Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, February 8, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Tornado Watch
The show opens with Dale, Bob, and Matt discussing various personal matters: Dale recovering Matt’s garage door clicker after lending him a car, Bob preparing for a trip to Mexico, and ongoing neighborhood drama. The conversation meanders through topics including marriage boundaries, car shopping (Dale is considering a purchase and seeking online opinions), Amanda’s attendance at lunches without Dale, and weather—particularly Carissa’s enthusiasm for tornadoes while actual tornadoes hit New Orleans. The segment ends with a Fast Food Fanatic discussion featuring new products from various chains and Daniel’s skepticism about ‘gorilla marketing.’
Segments
- Show Open / Garage Clicker Prank [00:00:14] — Bob reads the show open. Dale discovers Matt has his garage door clicker and threatens to mess with Dale’s garage door remotely. Dale suspects Matt wouldn’t have driven all the way to Leander to pull the prank.
- Bob’s Mexico Trip / Trump Wardrobe Prank Idea [00:03:09] — Dale jokes about Bob’s upcoming Mexico trip being his ‘last day on air.’ Dale fantasizes about replacing all Bob’s vacation clothes with Trump merchandise. Bob mentions receiving a letter warning against discussing politics in Mexico.
- Dale’s Family Tree Research [00:08:50] — Dale describes staying up late helping Clark research his family tree on Ancestry.com, finding marriage licenses, yearbook photos, and discovering three grandfathers all named George Washington.
- Neighborhood Drama / ‘Peyton Place’ [00:13:14] — Dale hints at major drama in Bob’s neighborhood, comparing it to Peyton Place or Desperate Housewives. Dale shares a story from his old Steiner Ranch neighborhood involving a kid in a ghillie suit, stolen golf carts, and a dad mowing the lawn at 3:30 AM.
- Married Couples Having Lunch Without Spouses [00:24:42] — Dale and Bob discuss their shared belief that married people shouldn’t have lunch alone together without spouses knowing. Dale mentions his wife had lunch with someone and he’s uncertain about the circumstances, though she told him it was anniversary-related planning.
- Dale’s Car Shopping [00:28:31] — Dale discusses posting three cars online to get feedback—a 2006 black Porsche, a 2017 red Mercedes with only 300 miles, and another option. He’s frustrated by negative social media responses and mentions wanting to attend Cars and Coffee with Bob.
- Carissa’s Tornado Obsession / New Orleans Damage [00:31:21] — The cast revisits Carissa’s well-documented fascination with tornadoes. Dale points out that tornadoes hit New Orleans yesterday. Carissa defends her interest as appreciation for natural phenomena, not hoping people get hurt, but the hosts are unconvinced.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:36:50] — Bob shares his recipe for copycat Chick-fil-A sandwiches using pickle juice, milk, powdered sugar, and peanut oil. The segment covers Girl Scout cookie-flavored cereals from General Mills, Tim Duncan’s cereal, Guinness opening a U.S. brewery, Lego-shaped burger buns in the Philippines, new Minute Maid flavors, and KFC’s chicken-pizza hybrid in Singapore. Daniel repeatedly questions whether items are ‘gorilla marketing’ schemes.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:36:50] — Discussion of new fast food items including Girl Scout cookie cereals, Lego burger buns, and KFC pizza-chicken hybrid. Daniel repeatedly questions whether these are marketing schemes rather than genuine products.
Quotes
A younger me would have been laughing one block down from your house playing with your garage.
Matt Bearden [00:01:54]
It sounds like a real Peyton Place out there where Bob lives.
Dale Dudley [00:13:51]
I don’t know that a married woman should be at lunch with another married dude without spouses knowing.
Dale Dudley [00:30:11]
I did say I love tornadoes and I hope we get them, just in general, not to hurt people.
