Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, November 18, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Live From Rudy’s Countrystore and BBQ
The show broadcasts live from Rudy’s Country Store and BBQ on Research Boulevard for their annual ‘Breaking and Entering’ charity event. The hosts collect donations to help local families have Christmas by breaking into their homes and setting up trees, decorations, and presents. Dale goes on extended rants about Chief Art Acevedo leaving Austin PD, food safety rules with Daniel, and apologizes for jokes about Jesse James’s lost dog. Bob introduces local business owner ‘LWR’ who donated, and the show features the usual cast banter about old intern hazing, Dale’s potential Corvette purchase, and Daniel’s extremely specific barbecue storage rules.
Segments
- Opening from Rudy’s [00:00:09] — Show opens live from Rudy’s BBQ with Bob doing an elaborate intro for Dale. Dale complains about the tradition and discusses the new broadcast equipment with redundant backup system.
- Matt’s silence rule [00:02:15] — Matt reveals Dale told him two years ago not to talk during the start of the show. Discussion of awkward remote setup where hosts sit in a line instead of their usual triangle.
- Breaking and Entering explained [00:02:48] — Dale explains the charity event: collecting money to help families who won’t have Christmas, breaking into homes to set up trees and presents. Says they helped multiple families last year and it’s not exploitative.
- Uniboob auction joke [00:04:52] — Dale jokes about offering ’10 seconds on the uniboob’ for $1,000, forgetting broadcast engineer Haley is sitting next to him.
- Police Chief Acevedo leaving [00:05:38] — Dale announces he got angry at someone on Facebook last night and had to go to ‘Spa Dudley’ to relax. His wife is crying every 25 minutes about Chief Acevedo leaving.
- Rachel Feinstein preview [00:06:53] — Dale expresses excitement about comedian Rachel Feinstein joining them later, calling her one of his absolute favorites. Fantasizes about her bringing Amy Schumer (also playing Austin this weekend).
- First donations arrive [00:08:06] — First donor drops money in the bucket. Dale jokes about people coming to see if the show is real, calling it ‘the magic that they do for 30 years.’
- Intern hazing memories [00:09:41] — Bob and Dale reminisce about Sergio and ‘Breast Boy’ Andrew Deans. Dale feels guilty about sexist stuff and intern hazing. Bob admits to horrible treatment of one intern who never came back.
- Jesse James dog apology [00:12:34] — Dale apologizes for making jokes yesterday about Jesse James during a lost dog announcement. Bob texted that Jesse found his dog deceased yesterday afternoon. Dale says he feels like a jerk and sends condolences.
- Chief Acevedo details [00:14:05] — Last day is November 30th (Dale initially said January 1st). Dale realizes he lost his ACL parking spot and ability to drive 80 mph confidently. Jokes about interviewing next police chief candidates.
- Acevedo Facebook rant [00:16:06] — Dale reads extended rant about dishonest Facebook criticism of Chief Acevedo. Goes through each shooting case mentioned, explaining Acevedo fired officers immediately and how jurisdictional issues (not the chief) resulted in dropped charges. Cites KXAN story showing crime down 40% and Nelson Linder quote.
- LWR introduction [00:22:01] — Bob introduces listener LWR (Sir After Wisteria). He owns Elite Motorsports on 620 and Elite Racing Development. Discusses knowing Daniel’s brother through coffee trailer business.
- Dale’s Corvette shopping [00:23:48] — Dale reveals he went Corvette shopping at Henna Chevrolet yesterday, saw purple $121,000 Corvette but doesn’t fit. Salesman offered to make ‘special dome’ for his head. Dealer was big fan of show, knew all the characters.
- Nathan’s hot dogs discussion [00:29:00] — Talk about Hebrew National hot dogs leads to discussion of Daniel’s food preferences and Daniel refusing to do initiations/hazing.
- Daniel’s barbecue rules [00:32:00] — Extended segment on Daniel’s specific food storage rules: brisket lasts 5 days, pork ribs 3 days, ‘sausages forever.’ Debate about why different meats have different rules and whether Daniel’s ‘sausages forever’ claim is accurate.
- Kathy the Cat Lady visits [00:35:46] — Listener Kathy comes in after working since 2:30am to touch Bob’s ‘River Rock’ (moob). Dale jokes she looks like female Ed Mayberry.
