — Dale discusses the late Tom Quarles, a confident program director and voice talent who broke the Sting record at KLBJ and was known for his motorcycle phase and voiceover work.
- New Adobe recording software [00:02:44] — Dale introduces frightening new Adobe Audition software that can synthesize speech and make people say things they never said.
- Adobe voice synthesis demonstration [00:09:20] — The hosts play and discuss a demonstration showing Adobe software that can type words and generate realistic speech in someone’s voice, raising concerns about media manipulation and job security.
- Drone Corner – cheating wife video [00:14:46] — Daniel plays a viral video of a man using a drone to catch his wife meeting another man at a CVS parking lot. Matt argues it’s fake due to drone noise and other inconsistencies.
- Fast Food Fanatic begins [00:21:51] — Dale launches into Fast Food Fanatic covering bugs as protein, Arby’s venison sandwich, McDonald’s Nutella burger, and other items.
- Daniel’s dine-and-dash confession [00:28:12] — Daniel admits to dining and dashing at a Bennigan’s, claiming someone else told him to warm up the car.
- Daniel’s entire cookie cake [00:31:45] — Daniel reveals he ate an entire cookie cake from Circuit of the Americas sponsor Sherilyn over two weeks, meant for the whole show.
- Daniel’s mayonnaise PSA [00:36:45] — Daniel complains about Subway employees not understanding ‘light on the mayonnaise’ means less than normal amount.
- Caller Brandon on Morgan Spurlock [00:46:39] — Brandon calls about Morgan Spurlock’s new chicken restaurant Holy Chicken coming to Austin.
- Alyssa Rogers emotional call [00:48:27] — Listener Alyssa calls wanting to volunteer for fundraising, then reveals she’s dealing with her father having four strokes and a heart attack while navigating Medicare/Medicaid. Dale and Bob offer support and practical advice.
- Breaking and Entering guidelines [00:58:06] — Dale provides tips for nominating families for their Breaking and Entering holiday charity drive, warning against certain situations.
Recurring Bits
- Drone Corner [00:14:46] — Featured a viral video of a man allegedly catching his wife cheating via drone surveillance, though Matt argues it’s fake
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:21:51] — Covered bugs as protein, Arby’s venison sandwich, McDonald’s Nutella burger in Italy, McRib return, and Oreo candy bar
Callers
- Brandon [00:46:39] — Morgan Spurlock’s Holy Chicken restaurant coming to Austin Brief informational call
- Nonek [00:47:11] — Explaining that Subway has light mayonnaise vs regular mayonnaise, defending Daniel’s confusion Revealed he has Alexa-controlled home automation
- Alyssa Rogers (Austin (father in Houston)) [00:48:27] — Called to volunteer for fundraising, revealed she’s 32 and dealing with her father having four strokes and a heart attack on September 18th while juggling Medicare/Medicaid Emotional call that reminded hosts people listen during difficult times. Dale and Bob offered support and practical advice about saving documents and navigating the system
- Greg/Gregolius (regular) [00:57:09] — Cookie guy thanking Daniel for giving him an idea what to deliver Friday Brief call, recognized as the person who regularly brings cookies
Quotes
Tom never did anything that he didn’t personally love.
Dale Dudley [00:01:15]
I call it a great way to frame anybody in media or politics.
Dale Dudley [00:12:03]
You demand a lot for $3.99, don’t you?
Dale Dudley [00:36:40]
There is nothing more noble than taking care of the people who took care of you.
Dale Dudley [00:53:58]
Part 3: Fast Food Fanatic and Alex Jones Shenanigans
Dale discusses Alex Jones pivoting to fight ‘fake news’ from Infowars and the alt-right movement, while comparing it to past media hypocrisy. The crew watches random videos including accidents and stunts, runs a Photoshop contest for Carissa’s plumber’s crack photo, and promotes upcoming Thanksgiving week programming featuring ‘Best of’ shows for Matt Bearden, Jimmy Roulette, and Mike McRae. Rachel Feinstein’s appearance at the Rudy’s remote broadcast is tentatively confirmed.
