Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, July 15, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Missing Cat
Dale arrives to find a cat in a carrier left at the radio station sign, which escapes into the building after security opens it. The hosts spend much of the segment discussing the missing pregnant cat, debating who left it and where it might be hiding. Meanwhile, they also attempt to shop Amazon Prime Day deals live on air with limited success, discuss various topics including The Big Lebowski, and banter about pets.
Segments
- Amazon Prime Day disappointment [00:00:00] — The show opens with the hosts browsing Amazon Prime Day deals and finding them underwhelming, mostly small items and accessories rather than the major deals they expected.
- Dale’s weird morning discovery [00:04:18] — Dale teases a story about one of the weirdest mornings in his 29 years at the station, setting up the cat story.
- The cat carrier mystery [00:10:06] — Dale describes finding a cat carrier with a silhouette of a cat on it leaning against the station sign early in the morning, and his hesitation to open it.
- The cat escapes [00:12:00] — Security opens the carrier to find a large, possibly pregnant calico cat that subsequently escapes into the building, believed to be hiding in engineering areas near equipment.
- Theories about the cat [00:18:03] — The hosts theorize the cat was left for Daniel due to his love of cats discussed on air, or possibly by someone walking by the building in the early morning.
- Kathy calls in [00:19:03] — Regular caller Kathy phones to say she did not leave the cat and offers advice on catching it with stinky cat food.
- Daniel wants a rooting dog [00:27:51] — Conversation shifts to Daniel wanting a small ‘rooting’ dog, leading to confusion about what he means and suggestions for various dog breeds and even a pig.
- Big Lebowski Fest founder arrested [00:35:27] — Dale shares a story about the Lebowski Fest founder being arrested for marijuana possession, leading to clips and discussion of the film.
- Dale’s voice-over career woes [00:39:01] — Dale reveals he has spent over $1,400 on voice-over equipment and memberships but has only made $200, having not worked since filming Bernie in 2009.
- Counterfeit money story [00:40:33] — Dale begins reading a story about a woman arrested for using counterfeit money who claimed Obama made a law allowing people to print their own money.
Callers
- Kathy (regular) [00:19:03] — Called to say she did not leave the cat and offered advice on catching it The hosts joked about her defensiveness and she provided helpful advice about using stinky cat food to lure the cat. Ended with the hosts making an inappropriate joke that caused Carissa to leave.
- John [00:22:29] — Suggested the cat might be in the basement and made a joke about 101X getting more listeners from the kittens Dale acknowledged the joke about their competition 101X being nominated for a Marconi award, turning it into discussion of the station rivalry.
Quotes
The first time in my life I felt empathy for a feline.
Dale Dudley [00:12:21]
A cat is loose, ladies and gentlemen.
Dale Dudley [00:13:09]
Who would get rid of their cat like that? She looks so lonely.
Dale Dudley [00:27:40]
Part 2: Restaurant Scam
The crew discusses Amazon Prime Day shopping, a pregnant cat found at the station, Dale’s upcoming hypnotherapy appointment for anxiety and smoking cessation, and Carissa’s dialectical behavioral therapy advocacy. They debate various therapy approaches while Bob annoys Dale with his noisy protein bar wrapper. The segment shifts to a restaurant scam story about a man named Shane Whitaker allegedly demanding refunds at Austin restaurants, followed by outrage over a Philadelphia father complaining about a Princess Leia ‘slave outfit’ action figure that’s been sold for 35 years. They also view viral videos including a nursery ‘MTV Cribs’ parody and discuss attractive golfer Paige Spiranac.
Segments
- Amazon Prime Day Shopping [00:00:01] — Dale and crew discuss shopping Amazon Prime Day, though Dale hasn’t found anything outstanding to buy yet.
- Cat Found at Station [00:00:28] — Update on the pregnant cat left in a carrier at the radio station; it’s hiding in Chuck’s area and humane society will pick it up.
- Dale’s Hypnotherapy Appointment [00:01:43] — Dale discusses his upcoming hypnotherapy appointment, expressing skepticism but willingness to try it for anxiety and smoking cessation.
- Therapy Debate [00:07:11] — Carissa advocates for dialectical behavioral therapy (DBT) while Dale defends his choice of hypnotherapy. The crew debates various therapeutic approaches.
- Up Periscope Bit Introduced [00:08:05] — New recurring bit announced: whenever there’s controversy or argument, listeners can request ‘Up Periscope’ to film it live on the app.