- Food safety deep dive [00:37:56] — Hosts look up actual food safety guidelines. Daniel admits he washes slimy lunch meat before eating it. Guidelines show most cooked meat lasts 3-5 days, contradicting Daniel’s rules.
- Mitch plugs Rudy’s promotion [00:44:49] — Mitch from Rudy’s announces anyone donating at the tent gets a free Rudy’s koozie. Dale thanks Rudy’s for never saying no to the show and calls it consistently the best BBQ in town.
Guests
- Haley (other) [00:01:47] — Broadcast engineer working the remote, has visible injury Dale jokes is from domestic disturbance (she claims skateboard accident)
- Rachel Feinstein (comedian) [00:06:14] — Scheduled to join show later this morning, performing at Cap City Comedy Club this weekend
- Mitch (other) [00:33:38] — Rudy’s representative, former Cleveland Browns player, hosting the remote broadcast
Text Line
- [00:12:34] Bob texted Dale that Jesse James found his dog deceased — read by Dale Dudley Prompted Dale to apologize on air for making jokes about Jesse James during the lost dog announcement
- [00:13:27] Some of Bob’s friends threatened to kick Dale’s ass for the Jesse James jokes — read by Dale Dudley Dale claims this isn’t why he’s apologizing but mentions it anyway
Quotes
For $1,000, I’ll give you 10 seconds on the uniboob.
Dale Dudley [00:05:59]
If you can’t differentiate between a naked young man with mental illness and shoot him dead, you don’t deserve to be a cop.
Dale Dudley [00:20:15]
Five days for the brisket, three days for the ribs.
Daniel Gallo [00:32:25]
Sausages forever.
Daniel Gallo [00:41:34]
Part 2: Live From Rudy’s Countrystore and BBQ
The show broadcasts live from Rudy’s Country Store & BBQ at 183 and Duval, raising money for Breaking and Entering (their annual charity helping families at Christmas). Dale discusses his traumatic childhood Christmases, Daniel’s bizarre pizza preservation techniques for a trip, and the hosts struggle through an uncomfortable remote broadcast. Comedian Rachel Feinstein arrives at the end, surprised to be brought to a barbecue restaurant.
Segments
- Opening the remote broadcast [00:00:06] — The hosts open from Rudy’s BBQ, discussing the smaller live audience and why Dale finds remote broadcasts romantic.
- Breaking and Entering kickoff [00:00:58] — Dale explains the charity drive, how to nominate families (500 words or less, can’t nominate yourself), and the fundraising goals.
- Jeff Sessions nominated as Attorney General [00:01:02] — Breaking news about Trump’s nomination of Jeff Sessions, including his history of racial controversies. Matt defends him sarcastically citing his middle name Beauregard.
- Dale’s hope for Mitt Romney [00:04:00] — Dale reflects on never thinking he’d be hoping Trump picks Mitt Romney for a position, discussing the absurdity of the political moment.
- Dale’s traumatic Christmas stories [00:05:47] — Dale tells three horrifying childhood Christmas stories: his brother holding a rifle to his head, his alcoholic mother projectile vomiting on presents, and his dad buying kitchen appliances as last-minute gifts.
- Haley’s shaved head story [00:07:00] — Dale reveals he finally worked up courage to ask CJ about Haley (station employee) shaving her head, discovering it was for fashion, not illness.
- The sex talk with Dale’s son [00:19:00] — Dale describes having to explain dog mating behavior (‘lipstick’) to his 10-year-old son after their elderly dachshunds were caught in the act.
- White Lives Matter protest controversy [00:25:00] — Discussion of a White Lives Matter rally scheduled the same day as the Texas African American History Monument unveiling at the Capitol.
- British girl freezing herself [00:28:45] — The hosts discuss a 14-year-old British girl getting court permission to be cryogenically frozen for $37,000.
- Ziploc bag age controversy [00:29:00] — Whitney asks Dale if they had Ziploc bags ‘back then’ (1988), leading to an extended debate about when color-lock seal bags were invented.
