Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, July 27, 2015
This Show
Part 1: I’ve Suffered Enough
Dale opens Monday morning discussing his weekend projects: he installed a TV in his bathroom but mounted it too high the first time, and his wife Amanda cut her hand requiring three stitches while helping. The hosts also discuss Dale’s recent hypnosis session, a flare-up he had with Daniel on Friday’s Sideshow podcast, and various local news stories including a road rage shooting on Rundberg and a counterfeiting arrest in Leander.
Segments
- Show Open and Movie Themes [00:00:00] — The show opens with the standard introduction, then the hosts debate whether ‘where do I begin’ is from Love Story or Dr. Zhivago, struggling with Siri to play the correct theme song.
- Wrong KLBJ FM and Lindsey Graham Correction [00:06:00] — Dale discusses how he felt humiliated discovering he’d been saying Lindsey Graham was Phil Graham’s son for a decade without anyone correcting him.
- Weekend Scares and Podcast Promo [00:08:30] — Dale mentions tensions at home and health scares, then promotes the September 3rd Sideshow podcast live event while the crew is on vacation next week.
- Friday’s Sideshow Blowup [00:10:15] — Dale discusses losing his temper worse than ever before during Friday’s Sideshow podcast, referencing the ‘I’ve suffered enough’ comment from Daniel that set him off.
- Hypnosis and Mindfulness Discussion [00:14:00] — Dale talks about how hypnosis sessions have helped him be more forgiving in traffic and live in the moment, though he still lost his temper on Friday.
- Road Rage Shooting on Rundberg [00:16:20] — The show plays a KXAN news report about a Sunday shooting near Rundberg and I-35 where a man was hospitalized with multiple gunshot wounds in what police believe was road rage.
- APD Arrest Practices [00:21:30] — Dale claims APD is arresting anyone they smell alcohol on, with 40% of cases getting pled down or thrown out, suggesting they want everyone to have an arrest record.
- Bathroom TV Installation Saga Begins [00:22:13] — Dale begins the story of installing a TV in his bathroom, explaining he ran a 50-foot HDMI cable through a conduit but forgot to plan for an infrared repeater to change channels.
- Amanda’s Injury [00:25:00] — While cutting duct tape off the HDMI cable, Amanda cut herself requiring a trip to the minor emergency clinic for three stitches. Dale emphasizes going to minor emergency instead of the ER saved thousands of dollars.
- TV Mounting Problems [00:28:00] — Dale describes difficulty finding the right Samsung screws and discovering the TV was mounted too high – requiring craning your neck even from the bathtub. He and Amanda remounted it lower on Sunday.
- Bob’s Technical Solutions [00:32:00] — Bob and Matt try to explain how Dale could pull additional cables through the conduit, leading to confusion about fish tape, grease, and tying cords to cables.
- Bob’s Bee Attack and Wedding [00:34:00] — Bob describes being chased by an aggressive bee for 10 minutes, accidentally shooting his wife in the eye with his bug assault salt gun, and attending a wedding in 100+ degree heat where he felt out of place among wealthy guests.
- Leander Counterfeiting Arrest [00:37:45] — KXAN news report about a 29-year-old Leander man arrested for manufacturing counterfeit bills in his bedroom. The report includes tips on detecting fake money.
- Nigeria Counterfeiting Story [00:41:53] — Bob recounts being in Nigeria in the 1990s when police found 55-gallon drums filled with counterfeit 100 Naira bills right before the new currency was to be introduced.
- NASA Earth 2.0 Discovery [00:43:00] — Brief discussion of NASA’s Kepler-452b discovery – a planet 60% larger than Earth that would take 1,500 years to reach, with stronger gravity and a 366-day year.
Quotes
I’ve suffered enough already.
Daniel Gallo [00:12:14]
God knows I’ve suffered enough.
Dale Dudley [00:16:59]
They want everyone to have an arrest record, in my opinion.
Dale Dudley [00:22:04]
You would have to crane your neck.
Dale Dudley [00:30:25]
Part 2: DWI Talk
Dale discusses Austin Police’s aggressive DWI enforcement after reviewing a KXAN investigation showing only 60% conviction rate. Multiple clips play showing drivers arrested despite passing sobriety tests or testing under the legal limit. CJ Morgan appears in studio after being named in Austin Monthly’s eligible bachelors issue, prompting hosts to razz him about his past domestic violence incident and relationship troubles. The show also covers TSA filming disputes, pee-repellent paint in San Francisco, and Carissa’s weekend with her conservative mother.
Segments
- Opening and Friday Show Recap [00:00:00] — Dale promotes The Sideshow podcast where Daniel discusses D-Day from his perspective, and where Dale ‘lost it’ on Friday after a caller about Sandra Bland upset him.