Segments
- Alex Jones Going After Fake News [00:00:03] — Dale discusses Alex Jones announcing he’ll fight fake news from Infowars, comparing it to when Mancow created radio commandments after causing problems himself. Dale argues Jones is pivoting to attack mainstream media now that Trump won.
- Alt-Right Explained [00:02:29] — Dale explains the alt-right as essentially liberals who support government programs but only for white people, discussing Steve Bannon’s appointment and implications for the future.
- White Privilege Discussion [00:05:17] — Dale recounts being attacked on Facebook for saying he’s a ‘privileged white dude,’ explaining he meant blessed/fortunate, but listeners reacted as if he said ‘white privilege’ due to right-wing conditioning.
- Carissa’s Crack Photoshop Contest Setup [00:11:59] — Dale promotes the ongoing Photoshop contest using Carissa’s plumber’s crack photo, offering Sting tickets for the best entry.
- Video Reactions Begin [00:13:08] — The crew watches various videos including a wife attacking her drunk husband with a machete in Bangkok, Kansas football camouflage play, and a Rubik’s cube-solving robot.
- Thanksgiving Week Programming Announced [00:22:03] — Dale announces next week’s reruns: Best of Matt Bearden on Monday, Best of Jimmy Roulette on Tuesday, Best of Mike McRae on Wednesday, 1940s music on Thanksgiving, and fight videos on Black Friday.
- Rachel Feinstein Remote Appearance [00:26:32] — Daniel confirms Rachel Feinstein will appear at the Rudy’s Country Store remote broadcast on Friday, though Dale questions the hedging language around her confirmation.
- Dale’s Hyatt Hotel Upgrades [00:29:29] — Dale reveals the Hyatt is upgrading his Colorado suite and giving his kids their own room after the bed bug incident, and he’s received inquiries about what he and his wife drink.
- Anti-Trump Protester Hit by Car Video [00:31:55] — The crew watches video of protesters on a freeway, with someone getting hit by a car at high speed. Dale questions the wisdom of protesting on highways.
- Daniel’s Father’s Trucking Stories [00:35:45] — Daniel shares his father’s traumatic stories from truck driving, including witnessing someone burn to death in a car wreck and finding a dead body next to his truck.
- Caller Taylor on Death Videos [00:47:59] — Caller Taylor calls in to say she also watches crime scene videos and death videos, which inspired her to pursue a PhD in criminal psychology to work for the FBI.
- Minibike Crash Video [00:52:29] — The crew watches and rewatches a video of someone attempting to jump a fence on a minibike with a homemade plywood ramp, hitting the fence face-first.
- Photoshop Contest Winners [00:57:12] — The crew reviews Photoshop contest entries featuring Carissa’s crack, with Adam Woolf winning Sting tickets for his Dark Side of the Moon parody and stripper pole images.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:00:00] — Mentioned in segment title but does not appear in this transcript part
Guests
- Rachel Feinstein (comedian) [00:26:36] — Confirmed to appear at Friday’s Rudy’s remote broadcast, though she could not make Thursday’s studio appearance
Callers
- Nick [00:11:01] — Called about the horseshoe theory in political science – that extreme left and right are closer to each other than moderates Brief discussion about political spectrum being more about fundamentalism vs. freedom rather than left vs. right
- Taylor [00:48:09] — Called to say she also watches death/crime scene videos like Daniel, which led her to pursue criminal psychology PhD to work for FBI Brief conversation about her clean record and career goals, ended cordially
Quotes
I hear Donald Duck is going to go after cartoons
Dale Dudley [00:01:26]
I’m not dumb enough to sit and think that it was all about talent
Dale Dudley [00:08:26]
We just watched a death video. That’s good. Sweet.
Daniel Gallo [00:34:04]
It’s never occurred to you your father is a murderer?
Bob Fonseca [00:50:25]