Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, May 5, 2015
This Show
Part 2: Ex Bill Clawsby
Dale continues his running antagonism with Daniel, mocking his ignorance about NASA, NATO, and other acronyms. The show veers between beard hygiene debates (sparked by a misleading headline), Dale’s rant against religious freedom laws and persecution claims by Christians, and news about a chlamydia outbreak in Crane, Texas, a small town that teaches abstinence-only education. The hosts also discuss the leaked ACL lineup and give away tickets.
Segments
- Moving logistics and Bob’s pizza theft [00:00:00] — Dale complains about moving quotes and zip codes. Also recounts Bob’s teenage son and friends devouring the pizza Dale brought for his own kids at Bob’s Pacquiao fight party.
- Ecstasy for anxiety and psychedelics [00:05:45] — Dale discusses DEA approval of MDMA research for anxiety and psilocybin studies showing improved mood weeks later.
- Carissa’s bathroom habits and new pills [00:08:38] — Carissa admits to going to the bathroom three times already this morning; Dale jokes about ecstasy being approved for her anxiety.
- Beards are disgusting [00:10:24] — Dale reads a headline claiming beards contain more poo than toilets. Matt defends beards, pointing out the article is misleading clickbait from The Mirror.
- Kid stealing a cup video [00:14:48] — Dale plays video of a crying child who stole a cup and whose mother is threatening to call the police as a lesson. Matt and Daniel debate parenting.
- Nickelback ‘Look at this graph’ parody [00:18:04] — Dale plays the viral parody where someone photoshopped a graph into the Nickelback ‘Photograph’ music video.
- Four Seasons hotel sold [00:21:10] — Dale jokes that Four Seasons Austin sold for $197 million because of embarrassment over Daniel throwing a sandwich at an employee.
- Dale’s hearing loss and wife’s Facebook post [00:23:56] — Dale discusses his hearing problems and reads his wife’s gushy anniversary Facebook post that makes him vomit.
- Big Bird almost died on Challenger [00:25:52] — Discussion of how Big Bird was almost sent on the Space Shuttle Challenger but the costume wouldn’t fit, so Christa McAuliffe went instead.
- What does NASA stand for? [00:27:32] — Extended bit where Daniel repeatedly fails to correctly identify what NASA, NATO, and other acronyms stand for.
- Murder auction website guest preview [00:34:40] — Daniel mentions upcoming interview with someone who runs a controversial murder auction website selling prison art and has been banned from Texas prisons.
- Texas religious freedom law rant [00:37:40] — Dale launches into an extended, forceful rant against Texas Senate Bill 2065 (religious freedom law) and Christian claims of persecution, demanding separation of church and state.
- Preacher wants $65 million jet [00:46:56] — Dale plays clips of a preacher (likely Creflo Dollar) ranting that he needs a $65 million jet and will need a billion-dollar space shuttle if life is found on Mars.
- Chlamydia outbreak in Crane, Texas [00:49:50] — Dale plays News West 9 story about chlamydia outbreak in Crane, a small West Texas town that teaches abstinence-only sex education.
- ACL Festival lineup leaked [00:55:41] — Dale goes through the leaked ACL Festival lineup featuring Foo Fighters, The Strokes, Drake, Billy Idol, Modest Mouse, and others. Offers to give away weekend one three-day passes.
Quotes
I’m just your little son! Don’t call the cops!
Child in video [00:15:20]
Keep it away from my children and we’ll get along just fine.
Dale Dudley [00:41:11]
You’re losing the battle. More people every day are waking up.
Dale Dudley [00:43:09]
If they discover life on Mars, I’m going to need a billion dollar space shuttle.
Preacher [00:47:19]
Part 3: Murderabilia
The hosts discuss Periscope and social media before interviewing William Harder, who sells ‘murderabilia’ (artwork and items from serial killers). Harder defends his practice of corresponding with inmates and selling their artwork, claiming he doesn’t directly pay them. The conversation becomes controversial as the hosts debate the ethics of profiting from murderers. Bob shares a story about his son being sent to the principal’s office for throwing a yarn ball in gym class. Dale discusses his human skull collection and debates whether to sell one.
Segments
- Periscope Discussion [00:00:00] — Dale demonstrates Periscope live streaming. Matt shares his new hobby of watching random people on Periscope, particularly a woman from Mississippi who narrated watching I Robot while eating yogurt as a gastric bypass patient.
- Daniel Wants Chuy to Rename His Cat [00:06:30] — Daniel reveals he FaceTimed with Chuy on Saturday night to convince him to change his cat’s name from Bill Crosby because it’s named after an accused rapist. The hosts mock both of them for having ‘cat time’ on FaceTime.
- Florida Beach Sex Case [00:22:30] — Discussion of a couple facing 15 years in prison for alleged public sex on a Florida beach. Dale criticizes the harsh sentencing and prosecutorial overreach, noting the man had a prior drug conviction.