- Daniel’s pizza preservation saga [00:36:00] — Daniel explains his elaborate technique for preserving a Sicilian pizza to transport to Colorado, including using a straw to vacuum-seal Ziploc bags.
- Warrior bowling event promotion [00:42:00] — Dale promotes the Warriors’ annual bowling fundraiser at Dart Bowl, explaining how the listener group formed and supports the show.
- Dale’s Thanksgiving sister guilt trip [00:43:00] — Dale shares his sister’s Thanksgiving guilt trip, including her invoking their drunk mother’s curse that he’d someday be alone.
- Rachel Feinstein arrives [00:53:00] — Comedian Rachel Feinstein arrives at the barbecue restaurant, expressing surprise at the venue and mentioning her Wikipedia page incorrectly lists her as a juggler.
Guests
- Rachel Feinstein (comedian) [00:53:00] — Stand-up comedian performing at Cap City Comedy Club, arrived at end of broadcast. Has Madison Square Garden special, appeared surprised to be interviewed at a BBQ restaurant.
- John Bowyer (other) [00:42:21] — Sales manager from Hendrick Auto/Audi South, stopped by briefly. Dale referenced him being ‘dead for 25 minutes’ (medical incident survivor).
Quotes
In his defense, his middle name is Beauregard. He’s required by the cartoon world to be a bit of a southern racist.
Bob Fonseca [00:01:33]
Never in my life did I think I would be going, please pick Mitt Romney.
Dale Dudley [00:04:00]
If you ever tell on me again, I’ll blow your head off. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Dale Dudley [00:11:00]
Wait a minute, did you guys have these kind of bags back then?
Whitney [00:30:00]
That was the year I was born.
Whitney [00:32:00]
They send any sex offender to go pick me up from the airport.
Rachel Feinstein [00:54:00]
Part 3: Live from Rudy’s
The show concludes its live remote broadcast from Rudy’s Country Store and Bar-B-Q with comedian Rachel Feinstein in-studio. The hosts promote her shows at Cap City Comedy Club while discussing her dating life, post-election feelings, celebrity encounters, and her experiences with stalkers. The segment wraps up with announcements about their Thanksgiving food drive donations and upcoming appearances.
Segments
- Final segment begins [00:00:01] — Bob opens the last segment live from Rudy’s and promotes Rachel Feinstein’s shows at Cap City Comedy Club with the ‘secret bat code’ for Warriors to know it’s an approved comic.
- Rachel’s dating life [00:02:02] — Discussion of Rachel being single, her Twitter dating attempts using emojis, and her experience sending a high-heeled shoe and four-leaf clover emoji to a stranger who turned out to live in Arizona.
- Post-election talk [00:04:32] — Rachel discusses attending an election watch party in New York with celebrities including Amy Schumer, Angela Bassett, and Ted Danson, and the mood shifting as Trump won.
- White Lives Matter rally mention [00:09:10] — Bob mentions a White Lives Matter rally happening at the Capitol, leading to jokes about Rachel being Jewish and not being welcome at such events.
- Stalker stories [00:11:34] — Rachel shares multiple stalker stories including a guy who changed his last name to Feinstein on Facebook, someone who threw a soft taco at her at a show, and a stalker who formally resigned via email to stalk Joe Coy instead.
- Merchandise and retail [00:17:37] — Discussion of why Rachel doesn’t sell merchandise after shows, leading to her story about being fired from a retail job on Broadway after just six hours for terrible folding and inability to sell.
- Show wrap-up [00:19:42] — Final promotions for Rachel Feinstein at Cap City, announcement of a $1,000 donation from Audi South Austin to the food drive, and various other promotional announcements before signing off.
Guests
- Rachel Feinstein (comedian) [00:00:01] — In-studio for the final segment, promoting her weekend shows at Cap City Comedy Club
Quotes
I sent out two emojis and sat back in my bed like, well, I’ve told the universe I’m ready for love
Rachel Feinstein [00:03:13]
He makes George W. Bush look like one of the most brilliant politicians in history
Rachel Feinstein [00:08:40]
My mom would be happiest if I married a Nigerian lesbian or something
Rachel Feinstein [00:10:18]
He resigned as my stalker. He emailed to tell me he was done, it wasn’t as satisfying as he thought
Rachel Feinstein [00:15:17]