Carissa Jade [00:34:01]
Part 3: The Missing Box of D__cks
The hosts discover that two boxes of penis-shaped candy samples (sent for a ‘Ship a Bag of Dicks’ advertising deal) have gone missing from their unlocked production office. Dale negotiates with engineer Chuck to review security footage in exchange for on-air promotion of his Valentine’s barbershop quartet. The segment spirals into workplace discussions about theft, Daniel’s food anxieties, and a new diet endorsement deal. The show also features ticket giveaways, sponsor reads, and various tangents about company culture.
Segments
- Yellow Rose Valentine’s Giveaway [00:00:00] — Dale gives away tickets to the Yellow Rose male dancers Valentine’s event while the crew discusses Carissa’s skin tag and hemorrhoid issues.
- The Missing Penis Candy Mystery Begins [00:08:13] — Daniel reveals that two boxes of penis-shaped candy samples have gone missing from their production office since Friday. Dale questions why they weren’t secured properly.
- Dale’s Leadership Lecture [00:15:00] — Dale criticizes Daniel and Carissa for not empowering themselves to solve problems, contrasting their approach to business issues versus the missing candy.
- Squirrel Makes Racist Comments [00:19:00] — Dale’s ‘Squirrel’ character makes inappropriate comments about Hispanic station employees, prompting Dale to call his friend Rosa and request a company-wide email about the missing items.
- Chuck’s Negotiation [00:25:45] — Engineer Chuck agrees to review security footage in exchange for on-air promotion of his barbershop quartet’s Valentine’s singing telegrams.
- Daniel’s Diet Deal Revealed [00:26:00] — Discussion reveals Daniel has been offered an exclusive endorsement deal with a diet company, leading to his concerns that everyone thinks he’s fat.
- Metal Cruise Debriefing [00:30:00] — Chuck describes his recent metal cruise featuring 60 bands, including details about the Dio hologram controversy and the all-metal atmosphere.
- Hey What Do You Got – Ticket Giveaways [00:44:00] — The crew gives away Deftones and Texas Stars tickets through their ‘Hey What Do You Got’ game, fielding bizarre offers from callers including drugs and fake facts.
Guests
- Chuck (engineer) (other) [00:25:45] — Station engineer who came on to discuss security footage and promote his barbershop quartet Valentine’s singing telegrams
Callers
- Michael (listed as Blake) (regular) [00:06:38] — Called about home remedies for skin tags and to compliment Chuy’s comedy Screener put wrong name; call went on too long for Dale’s taste
- Charlie [00:49:57] — Trivia about ‘Brother Louis’ being a Hot Chocolate cover Brief trivia contribution accepted
- Brandon [00:50:24] — Fake etymology claiming ‘mall’ came from ‘them all’ Daniel believed it; Dale hung up on him but Daniel was fooled
- Robbie [00:52:14] — Offered valium, xanax, and cocaine for ticket trade Dale was amused but concerned about caller’s drug use and suggested rehab
- Roy [00:53:07] — Tried to explain station call letters; mangled ‘Lyndon Baines Johnson’ as ‘Landon Byrd Johnson’ Squirrel character messed with him; seemed intoxicated or confused
- Drew (Marble Falls) [00:54:45] — Offered theater tickets with free liquor to play called Rabbit Hole Dale declined due to logistics of ticket exchange
- Tyler [00:55:22] — Fact about train wheels being softer metal than rails Won Deftones tickets despite Dale not being impressed with the fact
- Jacob [00:56:54] — Offered absurd double meat turkey burger and a book on state/national posts Won Texas Stars tickets because Dale needed to wrap up
Quotes
Someone has stolen the penis candy. Have you seen it?
Dale Dudley [00:12:34]
I think we got a good chance of finding Brady’s jersey if we find this candy.
Bob Fonseca [00:14:17]
It’s the principle. I hope it was Chase.
Dale Dudley [00:17:08]
Is it worth it for a bag of dicks to get somebody fired?
Dale Dudley [00:20:07]