- Fake Austin BBQ Ban Story [00:01:34] — Dale debunks clickbait story claiming Austin banned barbecue restaurants, explaining it was actually about smoke control voted down in April. He explains his fact-checking method using Google News.
- Sandra Bland Caller Argument Recap [00:03:23] — Dale recounts Friday caller who kept saying Sandra Bland should have ‘just done what the cop said,’ leading to Dale losing his temper and the caller cursing at Carissa afterward.
- Daniel’s ‘Suffered Enough’ Comment [00:04:40] — Dale and Daniel discuss Daniel’s Friday comment that he had ‘suffered enough’ from D-Day coverage. Dale explains he heard it as complaining about being on-air subject matter.
- Dale’s Bathroom TV Installation [00:05:56] — Dale admits he hung his bathroom TV without running infrared cable, so he has to go into the closet to change channels. Bob suggests using the HDMI cable itself as pull-through.
- UFC Fighter vs. Twitter Tough Guy [00:06:58] — Audio clip of a man at UFC press conference challenging a fighter because he’s been ‘blowing him up on Twitter.’ Fighter dismisses him. Dale discusses how some men constantly size up others for fights.
- TSA Filming Confrontation [00:11:00] — Video of son filming his father going through TSA screening. TSA officer objects despite it being allowed per TSA website. Bob notes the video starts mid-confrontation, suggesting prior conflict.
- San Francisco Pee-Repellent Paint [00:16:52] — Story about San Francisco installing liquid-repellent paint that bounces urine back on public urinators. Dale reads comment section where someone manages to make it about illegal immigration.
- Carissa’s Weekend with Conservative Mom [00:19:15] — Carissa recounts leaving her boyfriend alone with her conservative mother, who immediately asked ‘you don’t believe in guns?’ despite being told not to discuss politics.
- CJ Morgan in Austin Monthly [00:20:06] — Discussion of CJ being named one of Austin Monthly’s eligible bachelors. Dale recalls being in it himself in 2003-2004, mentions CJ campaigned to get in and was once pulled for having a girlfriend.
- KXAN DWI Investigation Begins [00:22:20] — Dale introduces KXAN report on Austin Police’s aggressive DWI enforcement, noting lawyers have told him not to drive after even one drink in Austin because you’ll go to jail.
- Only 60% DWI Conviction Rate [00:24:00] — KXAN report reveals APD makes 6,000 DWI arrests yearly but only 60% result in conviction, suggesting many cases lack strong evidence.
- Woman Arrested at 0.05 BAC [00:28:46] — Video shows woman walking sobriety line perfectly in high heels, told officer she had one drink, arrested for DWI. Blood test came back 0.05, well under 0.08 legal limit. Case dismissed but she paid thousands in legal fees.
- Dale’s DWI Advice [00:33:00] — Dale advises never blowing into breathalyzer, says both Officer DWI Jamie Belasea and his lawyer Gene Anthes told him if you’ve had one drink in Austin, don’t drive because you’re going to jail if cop smells it.
- Satanic Statue Unveiled in Detroit [00:36:39] — Story about nine-foot bronze Baphomet statue unveiled in Detroit, intended for Oklahoma capitol. Bob notes Fox News commenters think the statue has actual evil power.
- CJ Morgan Bachelor Roast Begins [00:39:56] — CJ enters studio with Austin Monthly bachelor issue. Hosts immediately begin teasing him about his domestic violence incident from November 2013 where he was hit with a sconce.
- Facebook Mushroom Tea Post [00:43:51] — Dale reads CJ’s Facebook post saying ‘it’s not a good idea to drink a stranger’s mushroom tea on the river’ with photo of him floating. CJ claims it was Onnit’s Shroom Tech supplement.
- CJ’s Photo Shoot Details [00:46:36] — CJ describes photo shoot with makeup, stylist-provided clothes. Says interns dressed him in denim-on-denim barefoot look, contrasting with other bachelors in suits.
- CJ’s Pool Dad Bod [00:48:09] — Dale says CJ came to his pool and is ‘getting that mid-30s thing going on,’ referring to weight gain. CJ takes offense.
- Extended Domestic Violence Discussion [00:49:01] — Hosts extensively discuss CJ going back to woman who hit him with sconce. CJ admits he was with her at recent event around 3am. Bob references Phil Hartman’s murder-suicide as cautionary tale.
- Bachelor Magazine Backstory [00:52:48] — CJ explains he was supposed to be in 2012 bachelor issue but was pulled when magazine discovered he was dating someone. That woman heard about it and forced DTR (define the relationship) conversation, leading to exclusive relationship that eventually ended with sconce incident.
