Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, July 14, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Saturday Night Palsy
The show opens with Dale reflecting on their fourth-place ratings finish and congratulating Jason and Deb on their Emmy win. The hosts discuss a creative meeting from the previous day, with Dale noting tension with CJ over contract-related jokes. Much of the segment revolves around Matt Bearden’s medical issues from antibiotic side effects after stepping on a nail, and an extended discussion of Carissa’s past ‘Saturday Night Palsy’ – nerve damage she claims came from sleeping drunk in a car during South by Southwest. The conversation becomes contentious as Dale challenges her story. The segment ends with discussion of an unattractive teacher arrested for sexual contact with a 16-year-old student.
Segments
- Show open and ratings discussion [00:00:01] — Bob’s intro and Dale discussing the fourth-place ratings finish, congratulating Jason and Deb’s Emmy win
- Mighty Mug demonstration [00:03:52] — Dale shows off a spill-proof coffee mug, referencing the 2008 incident when he spilled coffee into the broadcast board
- Creative meeting recap [00:08:03] — Discussion of yesterday’s creative brainstorming session, tension with CJ over contract jokes
- Dale’s bill-paying rage [00:12:30] — Dale vents about getting angry while reviewing three months of credit card transactions and feeling like an ATM
- Matt’s bathroom emergency [00:13:00] — Matt leaves mid-show with digestive issues from antibiotic side effects after stepping on a nail
- New segment ideas [00:18:24] — Dale announces ‘demand a Periscope’ bit and Bob’s ‘dress your age’ makeover segment
- Matt’s medical issues [00:23:30] — Extended discussion of Matt’s sunburn, foot injury, and digestive problems from doxycycline
- Saturday Night Palsy debate [00:27:30] — Carissa claims she had nerve damage from sleeping drunk in a car during South by; Dale challenges her story about actual nerve damage testing
- Well-wishes for colleagues [00:35:00] — Dale sends best wishes to Perry Watson (stroke) and Tom (car accident)
- Teacher arrest story [00:40:43] — Discussion of 49-year-old teacher Tina Davis arrested for sexual contact with 16-year-old boy
Callers
- Jeff [00:32:26] — Correcting Carissa’s pronunciation of ‘neurologist’ Brief call pointing out she said ‘neurologist’ instead of ‘neurologist’
Quotes
Make us number one one more time before I get a tumor
Dale Dudley [00:02:49]
I’d like to just go do these next 11 months with joy, fun and seasons in the sun
Dale Dudley [00:16:20]
I think all of my organs have melted and they’re leaking out of me
Matt Bearden [00:24:02]
I had Saturday night palsy. My hand was paralyzed for three months
Carissa Jade [00:28:13]
How did you not quit drinking then? I was addicted.
Matt Bearden [00:30:06]
Part 2: TABC
The hosts discuss Comic-Con coverage they’re expected to do but have little interest in, debate Amazon Prime Day deals, and dissect TABC (Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission) laws they find absurd. A caller explains the complex liquor regulations, Dale does a mock Shark Tank pitch imagining alcohol being invented, and they watch news clips about Jesus appearing on Dallas concrete and a Confederate flag supporter upset about being hit with a water bottle.
Segments
- Comic-Con disconnect [00:00:01] — Dale dismisses Comic-Con trailers and show prep suggestions about movie previews, explaining he doesn’t relate to comic book culture the way his son does.
- Amazon Prime Day hype [00:13:00] — The hosts discuss tomorrow’s Amazon Prime Day, comparing it to Black Friday. Bob is identified as the true ‘consumer’ who shops the clearance aisles at Marshall’s.
- Squatty potty in the powder room [00:14:00] — Daniel reveals he has squatty potties in every bathroom including the guest powder room, which Dale finds gauche.
- Texas kicker’s 80-yard field goal [00:15:00] — Discussion of Nick Rose kicking an 80-yard field goal in practice, debating whether it counts without a defensive line and how high the ball would need to go.
- TABC laws rant begins [00:24:00] — News report about TABC potentially allowing coupons for alcohol purchases after 22 years. Dale argues the TABC is a waste of taxpayer money.
- Mom-and-pop liquor stores vs. big retailers [00:30:00] — Bob explains how large retailers like Costco and Walmart are lobbying to change liquor laws, which would hurt small liquor stores that can’t compete on volume.
- Shark Tank alcohol pitch [00:33:00] — Dale and Matt do mock Shark Tank pitches imagining they’re introducing alcohol as a new product, highlighting its absurd qualities as a legal drug.
- TABC caller Dan explains the laws [00:35:00] — Caller Dan details archaic TABC regulations including the mini-bottle rule and Sunday sales restrictions, all based on attempts to discourage drinking.
- Geraldo vs. Eric Bolling on Fox [00:38:00] — The hosts play a clip of Geraldo Rivera and Eric Bolling nearly coming to blows on Fox News over Trump’s immigration comments.
- Jesus on Dallas sidewalk [00:46:00] — News report about a man who claims to see Jesus in stained concrete on his walkway. The news anchors struggle to see it, and Dale mocks the story.
- Confederate flag water bottle incident [00:50:00] — Extended discussion of a news story about a man in a Confederate flag convoy getting hit with a water bottle in a Black neighborhood and complaining about it to police.