- Bob’s Son and the Yarn Ball Incident [00:28:40] — Bob shares that his 9-year-old son Dylan was sent to the principal’s office for throwing a yarn ball at another boy during gym class. The school is changing his schedule to keep him away from the other boy. The hosts mock the absurdity of the punishment.
- William Harder Interview on Murderabilia [00:35:40] — Interview with William Harder, who runs a website selling artwork and items from serial killers. He explains his hobby, defends his practice of corresponding with inmates, and discusses being banned from Texas prisons. He reveals he’s a former meth addict who served two years in California prison.
- Dale’s Human Skull Debate [00:52:00] — After the interview, Dale discusses his authentic human skull from his brother’s dental school days. Bob argues he should bury it respectfully, while Dale wants to sell it for a couple thousand dollars on a medical website.
Guests
- William Harder (other) [00:35:40] — Runs website selling murderabilia (serial killer artwork and memorabilia). Discussed being banned from Texas prisons and his past as a meth addict who served prison time.
Callers
- Chuy (Eric Alderete) (regular) [00:14:03] — Called in response to Daniel showing a picture of him biting his cat’s ear during their Saturday night FaceTime session Defended his cat ownership and confirmed he has a new wraparound couch and TV in garage
Quotes
We’re supposed to be a rock and roll show. Don’t say that out loud. We’re supposed to be men.
Bob Fonseca [00:08:50]
He got sent to the principal’s office for throwing a yarn ball.
Bob Fonseca [00:30:50]
If you’re reading a book, you paid for the book. Somebody just profited off the victims.
William Harder [00:40:05]
Tuesday Travel
The show opens with Dale celebrating his 8th wedding anniversary. The cast discusses Topgolf, which Dale visited for the first time and enjoyed despite not being a golfer. A major recurring theme emerges: Carissa still has not changed her oil despite multiple free offers from listeners and sponsors. Daniel reveals he has airline miles and is planning a Hawaii trip with his wife’s family, sparking extensive mockery about his travel anxieties, financial cautiousness, and his new married life. The hosts tease Daniel mercilessly about ‘Dan Pan Enterprises’ and how he married into a wealthy family.
Segments
- Show Open and Anniversary [00:00:00] — Dale celebrates his 8th wedding anniversary (May 5, 2007 wedding). He mentions needing to finalize the cruise cast event at Cap City Comedy Club and discusses employee reviews happening today.
- Topgolf Experience [00:08:09] — Dale recounts his first visit to Topgolf for a real estate charity event. Despite not being a golfer, he hit several impressive shots and scored 78 points, discovering unexpected talent with a driver.
- Carissa’s Oil Change Saga Continues [00:23:35] — Dale confronts Carissa about still not getting her oil changed despite two free offers from Round Rock Nissan and Cedar Park. She claims she doesn’t have time, leading to warnings about engine damage.
- Danny Offers to Teach Carissa [00:28:36] — Caller Danny offers to change Carissa’s oil and show her how to do it herself, though the hosts are skeptical she would learn.
- Canadian Caller About Turn and Ottawa [00:29:39] — A caller from Montreal asks Daniel about visiting Ottawa in connection with the Turn TV show interview from yesterday featuring Captain Simcoe actor.
- Daniel’s Hawaii Trip Planning [00:33:03] — Daniel reveals his wife’s family goes to Hawaii every year for Christmas. The hosts discover he has airline miles and begin extensively researching flight costs from Seattle to Hawaii, mocking the ‘$200 flights’ claim.
- Marriage and Family Dynamics [00:34:06] — Extended discussion about Daniel navigating married life, choosing between family traditions, and the hosts ribbing him about marrying into money while Dale shares stories about his wealthy friend Mark who married into a food company fortune.
- Dan Pan Enterprises [00:43:32] — The ‘Dan Pan’ or ‘Dan Jen’ nickname for Daniel and his wife’s combined enterprise becomes a running joke, with Bob requesting a corporate logo and Dale delivering increasingly harsh commentary about Daniel’s good fortune.
Callers
- Danny [00:28:36] — Offering to change Carissa’s oil and teach her how to do it Hosts took his number but remained skeptical Carissa would actually learn from the demonstration
- unnamed (Canada (Montreal)) [00:29:39] — Asking Daniel about Ottawa tourism and Captain Simcoe history connection Daniel’s wife said Ottawa has ‘nothing to see’ and they won’t be visiting
Quotes
Don’t throw your membership card away. They charge you.
Dale Dudley [00:12:01]
You’re dry trucking.
Dale Dudley [00:24:00]
I always went for the looks. I should have gone for the money.
Dale Dudley [00:35:08]
She could have grabbed a guy off the street and done better than you.
Dale Dudley [00:43:00]