- Promos and Close [00:56:04] — Dale promotes September 3rd live Sideshow podcast at Cap City Comedy Club. Matt promotes his Piranha show tomorrow night where comics sell their jokes to panel of buyer-comics.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:00:04] — Dale promotes Friday’s Sideshow where Daniel discusses D-Day from his perspective and where Dale ‘lost it’ again
Guests
- CJ Morgan (other) [00:39:56] — In studio to discuss being named in Austin Monthly eligible bachelors issue; extensively roasted about past domestic violence incident and relationship troubles
Text Line
- [00:36:19] Commented on the truancy officer/probation officer terminology mix-up — read by Unknown Dale corrects himself about using ‘truancy officer’ when he meant probation officer
Quotes
Generally news stories don’t have effing libtards written that many times in a text
Bob Fonseca [00:02:03]
What did he think was gonna happen like yeah let’s set this all up let’s get going
Dale Dudley [00:08:13]
Normal human beings don’t walk around thinking I could beat somebody up
Dale Dudley [00:09:55]
If you’re gonna have one drink in the city of Austin, don’t drive
Dale Dudley [00:22:20]
You just put a woman that was under the limit and walked the line perfectly. Stop lying.
Dale Dudley [00:32:05]
Wait but it’s just bronze it doesn’t have any power right
Bob Fonseca [00:39:04]
If you want a guy in an abusive relationship with a fat stomach hit me up
CJ Morgan [00:52:47]
Part 3: Political Correctness
The Monday show focused heavily on sports and political correctness controversies, particularly Colin Cowherd being let go by ESPN after comments about Dominican baseball players. The hosts debated whether it was actual firing or just ESPN cutting him loose early before his move to Fox. Dale struggled with Monday energy and complained about running out of material. The show also featured discussion about Rick Perry’s legal charges, Reggie Jackson’s autograph outburst, and planning for next week’s reruns while the hosts are on vacation.
Segments
- Rick Perry Legal Victory [00:00:00] — Dale discusses one of Rick Perry’s felony charges being thrown out by a Texas appeals court judge appointed by George W. Bush, noting the judge’s political affiliation.
- Reggie Jackson Autograph Meltdown [00:06:42] — The hosts play audio of Reggie Jackson cursing out autograph seekers outside a restaurant in Cooperstown, with discussion about celebrity autograph culture and eBay ruining it.
- Colin Cowherd ESPN Controversy [00:11:27] — Extended discussion of Colin Cowherd’s comments about Dominican baseball players and ESPN letting him go early. The hosts debate whether it was actual firing or just cutting him loose before his Fox deal starts.
- Political Correctness Culture [00:16:28] — Dale shares an article about a professor terrified of his students because of hypersensitivity to offense, discussing the ‘outrage machine’ and fears about what can no longer be said.
- CJ’s Prank Phone Call [00:24:00] — CJ Morgan plays his prank call on a telemarketer doing a survey, where he trash-talks the Dudley and Bob show while pretending to be a listener.
- Dale’s TV Remote Problem [00:27:22] — Dale seeks help for his bathroom TV installation where he can’t change channels because the cable box is in the closet. Callers offer infrared extender solutions.
- Bob’s Wedding Flower Theft [00:30:57] — Bob confesses his wife accidentally stole centerpiece flowers from a wedding that were being moved to the after-party, requiring an apology note.
- Vacation Week Planning [00:34:03] — The hosts debate what work Daniel and Carissa will actually do during next week’s reruns, with Dale giving them grief for claiming they’ll be working from home.
- Chuy Gives Up on Dieting [00:42:43] — Chuy comes in eating McDonald’s breakfast, declaring he’s done with dieting after making it into Austin Monthly’s Bachelor of the Month. The room tries to get him back on track and discusses his dating struggles.
- Yanet Garcia TMZ Footage [00:51:46] — The hosts watch TMZ footage of Mexican weather girl Yanet Garcia in New York with her boyfriend, marveling at how the guy landed her.
- Cleveland Pepper Spray Incident [00:54:12] — Dale shows video of a transit police officer pepper-spraying a crowd at a Black Lives Matter rally in Cleveland after they surrounded his cruiser.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:12:42] — Dale references Friday’s podcast where he lost his temper and used the phrase ‘hashtag I’ve suffered enough’
Callers
- Brandon [00:30:26] — Infrared remote solution for Dale’s TV problem using Samsung Galaxy S6 Offered helpful tech advice but Dale would need to buy a new phone
- Chad [00:35:03] — Harmony Logitech remote solutions for Dale’s setup Gave extended explanation of macro-based remote systems, hosts mocked him for suggesting old technology
Quotes
Eventually there’ll just be no entertainment because you can’t satisfy this minority of people
Dale Dudley [00:16:51]
I should be defined by 16 seconds of a minute rant edited on a site in a hundred million dollar lawsuit
Colin Cowherd (clip) [00:20:26]
Hashtag I’ve suffered enough
Dale Dudley [00:29:53]
I never know whether I can take the flowers, the centerpiece, or the bride’s virginity
Matt Bearden [00:39:51]