Callers
- Dan [00:35:00] — TABC laws and regulations Dan provided detailed explanation of archaic liquor laws, reinforcing Dale’s point about how anti-business and outdated the TABC regulations are.
- Michelle [00:38:00] — Mini-bottle TABC rule explanation Michelle explained the ‘single serving’ rationale for the two-bottle minimum rule, which Dale immediately called the stupidest thing he’d ever heard.
Quotes
What laws do you need for liquor? Can’t drink and drive, can’t be drunk in public, have to be certain age. Boom.
Dale Dudley [00:24:00]
Anyone who would support a party that would allow a man who said God spoke to him to start a war that killed 250,000 people…
Dale Dudley [00:33:00]
We’ve completely forgotten what context is. Nobody understands context whatsoever at all.
Dale Dudley [00:56:00]
Part 3: People of the Neighborhood
This part features the ‘People of the Neighborhood’ segment with guests from Miche Bread, a craft bread subscription service in Austin. The hosts sample the bread and discuss the $10/week subscription model. Later segments include discussions about a man arrested for soliciting a horse for sex in Arizona, a woman who pulled a knife at Taco Bell over WiFi issues, and continued banter about Dale sending Tom Slick a prime rib as an apology gift. The show ends with typical show wrap-up and teasing of future segments.
Segments
- Show opening and La Madeline promo [00:00:01] — Dale thanks La Madeline for dropping off food and mentions free mini tarts for Bastille Day. Bob makes jokes about ‘mini tarts’ that Dale finds inappropriate.
- Dale teases sending a gift [00:01:00] — Dale mentions sending a gift to someone after hurting their feelings, eventually revealed to be Tom Slick. He sent Kansas City Steaks prime rib after an on-air incident.
- Soccer at Dell Diamond [00:05:46] — Dale announces a soccer match tonight at Dell Diamond between CD Guadalajara (Chivas) and Pachuca FC.
- Dale’s hypnotherapy plans [00:06:43] — Dale announces he’s going to hypnotherapy tomorrow for $120 and asks Bob to talk him out of it. Bob says he believes in hypnosis and thinks it could be helpful.
- Workshop meeting discussion [00:07:43] — Dale and Bob discuss a recent workshop meeting where staff listed attributes of each cast member. Dale jokes it took 19 items before anyone said something positive about him. Daniel defends that he wasn’t upset during his segment.
- People of the Neighborhood – Miche Bread [00:10:15] — Sam and Sandy from Miche Bread come in to discuss their craft bread subscription service. They explain the $10/week service, sourdough fermentation process, ancient grains, and pickup locations. Hosts sample the bread and react positively despite initial price skepticism.
- Frost Bread nostalgia [00:21:29] — Dale recalls his father working at a Frost Bread bakery in Odessa and getting tiny sample loaves as a kid. Discussion of old-school bakery promotional items.
- Oklahoma journalist and other stories [00:23:52] — Dale teases several news stories including one about a journalist he thinks is attractive and should work in Austin.
- SeaWorld beluga whale death [00:25:11] — Discussion of a three-week-old beluga whale calf that died at SeaWorld San Antonio despite supplemental feeding. Carissa expresses opposition to captivity.
- Arizona bestiality arrest [00:27:50] — Dale discusses a 68-year-old man arrested in Arizona in a Sheriff Joe Arpaio sting operation for soliciting a horse for sex. Extensive horse puns follow.
- Cracker Barrel petition [00:37:00] — Dale discusses a satirical petition to rename Cracker Barrel to ‘Caucasian Barrel’ because the name is offensive to white people. The petition has 15,000 signatures from people who think it’s serious.
- Taco Bell knife incident [00:45:38] — Video segment about Amber Hanson who pulled a knife at a Taco Bell in Tahlequah, Oklahoma because the WiFi wasn’t working. Carissa reveals her uncle works high up in Taco Bell corporate.
- Schlitterbahn discussion [00:53:00] — Carissa mentions getting free Schlitterbahn tickets through her uncle’s Taco Bell connections. Discussion of overnight stays at the park and costs.
- Show wrap-up [00:55:00] — Final banter about the show’s energy levels, the nine o’clock hour negativity, and teasing future segments including prediction corner about Carissa’s speeding ticket.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:10:15] — Feature segment with local Austin business Miche Bread discussing their craft bread subscription service
Guests
- Sam (Miche Bread) (other) [00:10:15] — Master baker and co-founder of Miche Bread, Austin’s first community supported bread subscription service
- Sandy (Miche Bread) (other) [00:10:15] — Co-founder of Miche Bread, handles business operations
Callers
- Brian [00:23:59] — Called to confirm memory of getting mini loaves of Mrs. Baird’s bread at Astroworld as a kid Brief confirmation of Dale’s childhood memory, leads to jokes about his privileged upbringing
- Eric [00:49:01] — Said the Pompeii song sounds like it should be in a Listerine commercial Brief call, hosts don’t strongly engage with the observation
Quotes
My career is over. I’m interviewing guys who are baking bread.
Dale Dudley [00:16:53]
What a nightmare. You think it’s 70 years old? Like well done.
Dale Dudley [00:28:56]
Guys, saddle down.
Carissa Jade [00:31:44]