Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, March 21, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Comey and Missing Superbowl Jersey
Dale opens the show sleep-deprived after taking clonazepam, rambling about his daughter’s loose tooth and family tensions. The crew discusses a listener’s Facebook complaint about the station playing too much Stevie Nicks, leading to extended Fleetwood Mac puns. Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo calls in to discuss recovering Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey. The show pivots to FBI Director James Comey’s congressional testimony confirming investigation into Russian election interference and debunking Trump’s wiretapping claims.
Segments
- Show Open and Dale’s Sleep Troubles [00:00:29] — Dale opens exhausted after taking clonazepam and oversleeping. Discusses his daughter’s dangling tooth and failed attempt to remove it with needle-nose pliers.
- Anniversary Greetings [00:09:03] — Pre-recorded anniversary messages play from Cody the Spy Guy, Liz Dunlap, Scott Willis from Tequila 512, comedian Colleen McGarr, and a Rick Perry impersonator.
- Facebook Complaint About Music Rotation [00:13:35] — John Wiggins posts complaint about station playing same Stevie Nicks songs during South by Southwest. Crew defends the station with extended Fleetwood Mac puns and song title references.
- Old Biddy Caller [00:20:36] — Repeat caller ‘Old Biddy’ reminds hosts of an old bit where Dale walked down hallway with pants around ankles and Bob poured water on his crotch after losing a caller roulette.
- Buc-ee’s vs Bucky’s Lawsuit [00:23:33] — Discussion of Texas gas station chain Buc-ee’s suing a Midwest chain called Bucky’s for trademark infringement.
- Art Acevedo on Brady Jersey Recovery [00:29:00] — Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo calls in to discuss how his department helped recover Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jerseys from Mexico. Dale teases him about his fake Texas accent on ABC News.
- Daniel’s ‘Interesting’ Boston Story [00:34:02] — Daniel tells an allegedly interesting story about a liberal friend who moved to Boston and became conservative. Hosts bet whether it’s actually interesting. They win the bet.
- Comey Testimony on Russian Investigation [00:38:48] — Hosts play clips of FBI Director James Comey confirming investigation into Russian election interference and coordination with Trump campaign, and debunking Trump’s wiretapping claims about Obama.
- Kellyanne Conway Supercut [00:43:40] — Crew plays compilation of Kellyanne Conway deflecting questions, saying ‘fake news,’ and her bizarre eye-winking moment on TV.
Guests
- Art Acevedo (other) [00:29:00] — Houston Police Chief discussed recovering Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jerseys; personal friend of Dale from his Austin days
- Colleen McGarr (comedian) [00:09:47] — Pre-recorded anniversary greeting; comedy manager and Cap City Comedy Club owner, managed Bill Hicks
- Scott Willis (other) [00:09:34] — Pre-recorded anniversary greeting; founder of Tequila 512
Callers
- Old Biddy (regular) [00:20:36] — Reminded hosts of old bit where they had to do embarrassing stunts after he was first caller Hosts acknowledged him as a repeat caller, Bob says he was ‘worst morning caller ever,’ friendly banter about the old days
Text Line
- [00:14:03] John Wiggins complained on Facebook that the station played Edge of 17 twice in a couple hours and same 200 songs every day, embarrassing Austin during South by Southwest — read by Dale Dudley Launched extended segment of Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks puns, CJ Morgan replied snarkily to the post, crew defended station’s classic rock format
Quotes
Stand back. Stand back.
Bob Fonseca [00:16:56]
He is a liar, mentally ill, big baby. And if that offends you, go screw.
Dale Dudley [00:34:40]
No one left South by Southwest and went, my entire trip was ruined because a classic rock station played oldies.
Dale Dudley [00:18:58]
Part 2: Those Who Can’t Do, Teach
The show features anniversary greetings from Kendra Scott and Bob Kopp, followed by Pop Cop’s celebrity news segment. Dale announces he joined AARP and explores the member benefits. The majority of the segment focuses on a Lockhart teacher arrested for an alleged improper relationship with a 17-year-old student, sparking extended debate about double standards and appropriate responses. Fast Food Fanatic touches on lab-grown chicken and Taco Bell’s abandoned taco-making machine.
Segments
- 25th Anniversary Messages [00:00:00] — Anniversary congratulations from Kendra Scott and Bob Kopp, recognizing the show’s 25 years on the air.
- Pop Cop Segment [00:01:50] — Matt delivers celebrity news including Dancing with the Stars premiere, Power Rangers LGBTQ character, Rachel Maddow’s ratings, Tom Brady’s stolen jersey found in Mexico, and fast food drive-thru speeds.
- Kendra Scott Call Discussion [00:05:24] — Hosts discuss the authenticity of Kendra Scott’s call and Bob’s past relationship with her.
- Tony C’s Pizza and Patty LaBelle Tickets [00:06:43] — Thank Tony C’s for pizza delivery and mention Patty LaBelle performing at Austin Rodeo.
- ‘Breast Boy Dumb’ Song Parody [00:07:40] — Playing an old song parody mocking Matt’s inability to meet women at Copper Tank event.
- Old Show Clips Discussion [00:10:00] — Hosts discuss old audio clips, profanity on air, and Dale admitting to ‘stealing’ song parodies.
- Dale Joins AARP [00:16:01] — Dale announces joining AARP at age 55, exploring member benefits including restaurant and hotel discounts.