- Bob’s Protein Bar Wrapper [00:09:27] — Dale gets irritated by Bob’s noisy method of opening protein bar wrappers, peeling them apart slowly rather than tearing them open.
- Zombie Fish Video [00:14:49] — The crew watches a viral video of a beheaded, gutted fish still moving and fighting on a cutting board due to nerve activity.
- John Gotti Revelation [00:21:15] — Dale mentions news that John Gotti killed the real-life person Joe Pesci’s character was based on in Goodfellas, according to Henry Hill’s last notes.
- Restaurant Scam Story [00:22:01] — Dale discusses an Eater.com article about Shane Whitaker allegedly scamming Austin restaurants by ordering food, claiming something was wrong, and demanding full refunds while threatening Yelp reviews.
- Princess Leia Action Figure Outrage [00:27:37] — The crew watches and mocks a Philadelphia news story about a father outraged over a Princess Leia ‘slave outfit’ action figure that’s been sold for 35 years, criticizing manufactured media outrage.
- Nursery MTV Cribs Parody [00:42:44] — They watch Brian Cantello’s viral video parodying MTV Cribs as a tour of his baby daughter’s nursery before she’s born.
- Golfer Paige Spiranac [00:50:04] — The crew discovers San Diego State golfer Paige Spiranac, whose revealing social media photos have made her an internet sensation, discussing how appearance drives viral content.
- LA Traffic Recorder Player [00:54:18] — Dale shows a viral video of a man playing a renaissance recorder in Los Angeles traffic, reminding him of a woman he saw playing tambourine while driving in Austin.
- Steely Dan Ticket Giveaway [00:55:56] — Dale promotes ticket giveaway for Steely Dan with Elvis Costello at Austin 360 Amphitheater.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:01:48] — Dale promotes September 3rd live Sideshow podcast at Cap City Comedy Club
- Click Bait [00:08:05] — New ‘Up Periscope’ bit introduced where listeners can request live Periscope filming during on-air arguments or controversy
Callers
- Peter [00:36:50] — Princess Leia action figure controversy, comparing it to Barbie dolls Brief call agreeing that the outrage is ridiculous and Barbies would also need to be removed if this logic applied
- Megan [00:39:02] — Princess Leia figure, pointing out Barbie bikinis in stores Matt sarcastically defends Barbie as an ‘American icon’ representing what women should look like
- James [00:41:26] — Complaining about people who complain, calls them ‘terrorists’ James works for Big A Towing; Matt asks if he does donuts with cars attached, James deflects
Quotes
If we don’t get first place, the cat gets it.
Dale Dudley [00:01:01]
I don’t believe in it though, and I told her at first thing.
Dale Dudley [00:03:56]
Mind your own business.
Dale Dudley [00:21:30]
Then don’t buy it for your kid. It doesn’t hop into your shopping cart.
Dale Dudley [00:28:43]
I hate anyone who complains and whines and calls the news.
Dale Dudley [00:29:21]
We have no problem with abject violence on television.
Dale Dudley [00:33:42]
Part 3: Bob’s Makeover
This part focuses on Bob’s upcoming makeover segment, where listeners call in to suggest age-appropriate clothing for the 59-year-old co-host who dresses young. The hosts also play Head to Head trivia with listeners competing for Chicago tickets, and give a Jade Helm update showing 44% of Texans believe the federal government might impose martial law. Matt insists they already played a Canadian cop video, but no one else remembers it, creating confusion about whether he’s seen the future or has Alzheimer’s.
Segments
- Amazon Prime Day and Star Wars Apology [00:00:03] — Dale opens apologizing to Star Wars fans and announcing another Head to Head game with Chicago tickets as the prize.
- Mystery $106 Charge from ‘James’ [00:01:03] — Dale obsesses over a mysterious $106 credit card charge from something called ‘James’ on the same day he was hungover and got IV treatment.
- Canadian Cop Video Confusion [00:06:03] — Bob insists they already played a video of a Canadian cop breaking up road rage, but Dale and everyone else have no memory of it, creating a running argument.
- Head to Head: Songs with Countries [00:10:38] — Laura plays Matt in Head to Head trivia on songs with country names in the title. Questions include Cold Turkey, Liberian Girl, and Beer in Mexico.
- Head to Head: Linda vs Dale [00:16:48] — Linda challenges Dale on general knowledge questions including Switzerland cities, SARS, and Cabo San Lucas location.
- Daniel and Carissa’s Cat Drawings [00:23:00] — Dale catches Daniel and Carissa passing notes and drawing cat pictures during the show instead of paying attention.