- Toenail in Water Glass Story [00:32:00] — Dale tells a cautionary tale about accidentally drinking water that contained his toenails after they survived the dishwasher cycle.
- Lockhart Teacher Arrest [00:38:28] — Extended discussion of Sarah Folks, a 27-year-old Lockhart teacher arrested for alleged improper relationship with 17-year-old student, sparking debate about double standards.
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:54:28] — Brief coverage of lab-grown chicken strips, Taco Bell’s abandoned 900-tacos-per-hour machine, and A1 steak sauce mysteriously appearing in an Ohio library.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:50] — Matt delivers celebrity and entertainment news with jokes and commentary
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:54:28] — Segment covering fast food industry news including lab-grown chicken and Taco Bell automation
Guests
- Kendra Scott (other) [00:00:36] — Called in to congratulate the show on 25 years (pre-recorded message)
- Bob Kopp (other) [00:01:18] — Called in with 25th anniversary message
Callers
- Jennifer [00:43:55] — Called to criticize the hosts’ treatment of the Lockhart teacher story, arguing there is no excuse for an adult accepting attention from a teenager Sparked further debate about double standards and power dynamics in relationships
- Michelle [00:50:12] — Called to challenge the double standard in how male vs. female teacher-student relationships are perceived Extended the debate further, with hosts acknowledging the unfair double standard while admitting it exists
Quotes
Ladies and gentlemen, I joined the AARP
Dale Dudley [00:17:57]
Cleanliness comes before taste with me
Bob Fonseca [00:27:00]
I kicked back my glass of water and it had two pieces of plastic… it was toenails
Dale Dudley [00:32:34]
Part 3: Tunnel Talk
This segment features an ongoing 25th anniversary celebration for Dudley and Bob. The hosts surprise Dale and Bob with musician Casey Crowley performing live, including her wedding song ‘Kind of Perfect’ that she played at Dale’s wedding. The conversation then spirals into an extended discussion about Daniel’s conspiracy theory that there is a secret tunnel under the radio station building that was built for Lady Bird Johnson to escape in emergencies, leading to much debate and mockery from the rest of the cast.
Segments
- Pre-recorded prank call to Dale’s mother [00:00:01] — A pre-recorded bit plays where ‘Amy’ calls Dale’s mother claiming to be pregnant with Dale’s baby, referencing an old prank the show did.
- People of the Neighborhood intro [00:03:03] — Dale announces they’re doing People of the Neighborhood all week as part of the 25th anniversary, with Matt, Daniel, and Carissa surprising them with the guests.
- Texas representative’s satirical bill [00:04:31] — Discussion of a proposed satirical legislation requiring men to pay fines for masturbation and undergo rectal exams, mirroring restrictions on women’s healthcare.
- Casey Crowley arrives [00:05:03] — Musician Casey Crowley is revealed as the People of the Neighborhood guest. Dale is emotional about seeing her again after many years.
- Blue Ribbon performance [00:13:00] — Casey Crowley performs her new song ‘Blue Ribbon’ live in studio.
- Kind of Perfect snippet [00:19:00] — Casey performs part of ‘Kind of Perfect,’ the song she played at Dale’s wedding, nearly making Dale cry.
- The tunnel conspiracy begins [00:31:00] — Daniel reveals his conspiracy theory from John Lowry’s podcast that there’s a secret tunnel under the building for Lady Bird Johnson to escape.
- Tunnel debate intensifies [00:42:00] — The cast debates the plausibility of the tunnel, discussing the building’s flooding problems, basement doors, and whether the Johnson family would have needed such security.
- Secret Service and presidential protection [00:48:00] — Discussion turns to Secret Service protection for former presidents and first ladies, with Daniel initially getting the facts wrong before being corrected.
- New London explosion documentary pitch [00:56:00] — Daniel proposes making a documentary about the New London school explosion in which Dale’s aunt was a survivor, leading to more debate about the idea.
- Show wrap and Punch promo [01:01:13] — Matt promotes tonight’s Punch show at Cap City Comedy and the show wraps up.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:05:03] — Part of the 25th anniversary week celebration, featuring Casey Crowley as a surprise guest from Dale and Bob’s early Austin radio days
Guests
- Casey Crowley (musician) [00:05:03] — Austin singer-songwriter who played at Dale’s wedding and was one of the show’s early musical guests. Performed ‘Blue Ribbon’ and ‘Kind of Perfect’ live.
Callers
- Greg [00:51:27] — The tunnel conspiracy and Reagan getting shot Added to the tunnel conspiracy discussion by suggesting a video documentary with Daniel exploring the basement, and corrected that Reagan actually was shot, not ‘almost shot’
- Chance [00:57:33] — The tunnel conspiracy – caverns Pointed out that the station is near Longhorn and Inner Space caverns, suggesting a possible connection to the alleged tunnel system, though the hosts dismissed this as the caverns are north of the station
Music
- Casey Crowley — Performed ‘Blue Ribbon’ live, a new song from her upcoming record
- Casey Crowley — Performed part of ‘Kind of Perfect,’ the song she played at Dale’s wedding ceremony
Quotes
I stood outside that window with tacos and knocked holding them up
Casey Crowley [00:05:51]
Imagine you get a wedding and both songwriters said yes
Dale Dudley [00:11:38]
I heard you and I was really proud of you talking about your past
Casey Crowley [00:19:46]
There’s a tunnel underneath this building that leads across 35 for Lady Bird Johnson
Daniel Gallo [00:35:20]