- Staff Reorganization Discussion [00:27:00] — Dale suggests reassigning roles: CJ as producer booking guests, Daniel as technical producer, and Carissa in digital.
- Bob’s Makeover Planning Begins [00:32:11] — Dale announces they’re planning a makeover for Bob with age-appropriate clothing for a 60-year-old man, soliciting listener suggestions.
- Listener Fashion Suggestions [00:33:11] — Callers suggest various old-man outfits: Bermuda shorts with dark socks and sandals, Tommy Bahama shirts, pleated jeans, Magellan fishing shirts, golf pants, velcro shoes.
- More Makeover Ideas [00:40:00] — Additional suggestions include cargo pants, fanny packs, polo shirts pulled up high, Crocs with liners, Birkenstocks, and members-only jackets.
- Nick’s Drone and Rich People [00:46:13] — Dale complains that listener Nick, whose wife is successful in real estate, is bringing his new drone to show Bob, noting rich people hang out together.
- Jade Helm Update [00:52:02] — They play a KXA News report from Bastrop about Operation Jade Helm, revealing a poll showing 44% of Texans believe the federal government would impose martial law.
- Leander Lady Character [01:01:05] — Dale does an extended character bit as a Leander woman with a purse full of items looking for her Walgreens rewards card.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:10:38] — Two rounds played: Laura vs Matt on songs with countries, and Linda vs Dale on general knowledge. Dale keeps trying to kill this bit but Daniel keeps scheduling it.
- The Sideshow [00:27:00] — Dale references yesterday’s Sideshow podcast being excellent and promotes the free 30-day trial at dudleyandbob.com
Callers
- Laura [00:10:38] — Head to Head contestant – songs with countries in titles Lost to Matt 2-1, only got USSR correct
- Linda [00:16:48] — Head to Head contestant – general knowledge Lost to Dale after hanging up happened before the game concluded
- Andrew [00:35:07] — Suggested pleated jeans for Bob’s makeover Brief call about clothing suggestion
- Aaron [00:36:10] — Suggested fedoras and fingerless gloves Hosts clarified the bit is about age-appropriate, not ridiculous
- Lisa [00:37:09] — Suggested golf outfit for Bob Hosts noted Bob looks good in golf clothes so that won’t work
- Steven [00:38:07] — Suggested golf hat, Tommy Bahama, short shorts, tall white socks, velcro tennis shoes The velcro tennis shoes detail was the winning contribution
- Angie [00:39:04] — Suggested brown polyester slacks and old beige shirt from resale shop Also mentioned short boots that show socks when sitting
- Joe [00:43:00] — Suggested Magellan shirt with cargo zip-off pants Clarified Magellan shirts are for fishing only, not public wear
- Kurt [00:44:07] — Suggested plaid polo, khaki slacks pulled high, sandals with black socks Repeated suggestions already made
- Brandon [00:45:01] — Confused caller who suggested priest costume Dale asked if he was even listening, told him to open his mouth wide (to hear better)
- Nick (regular) [00:46:13] — Suggested Crocs with liner based on his dad’s style; also mentioned coming over to show Bob his new drone Dale complained that Nick and Bob are both rich and hang out together
- Doug [00:47:50] — Discussed his dad’s fashion and his relationship with his father Ended awkwardly when Dale mentioned his father died on a treadmill at the doctor’s office
- Crystal [00:49:41] — Suggested toe socks with sandals; works at Walmart Dale dismissed it as too obscure, only one guy does that
- Cory (Charleston, South Carolina) [00:51:15] — Suggested short shorts, Tommy Bahama, and Birkenstocks for the cruise Good suggestions incorporating multiple elements
Text Line
- [00:40:03] Suggested Bob should wear burnt orange Longhorn gear with a Santa beard — read by Dale Dudley Dale noted this as one more outfit option showing someone who has given up
- [00:49:15] Someone named Tom recommended a fanny pack — read by Bob Fonseca Added to the list of age-appropriate accessories
- [00:25:30] Amy’s Ice Creams is hiring ice cream makers — read by Bob Fonseca Bob did a brief job announcement for production at Amy’s
Quotes
Who does that? Whose business is just James?
Dale Dudley [00:03:42]
I never showed this. There’s not tape of me showing you this.
Dale Dudley [00:08:21]
We’re in the cat portrait business, I’m realizing that.
Dale Dudley [00:27:04]
Bob refuses to grow up. He always will be hip.
Dale Dudley [00:32:11]
We have 44% morons in this state. Our state is almost half moron.
Dale Dudley [00:59:11]